Title: LNPP from thread 67 Author: Asian_Anon Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/3VW3vBGi First Edit: Saturday 23rd of July 2016 01:34:29 AM CDT Last Edit: Saturday 23rd of July 2016 01:34:29 AM CDT 270_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Rarity" ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and readers coming back find out we're still on Partyland! Now for our main guest...RARITY!!!   "Pleased to be here."   >Guess what, I'm going to get the audience to join in.   "That sounds simply love-" She blinks and there's suddenly an audience member shows up next to her. "-ly?"   >Creepy isn't it? The cardboard raises up a sign that says 'Can you turn Pinkie into an Alicorn?' They both blink and it's gone.   "Uh, I don't think I can."   >That's okay, I already am.   "What?"   Wings and a horn pop out of Pinkie. She slowly floats up surrounded by an aura and speaks in a powerful deep voice >I AM THE BEGINING AND THE END. THE ALPHA AND OMEGA. THOSE WHO WALK INTO MY KINGDOM WILL BE RELIEVED OF THEIR SUFFERING AND SHALL KNOW TRUE HAPPINESS. THERE THEY WILL PARTY WITHOUT END.   "...what?"   Pinkie quickly plops back in her chair without a horn and wings. >It means the show is over! Rarity wakes up.   "I...I don't even know."     271_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Twilight" ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and revel in how I get more stories than AJ! Now for our main guest...TWILIGHT!!!   "Here we go again."   >Not exactly. An audience member is going to ask a question.   "But your audience is made of-" She blinks and there's suddenly an audience member shows up next to her. "-cardboard!"   >Go on. Do the thing. The cardboard raises up a sign that says 'Can you engineer a dragon?' They both blink and it's gone.   "Possibly, but I really shou-"   >You heard that right folks. Twilight can make more dragons. We can call her the Mother of Dragons now!   "No, Pinkie. That's not what I sai-"   >That's all the time we have now. Make sure you make a donation her Kickstarter and help fund Twilight's Dragon Project and you too can get a dragon. Ta ta~ Twilight wakes up. >Guess what, ponies are already donating to the kickstarter!   "PINKIE!!!"   272_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "AJ" ~~~~ >Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but my show wasn't cancelled yet! Now for our main guest...APPLEJACK!!!   "Howdy"   >Time for a member of our audience to ask a question!   "That's a little diff-" She blinks and there's suddenly an audience member shows up next to her. "-erent!"   >Ask away anonymous cardboard audience member! The cardboard raises up a sign that says 'Are you a background princess now?' They both blink and it's gone.   "What the hay is that suppose to mean?"   >Ahahaha that's a little sensitive topic around these parts, so let's just wrap it up here and-   "Pinkie, did you remember to fill out the paperwork for the Summer Harvest Parade?"   >Funny you should mention that! AJ wakes up. "...*sigh*"   273_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Spike" ~~~~ >Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but everyday is late night when I'm around! Now for our main guest...SPIKE!!!   "Hey, Pinkie."   >We're doing things differently. A member of our audience is going to ask a question!   "Shoo-" He blinks and there's suddenly an audience member shows up next to him "whoa!"   >Go ahead faceless audience member! The cardboard raises up a sign that says 'Do you really think you can convince Pommel?' They both blink and it's gone.   "Uh, yeah. It was a dragon's promise that I intend to keep."   >But Pommel was so against robots and nopony thinks he can be convinced otherwise. This is going to be a pivotal moment because if you fail, DT will probably get angry at you and burn the bridge between the few friends she has left as she watches robots that look like her mom get destroyed and scrapped. The writers have been implying that her mom is dead, so it'd be like watching her mom die a second time. Then she'd become a tiny pink ball of anger going down a road of eeeevil as you agonize how you could have prevented this foreveeeeeer!!!   Spike gulps >No pressure though. Thanks for watching! Spike wakes up.   "...no pressure at all."     274_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Celestia" ~~~~ >Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but who am I to decide what does and doesn't matter! Now for our main guest...PRINCESS CELESTIA!!!   "Hello Pinkie."   >Hey! You know that time! It's time for a question from our audience!   "That sounds-" She blinks and there's suddenly an audience member shows up next to her "-oh right."   >Ask away you questionably animate inanimate object! The cardboard raises up a sign that says 'Are you slacking?' They both blink and it's gone.   "No no, I can assure you I'm still-"   >It's probably hard to tell when we're with Shining and Chrysalis, a noticeable amount.   "Um yes. That's true."   >And that's our show for now! Princess Celestia is in for a rude awakening. Celestia wakes up falling off her floaty and into a pool. "...Mother, at least let me relax!"