Title: LNPP from thread 57 Author: Asian_Anon Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/sYw2sWCX First Edit: Saturday 23rd of July 2016 12:35:49 AM CDT Last Edit: Last edit on: Saturday 23rd of July 2016 02:02:26 AM CDT 172_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-canon >Pinkie "Rainbow Dash" ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time the content doesn't matter and the laughs sound like crickets. Now for our main guest...RAINBOW DASH!!!   "You bet it is."   >So Dashie, do you think anypony is going to call you out on the cronyism that got you the position?   "What?"   >And that's all the time we have!   "That was fast."   >Would you say that was an academy record?   "...what are you-"   >Never mind, you should just wake up and get back to work.   RD wakes up with her face on the desk. "...what just happened?"   173_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Rarity" ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time the content doesn't matter and the people working graveyard shift are trying to get a laugh. Now for our main guest...RARITY!!!   "Flattered to be here."   >Question time! Are we ever going to see you take on more responsibilities as a princess in the future?   "Well, I certainly hope-"   >That's all folks! Glad you were with us! Good night!   "But Pinkie, I didn't even-"   >Nope nope! I said good night! Also, you're drooling on your pillow.   Rarity wakes up and gasps. "I AM DROOLING! HOW UNLADYLIKE!"   174_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "AJ" ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! /pa/'s officially a year old, can you believe it? For tonight I've brought back our first guest because she's the star that started it all...APPLEJACK!!! Loud applause can be heard as Applejack walks in.   "Um Pinkie, there's no actual audience."   >Everypony's asleep so I have to use canned sound effects. BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER RIGHT NOW because tonight's a special night. It's the official 1 year anniversary. Now the question I'd like to ask is-   "NOPE" AJ pulls out a revolver and shoots herself in the head. She wakes up in bed. "Darn it, even in my dreams the questions keep coming."   175_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-canon >Pinkie "Fluttershy" ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that the best part of waking up is...something. I should have thought of something clever before the show started. Anyway it's time for our main guest...FLUTTERSHY!!!   Crickets can be heard.   >Ahem...FLUTTERSHY!!!   Crickets can be heard again.   >Um...Fluttershy? The show's started. You're suppose to come out now.   "N-no pony, but us crickets are here."   >Sorry folks, looks like somepony is camera shy. Pssst Flutters, there's no real audience. You're disrupting the formula. I need you.   "I-I'm not coming out."   >Please just work with me here. I'm suppose to be asking you a question and stop you from answering.   "Y-you can do that from there."   >It works better if you're here. You could use some of the spotlight.   "I-I don't need the spotlight. I'm comfortable right- Eek!"   Pinkie pulls Fluttershy to the guest seat. >Now the question I'd like to ask tonight is...there's now an audience... Fluttershy starts breathing quickly as the audience begins laughing >And you're wearing underwear.   "N-no!" She starts hyperventilating.   >You know what? This is going badly, just wake up. Thanks for the live audience though.   Fluttershy wakes up in bed. "What a terrible nightmare."   176_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-canon >Pinkie "Twilight" ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that the best part of staying up is reading some Pinkie stuff! ...It was bothering me last night. Now for our main guest...TWILIGHT SPARKLE!!!   "I'm happy to be-"   >The question for tonight is when are you going back to making stuff?   "Well after-"   >And that's it for tonight!   "But-"   >Whoops, looks like our producer wants to add in an extra question! Twilight, are you going to join Shining Armor's harem for some wincest?   "WHAT!?!"   >Uh oh, that's a wrap folks! Join us next time for-   "Pinkie, I've been hearing from the others that you've been messing with their dreams. Is this one of them?"   >What? Me? No, clearly that's Princess Luna's domain and...hey look some books are burning. You should wake up and take care of that.   Twilight wakes up to the smell of burning books. >PINKIEEEEE!!!   177_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-canon >Pinkie "Cardboard voiced by Pinkie" ~~~~ Show theme song plays [spoiler]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiO8a9ErCBg [/spoiler]   >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! We acquired a theme song for the show! It's also where the budget went, so we had trouble getting a guest. Don't worry though. I've thought this through. Tonight our guest is going to be...PINKIE PIEEE!!!   Pinkie pulls up a cardboard cutout of herself. "I'm super excited to-"   >Our question tonight is are we going to see more of you now that you're in the castle?   "Gee I sure h-"   >That's the show! G'night everypony!   "W-wait! Let me stay on a little longer. I'm starving for some spotlight!"   >Uh, I don't know about this. We usually end at this point.   "Puhuhleassssse! This is all I got. I barely show up for canon stuff any more! Think of yourself!"   >Um, I guess we're okay if we keep it under the character limit. I don't know what to talk about though.   "Anything! We could discuss how to insert ourselves more often."   >I'm sure the anons will think of something for us and the other elements.   "The problem is that there are too many side characters. Maybe if we kill some of them then-"   >Whoa whoa whoa, this got dark fast. Why do we have to kill anypony?   "It'll trim down the characters and could put us in the spotlight of a murder mystery. They'd never be able to figure out it was us. It'll be perfect."   >Forget it. I'm not going to do this.   "Fine, I'll just do it while you're asleep."   >Oh no you don't! Not if I stop you now!   Karate chops the Pinkie cardboard cutout and it falls to the floor.   "...y-you're only h-hurting yourself."   >.....AAAAAAAHHHH!!!! Wakes up in bed. >...huh.   178_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-canon follow up to a non-canon >Pinkie "Cardboard Pinkie" ~~~~ Wakes up. >Weird, I don't remember doing a show last night. I guess I should get some breakfaaaAAAAAAAAAA!!! Every single OC /pa/ has made is dead in her room. >WHAT THE...YOU! A cardboard cutout of herself with some blood on it stands in the corner of the room. >WHAT DID YOU DO!?!   "I did what had to be done."   >I want spotlight, but not like this!   "Relax. The messy part happened off screen, so there's no evidence. To everypony else they just...disappeared."   >You're insane!   "No you're insane because I AM YOU!"   >This isn't happening tell me this isn't happening!   "Look we're in this together now and there's no going back. We need to get rid of the bodies. They were suppose to be gone off screen, but you woke up before I could, so you're going to have to do the work."   >I'm not going to listen to you!   "So what? You're going to live in a place full of dead bodies?"   >...I've shouldn't have played with this.   "The next steps are important. We need to fire up the oven and fade to black..." 179_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-canon >Pinkie "Spike" 'security' ~~~~ Show theme song plays [spoiler]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiO8a9ErCBg [/spoiler]   >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and we just don't want the thread to die. Now for our main guest...SPIKE!!! Applause as Spike walks in. >It's nice to have a live audience now.   "I'm glad you invited-"   >Now for the question of the night! ...Do you need a booster seat?   "Hey! That's-"   >-all folks! Thanks for your time Spike!   "But I didn't-"   >Sorry, I can't push the character limit like last time again.   "What are you t-"   >Don't worry about it. Just worry about where you're sleeping right now.   Spike wakes up on top of a pile of gold coins. 'Um sir? We really can't let you sleep at the bank.'   "Oh uh, I'm not sleeping with my saving or anything. Uh heh heh."