Title: LNPP from thread 120 Author: Asian_Anon Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/AjLQLxWG First Edit: Thursday 1st of September 2016 10:55:23 PM CDT Last Edit: Thursday 1st of September 2016 10:55:23 PM CDT 618_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Cadence" 'DT' [Dream Eaters] ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your hosts the Pink Pony Club! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and where the city sleeps!   Cadence is on the ground with a Dream Eater on top of her. She jams an arrow into his mouth preventing him from chomping on her. "Pretty one!"   DT rides the other Dream Eater while it attempts to buck her off. 'Gruuuumpy!' The Dream Eater stands on her hind legs and attempts to fall backwards to crush DT.   >And crazy one! Pinkie pulls DT away. She shows DT a photo of a bomb. >Hey, do you happen to know how to disarm this?   'Oh, I used to have one of these. Yeah. Why?'   >I'd just like to know if it's armed and how to disarm it.   'It doesn't look armed in the picture, but now's not a good time to talk about disarming bombs. FIRE BOMB!' She throws a bomb that explodes and sets the Dream Eater on fire.   [AAAAARGH!]   >If you could tell me quick, I'd really appreciate-   "Girls? A little help?"   >Darn it. PINK FURY RUSH! She rushes in and furiously pummels the Dream Eater's side. >ATATATATATA A dark aura surrounds her, amplifying punches. She looks more and more serious with each passing punch. >ATATATATATA   [Ughrhgurhurgh]   >WATAAAA!!! The last punch goes right through his side, spraying black liquid on her like a gusher. >...You're already dead. The Dream Eater explodes into gorey black bits.   619_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Cadence" 'DT' [Dream Eater] ~~~~ >Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your hosts the Pink Pony Club! It's during this time that content does matter, but we wanted to do another one right away!   "HOLY CRAP!"   'Sheesh, Pinkie. A little graphic don't you think?' It rains black on Pinkie. Her mane straightens as it pours.   "...are you okay?"   >...heh.   [You killed him you bitch! I loved him!]   >Let's worry about the other dream eater first.   {Please save her!} An old pony crawls out of the black muck. {It ate my wife!}   "*gasp* Say no more!" Cadence splits her bow into 2 blades "ROMANCE SLASH!" and slashes the dream eater's side with a swift charge.   'BUSTER CANNON!' TBDRLIATU turns into a power hoof cannon and shoots the Dream Eater's other side. *BOOSH*   >PONKO KICK! Pinkie gives the finishing kick to the dream eater's head, with eyes bulging out before her head caves in and explodes. Covered in black goop, Pinkie makes slasher smile, relishing the mess before it vaporizes.   '...um Pinkie?'   {Honey Buns, are you okay?}   {I'm shaken, but I'm just glad you're here, Honey Bear. Thank you so much for saving us.}   >Not a problem. You should probably wake up early until this blows over.   {Thanks again.} The old couple disappear.   "Would you mind telling us what that was about?"   >What was what about?   "For...for a moment you looked like a-"   >Look more nightmare stuff! We gotta move! She runs off.   '...she looked like a shadow.'   620_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Shadow Pinkie" ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and my shadow's the only one that walks beside me! Pinkie walks down an empty street. Broken glass littered the ground.   >Why is this happening to me? Why now?   "It's because of the smell...and the taste." Pinkie turns to a reflection of herself in the the mirror looking back with a toothy grin.   >...you.   "I told you'll face me again when you're alone. I got the Pinkie sense, after all."   >Darn it, leave me alone!   "Is that the thanks I get for helping you beat those Dream Eaters, so easily?"   >I could have taken them myself!   "Do you think Cadence would have lasted?"   >Yes!   "You really think you would have taken him out before the other one could have stepped in? They would have pounded you both. You know that right?   >We'd...figure something out. We always do.   "You can lie to other ponies, but don't lie to yourself. Even after handling those two, there will be more. Do you really think you can keep up with Luna and the night guards who can do this all night, every night without my help getting us through this?"   >Tch.   "Aw, c'mon. I only want to help. If we're going to do the Naruto, fox demon thing. We should do it right. We're in this together now. I don't even care about spotlight anymore...there's only one thing I want now and it's the same thing that you want."   >... A large shadow Cashew thrashes through a building while another pony tries to run away from it.   "...kill that cashew. Devour the cashew."   A dark aura starts surrounding Pinkie. She grins with a look of crazed hunger in her eyes. >Kill cashew, devour cashew.   621_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Cadence" 'DT' ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host the Pink Pony Club! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and my mind wanders!   "PINKIEEEE!"   'PINKIEEEE?'   "WHERE ARE YOU!?"   'PINKIE!...WE GET YOUR SHOW IF YOU GET EATEN! DON'T SAY ANYTHING IF YOU'RE FINE WITH THAT!'   "Do we?"   'Yeah. The producer said the show needs to go on for an extra season for closure if she's gone.'   "Oh that's nice. DON'T WORRY PINKIE! WE'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF THE SHOW IF WE DO!...Would we be able to run it the way we like?"   'Sort of. You know show biz. There's always going to be some sort of executive meddling. A lot of drafts for my dream commercial were initially rejected.'   "Oh. WE'LL MAKE SURE IT STAYS TO YOUR VISION THEN!"   'Ehhh let's not go that far.'   "NEVER MIND WE CAN'T MAKE PROMISES...You don't think she was actually eaten do you?"   '...Nah, I'm sure she's fine. I mean it's Pinkie.'   "But she got eaten the first time we met a dream eater remember?"   '.....PINKIE YOU BETTER NOT BE EATEN OR I'M GOING TO GET MAD!'   A Dream Eater crashes out of a building with Pinkie riding on its belly. Once they grind to a stop, Pinkie savagely bites open its belly and feasts on its black innards like candy in a pinata. The Dream Eater eventually vaporizes.   '...'   "...I guess she wasn't eaten."   622_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Cadence" 'DT' ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host the Pink Pony Club! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and I help protect you while you're asleep!   Pinkie's still covered in black goop. 'Pinkie, are you alright? We were pretty worried when you went off.' Pinkie snaps to looking in their direction. Cadence is visibly scared as DT carries on. 'Like seriously, we're going to take over your show if you get eaten here. I mean, it'd be nice to run the show ourselves, but...I'd rather have you around...because.'   "DT...get behind me."   'Cute, but I can take care of myself. Also why? We finally found Pinkie.'   "That's not Pinkie."   'Just because she's covered in black stuff doesn't means she wasn't pink before, Cadence.'   "We need to run and I mean now!"   >Aw don't run. Pinkie shakes the goop off and her hair poofs up like normal. >It was hard to find you two in the rucus.   'See? I don't know why you're getting, so worked up.'   "...but she doesn't...her eyes are-"   'Oh, during that fight where we saved that old couple. You looked a lot like a-' Pinkie hugs DT.   >So you do want me around even if it meant you wouldn't be running the show yourselves.   'I...look just don't get eaten by a Dream Eater again okay?'   >Haha okay okay. I won't let anypony eat me. That's a Pinkie promise...unless Applejack wants to eat my pie, you know what I mean?   'Ugh, and then I felt sick. Let's just go...you coming Cadence?'   "Uh...yeah...sure." DT and Pinkie walk ahead. "...I don't think she's suppose to look like that though." In Cadence's love distorted perception, Pinkie's eyes are black and her coat isn't quite as pink.   623_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Cadence" 'DT' [Dream Eater] ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host the Pink Pony Club! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and we say no to depression!   [Why hello there. You have the most scrumptious looking rump.]   >Oh, thank you.   [I wish I could say the same for your friends. They are so flat.]   "'HEY!'"   [What? I'm saying you don't have any meat in the back. I'm not wrong. I mean, you two make the curly one here huge in comparison.]   >Aw, shucks. I'm only okay. You're giving them too hard a time. They're-   'There's no shame in having a flat ass! In fact, since I have a tiara on it. It's a status symbol. It's a status symbol of wealth and restraint!'   "You don't even need to have a big butt to be loved! I have a husband who loves my butt just fine! I appeal to the boys who covet small butts and are needed in a world where booty is just in your faces! The other girls can only dream of having what I have!"   >Aren't you two taking this a little har-   "'Stay out of this Pinkie! Keep your butt out of this!'"   >o-oh kay.   [You 3 are hilarious. Since you're not night guards, I'll actually let you slide.]   "'Don't ignore us!'"   "BLEEDING HEART SHOT!"   'DIAMOND BOMBER!'   [Wait I'm full of chocolate!]   "'HAAAAAAA'" *BOOOM*   Pinkie's mane blows back from the explosion, leaving it in a blown back state. >...whoa.   "'FLAT IS JUSTICE!'"