Title:           LNPP from thread 68
Author:          Asian_Anon
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First Edit:      Saturday 23rd of July 2016 01:36:19 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 23rd of July 2016 01:36:19 AM CDT

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"SA"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but some us don't really care! Now for our main guest...SHINING ARMOR!!!
 
"Where am I?"
 
>My producer wanted you to be here.
 
"Uh, okay?"
 
>He wanted to ask if you would stop stealing waifus.
 
"...what?"
 
Pinkie's tail starts twitching.
>Oh, that means something's going to-
A flowerpot falls on SA's head.
 
"OW!"
 
>...fall.
 
SA finds a note that says 'For Celestia, Pinkie, and Spitfire...ENOUGH'
"..."
 
>That's our show! Thanks for watching everypony!
Shining wakes up.
"...I didn't ask for this."
 
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[spoiler]Damn it, I passed out again.[/spoiler]
 
Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Fluttershy"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but if you're reading this, you are catching up! Now for our main guest...FLUTTERSHY!!!
 
"H-hi?"
 
>We're going on a trip with Sombra! The Everfree forest! We're going to be in the wilds and there'll be danger! Are you excited for what's coming?
 
"...no."
 
>But we're going to get so much spotlight!
 
"N-no thank you. I don't need to be in the spotlight."
 
>Ahahaha you talk like you have a choice!
Fluttershy wakes up with Pinkie in the room packing bags.
>I got everything ready for you!
 
"Oh dear..."
 
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[spoiler]Damn, I missed the 250th post. All that waiting for nothing.[/spoiler]
 
Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"RD"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but I wanted folks to know that this is the 251th post! You are halfway through the thread! Now for our main guest...RAINBOW DASH!!!
 
"You bet."
 
>Question time! Are you aware that you have a snoring problem?
 
"I do?"
 
>It's incredibly loud. You should look into it. Especially if we're going to the Everfree forest.
 
"I can't be that bad."
RD wakes up with Pinkie in her face wearing earplugs.
 
>...It's pretty bad.
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Rarity"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but some folks like things that are irreverent! Now for our main guest...Rarity!!!
 
"Why hello everypony."
 
>A trip into the Everfree forest. Doesn't that bring back memories?
 
"Indeed. I wonder how that sea serpent is doing."
 
>We never did check up on him didn't we?
 
"He seemed like a fine fellow for someone who lives in the Everfree forest."
 
>Is he still a sea serpent if he lives in a river?
 
"Wait a minute..."
 
>Thanks for joining us here. See everypony later!
Rarity wakes up.
"...what was a sea serpent doing in a river?"