Title:           LNPP from thread 129
Author:          Asian_Anon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/yYxsg4Ep
First Edit:      Tuesday 13th of September 2016 02:19:42 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 13th of September 2016 02:19:42 AM CDT

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>Pinkie
"Applejack"
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>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and we have internet back so my writer is back to being lazy! Now for our main guest...APPLEJACK!!!
 
"Howdy"
 
>Can you appreciate free beer?
 
"What kind of question is that? Of course Ah' can. In fact, that reminds me of a funny story about me and mah cousin Peach when we got free beer one time."
 
>...I did prophesied this, so I had this coming.
 
"So Aunt Barley had passed away and her family decided to let me and cousin Peach have the rest of her leftover beer. If it was her family's wishes, who were we to pass it up? Okay, sooo it was a dead mare's beer. It just means we had to enjoy it in her stead, but she had so much beer though. She had enough beer to start her own personal brewery. Anyway, we started drinking and drinking. At some point we had Aunt Barley's ashes and...huh.
 
>...and?
 
"You know Ah've droned on long enough. Shouldn't you end the show now?"
 
>You're right! Thanks for joining us tonight and I'll see everypony next time!
 
AJ wakes up.
"...Ah' really hope we didn't mix her ashes into the beer..."
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Applejack"
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>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and my writer just finished a dead man's case of beer! Now for our main guest...APPLEJACK!!!
 
"Howdy"
 
>How long do you think I can put off my own story arc?
 
"...What?"
 
>I mean how many stories do you have?
 
"Oh plenty, in fact there was a time when me and mah cousin Peach were telling spooky stories to a group of kids at camp."
 
>Were they scared that you'd bore them?
 
"Wow, rude. Anyway we got them scared straight, so we decided to play a prank where Ah' was dressed as a werewolf and cousin Peach was suppose to act scared. Unfortunately, in a panic the kids ran out the door and trampled both me and cousin Peach. We learned that kids are heavier than we thought. That wasn't the worst part though because the kids then tried to-"
 
>That's all the time we have right now, but sleep tight and I'll see everypony later!
 
"But you didn't let me get to the part where-"
AJ wakes up.
"-the kids set fire to the log cabin with us inside...hm a lot of mah stories end in more fire than Ah'm comfortable with."