Title: LNPP from thread 124 (Pinkie's problem) Author: Asian_Anon Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/mpq7yPTn First Edit: Thursday 1st of September 2016 11:50:26 PM CDT Last Edit: Thursday 1st of September 2016 11:50:26 PM CDT 636_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Cadence" 'DT' [Luna] ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your hosts the Pink Pony Club! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and important questions are asked! Now for our main guest...PRINCESS LUNA! applause   [Again so soon?]   >Yeah, uh what happened to Buck Norris?   [We discovered he was an amazing dream walker because he ate his own Shadow and was compelled to enter the dreams of others to feast. We couldn't risk him grow worse and let his hunger turn him into a monster, so I shattered his mind into pieces and forcefully removed his shadow. It's why he wasn't fighting with us and I had to get your team. I reassembled him as best I could afterward, but I don't think he's going to be the same. I mean I did break his psyche apart.]   >Isn't...isn't he your good friend though?   [Yeah...yeah he was...Oh look at the time. We must leave now. The night is still young. Enjoy your time.] Opens a door and leaves. Cadence and DT poke their heads in.   '...was?'   "...Do you think it'd be worth asking for other options?"   637_______________________________________________________________________________________ NC >Pinkie "Cadence" 'DT' [Luna] ~~~~ >Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your hosts the Pink Pony Club! It's during this time that content does matter, but this needs to be asked! Now for our main guest...PRINCESS LUNA!   [Pinkie, this is getting silly.]   >Just one last question. Was there anything other options for Buck Norris?   [If there was, we would have done it. Like I've said before, we put a lot of effort into preventing such things from happening and it's how the night guard has maintained the dream world for over a millenia. We would have to mind crush you in order to extract the shadow, before the dreamer devour others. It's like one of those zombie. We hack off the limb with the bite, before the victim turns and hurt others.]   >Was Buck Norris eating a dream or a nightmare.   [A nightmare.]   >Then it sounds like he's just doing what you're already doing. He's protecting ponies from nightmares. You should have given him some time. What if he managed it and focused solely on nightmares?   [That's not a chance we're willing to take. If he succumbs to the hunger he'll just be a disappointing mistake...like the Dream Eaters. Nipping the problem before it becomes worse is part of prevention. It's our proven method.]   >You would even break my own mind if you found out I ate my shadow?   [I don't like this line of questioning. If you somehow ended up eating your own shadow, I wouldn't hesitate to break your mind no matter how much it pains me to invasively probe through your mind, rip out the corruption, and pretend you'll be completely normal! It's better than the old way at least! We used to turn ponies into vegetables!]   >...   Luna stands up. [We're done here. I won't be returning to the show for some time.] Opens a door. [...Thankfully, this is not an issue since we've already defeated your shadow. Farewell, Pinkie. Until you are needed again.] She leaves. Cadence and DT walk in.   'so...yeeeah...'   "...I guess we should stop asking Luna now."   638_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Cadence" 'DT' [???] ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your hosts the Pink Pony Club! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and we figure out what am I going to do!   "I'm the pretty one <3"   'I'm the grumpy one...'   >And I'm the crazy one!   "I'm sorry. I really thought asking Auntie Luna would help."   'What are we going to do now?'   >...maybe I should just turn myself in.   "'NO'"   "Why would you even think that?"   >You heard her, what if I turn on you girls?   'We just need to keep you well fed, so you don't start eating actual people.'   "*gasp* That's right. Your real hunger is for nightmares. We need to go out on more dream missions! It's what Buck Norris did. If it worked for him before he got caught, it can work for you!"   'I'm with Cadence on this. I think we can keep you controlled if we work together.'   [Ohoho this little plot is getting interesting, but perhaps it's time I stepped in.] A zipper appears in the air and opens up revealing Discord. [Guess who~]   >Discord?   [In the dream flesh, but first let's get rid of the non-essential characters shall we?] Discord puts his claws on DT and Cadence.   "What are you-" 'Wait!' DT and Cadence disappear.   >What did you do to my friends?!   [Relax, I just woke them up. Perhaps I can be the solution to your little...problem.] He grins.   639_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Discord" ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and moving is such a pain!   "I missed being here. You never invite me anymore. When was the last time you even wrote to me?"   >I'm sorry, I've been kinda busy!   "Oh then maybe you're too busy for me to solve your problem."   >No I'm not, but you didn't have to get rid of my friends!   "You can see your dream friends later. Right now, I want to make a deal."   >What sort of deal?   "I seal your shadow inside you, in exchange you'll...owe me...a few solids."   >...that's really vague.   "Oh it won't be anything too serious. Here's a list of favors I want for later." He hands her scroll and she looks through it.   >...seriously? This last one down here is really pushing it.   "I could just tell Luna that you ate your shadow, you know. I think she'd like that."   >Ahhh...hmmm...arrrrgh my gut says nothing good will come of this.   "That's probably because a certain somepony has objections." Discord summons a mirror and puts it in front of Pinkie. An angry reflection stares back.   >[spoiler]Don't you dare! He's only in it for himself. You can't align yourself with Discord! I'm after your interests. You'll only hurt yourself if you let him seal me up![/spoiler]   >Oh my~   "So what are you going to do? Listen to me, or listen to your shadow?"   >...I don't like either of this.   "Then let's let your audience decide! This could be fun. You, the faithful audience have a chance to decide her pink fate. Call(reply to the post) now and vote on what she should do. Should she accept my modest proposal or listen to her dark side that's already a product of chaos."   >[spoiler]My side has cookies![/spoiler]   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSBosoQA904   640_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Discord" ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and there's an extra bit that Discord wants to share!   "Yes. I know my audience...I promise Pinkie porn."   >Wait hold on what!?!   "That ought to swing the opinions a bit."   >Whoa first, that has no power here! Second, I don't really promise fanser- Life in the dream show~