Title:           LNPP from thread 63
Author:          Asian_Anon
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First Edit:      Saturday 23rd of July 2016 01:21:37 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 23rd of July 2016 01:21:37 AM CDT

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Lightning Dust"
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>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and we do our duty to keep the thread up! Now for our main guest...LIGHTNING DUST!!!
Applause as she swoops in and lands on the couch.
 
"Rock on."
 
>Can you do me a favor and say "You can be my wingpony any day."
 
"...okay. You can be my wingpony any day."
 
>Right on! It was great to have you on the show. Can I get a round of applause?
Cheers and applause.
 
"That's it? I thought-"
 
>You thought wrong! Oh and your scented candles are going to start a fire.
Lightning Dust wakes up to the smell of burning.
 
"HOW!?! THE TABLE IS MADE OF CLOUDS!!!"
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Gilda"
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>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and I'm part secretly part of the Night's Watch! Now for our main guest...GILDA!!!
Gilda grumpily sits on the couch.
 
"What's up dweeb?"
 
>Are you still mad about the party I threw you?
 
"I'm good at holding grudges."
 
>That's unfortunate, but thankfully for you this show is already over!
 
"Then why'd you waste my ti-"
 
>Because I'm still willing to give you some spotlight. Oh and don't poach chickens.
Gilda wakes up in a chicken coop. There's chicken feathers everywhere and no chickens.
 
"...no regrets."
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Soarin"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but I like popping at increasingly erratic times! Now for our main guest...Soarin!!!
Cheers as Soarin enters.
"Heyo!"
 
>This is a question I've been superduper meaning to ask! Are you ready for it?
 
"Am I!"
 
>Are you?
 
"Am I!?!"
 
>Are you?
 
"...am I?"
 
>Are you?
 
"I am!"
 
>So are you ready for the question?
 
"...yes."
 
>Would you like some pie?
 
"Totally!"
 
>Open your eyes and find a surprise.
Soarin wakes up and finds a hot pie next to him.
 
"...I don't know where this pie came from, but maybe today might be a good day."
 
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Fleetfoot"
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>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and I give a quirky intermission show! Now for our main guest...FLEETFOOT!!!
 
"...Did you shoot me with a tranq-"
 
>Time for our popular Q&A segment! Do you where I can get some juice?
 
"Some what?"
 
>You know, some boosters? Powerade? Stims?
 
"Are you trying to imply I sell drugs?"
 
>She's caught on, Dashie! Abort abort!
Fleetfoot wakes up in her bunk.
 
"Well, that one was a bit original of her."
 
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>Pinkie
"Luna"
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>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and I choose to have continuity only on a whim. Now for our main guest...PRINCESS LUNA!!!
 
"...why?"
 
>I've been wondering what is it that you do with your night guards? They're not seen very often. Is there any truth to the rumors about the Mares in Black?
 
Luna ponders for a moment.
"..."
She smiles and pats Pinkie on the head.
 
>Uh...a great answer Princess Luna! That's our show! You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
 
"Was that all?"
 
>Well, I am a bit curious about what the night guards-
Pinkie wakes up.
>...actually do. I guess she can do that to me too.
 
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>Pinkie
"Cheese Sandwich"
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>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and ponies long forgotten show up here! Now for our main guest...CHEESE SANDWICH!!!
 
"HEY HEY HEY!"
 
>How goes the repairs on Partyland?
 
"Pretty good! Once we-"
 
>You heard it right, kids! Partyland, the happiest place in Equestria is coming back bigger than ever! This is great news. Thanks for coming cheese!
 
"Aw, but I haven't been back in ages."
 
>I know, but hey at least you're about to get a novelty item.
Cheese wakes up.
 
"Hey, my talking big mouth bass finally came."