Title: LNPP from thread 125 (Chaotic Mind) Author: Asian_Anon Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/avrRSYuT First Edit: Thursday 1st of September 2016 11:53:40 PM CDT Last Edit: Last edit on: Tuesday 13th of September 2016 02:29:17 AM CDT 642_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Discord" '???' ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and apparently we allow you to have an opinion!   "and the result is...me! They've decided that you should accept my deal."   >What? No they didn't! They hate you.   "You don't know that. We're either in a notepad or a pastebin right now."   >You're talking to the future audience...or another dimension where the pastebin is up to date. As of right now now, we're in the thread, so those folks have seen the responses. They want Twilight. Check the archive!   "Hm, so they have."   Pinkie pulls Twilight from the side. >The people have spoken! They choose option 3. Twilight, I have a problem and I think you can help!   'I uh. Okay? This is really sudden, but whatever it is I'll do whatever I can to help...we're in a dream right?'   Discord touches Twilight and freezes her in place. "...you know, when the lord of Chaos gives you choices, what makes you think you'd be free to make a third choice?"   >Because you're the coolest guy I know and an awesome one at that?   "...how cool are we talking?"   >Cooler than Rainbow Dash!   "Apparently not cool enough for you to let me help you out for favors."   >What? Nah nah, it's not like I don't trust you, it's just that...folks don't trust you.   "How about I just fling your show into next week, where my reign is law!"   >Wait no don't do it!   "Too late, we're already in next week. To everyone else, it'll be like your show was canceled."   >Son of a-   "Welcome to the future!"   643_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Discord" 'Twi' ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and we have to get back!   "Back to the past? But I think I prefer this future."   >We don't even have Applejack to pull off that joke!   "I coooould bring her here...but then it'd get crowded."   >I thought you were cool Discord!   "I am cool. Twilight will vouch for me." Unfreezes Twilight. "How cool do you think I am, Twilight?"   Discord and Twilight's mouth open at the same time. 'You're the coolest cat I know, Discordio...wait I didn't say that.'   "Oh yes you did."   >Don't be a dick Discord.   "You're right, I'm being rather a jerk, how about I accelerate the show. The fans probably want more of us right now, so let me push the show sooner...say same night?"   >Wait, we have a schedule!   "Nope too late, this story showed up the same night as the last."   '...Can anypony explain what's going on?'   "I am in control of the program. We must go back...back to the future. I'll see you again in the next episode."   644_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Discord "Pinkie" 'Twi' ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Discord! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and I AM ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!   "*gasp* My greentext! Too far!"   'What greentext? Can I get some answers soon?'   >Sh-sh-sh-sh, don't question it. This is all a dream. Dreams are not suppose to be understood, my dear Twilight.   "You're messing up the show's formula!"   >Or making it better with a spice of chaos. Besides, consider this making up for the missing week.   'When did we time travel?'   >Just right now, I brought tomorrow night to now. Not our problem that you can't perceive what's happening, unlike Pinkie who's fully aware what's happening.   "Okay Twilight, there's not much time to explain, but I need your help to-"   [spoiler] ~Swappity swap~ >Pinkie "Discord" 'Twilight' ~~~~ [/spoiler] "To check out my new thong. It's like I'm wearing nothing at all."   '...what?'   >Shoot, he swapped our speaking quotations! I'm the greentext now. I'm Pinkie!   '...confusion rising.'   "It's okay, the show is usually full of nonsense anyway. Just the way I like it."   645_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Big Mac" ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and I take a break from my own madness to give a commercial break.   Pinkie walks though a meadow. >Are you having problems growing facial hair? Are you trying to get that rugged beard look? Try Twilight's new beard tonic. It's Big Mac approved.   Big Mac comes out looking tough with his mighty beard. "Eeeyup."   >SideEffectsMayIncludeSkinIrratationUnwantedAdvancesUrgesToBecomeALumberjackAndAdvanceGuitarRiffsIfYouGrowManeToEpicLengthsYouMayNeedToReachOutToYourLocalBarber.   646_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Sunset" ~~~~ >Welcome to an Extra Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but I need to get this important thing out of the way! Now for our main guest...SUNSET SHIMMER!   "Um Hi?"   Pinkie hugs Sunset. >How was your day?   "This is kinda out of nowhere."   Pinkie hugs Sunset tighter. >You looked like you needed it.   "...it got a little better."