Title: LNPP from thread 119 (Dream City) Author: Asian_Anon Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/EMb6ui3c First Edit: Thursday 1st of September 2016 10:46:46 PM CDT Last Edit: Last edit on: Thursday 1st of September 2016 10:50:46 PM CDT 613_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Cadence" 'DT' [AJ] ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your hosts the Pink Pony Club! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and we celebrate the anniversary here at /pa/!   "I've been meaning to ask, what's /pa/ anyway?"   >It's the thread that we've been in for 2 whole years now!   "...I have more questions."   >No more questions! DT puts her hoof on Cadence's shoulder and shakes her head.   'Let's just introduce the guest already.'   >Right, now for our main guest...APPLEJACK! applause.   [Howdy]   >Whew time sure flies. doesn't it?   [Seriously. Ah, feel like it was only yesterday that-]   >That's all the time we have folks!   [Pinkie, do you really have to cut it, so short? This is the anniversary of-]   >PrincessOfWhat?   [What?]   >Exactly! AJ wakes up.   [...some things never change.]   614_______________________________________________________________________________________ [spoiler]I don't remember when I started so I'll just tack it on to the /pa/ anniversary[/spoiler] Non-Canon >Pinkie "Luna" ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and I can cheat because being consistent is for suckers! Now for our main guest...PRINCESS LUNA!!! Applause   "How does thou do?"   >We've sure had a lot of adventures together haven't we?   "More than we'd like."   >There was the cardboard killings, Hunting cardboard Pinkie, Nightmare Rarity, Shadow Derpy, The Dream Eaters, Applejack's shadow. Plus you do more in the dream world than the waking canon world.   "We take offense to that. We do a lot of things...like teaching...sort of. Mahjong. Lots of mahjong...and other important things...okay, we're tired in the day time okay? Both of us know how busy we are during the night. Cut us some slack. Between guarding the night and dealing with paperwork that involved thou. it can be quite draining."   >Thank you.   "What?"   >Thank you for allowing me to continue my dream show despite the headaches I give.   "Hmph...thou ist just lucky we like your show."   >Do you really?   "We said we must go. Farewell, annoying pink." Luna flies away.   >And to all watching us now. Thank you for watching. This wouldn't be possible if it weren't for viewers like you. G'NIGHT EVERYPONY!!!   615_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Cadence" 'DT' [Luna] ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host the Pink Pony Club! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and the writers are asleep! Now for our main guest...PRINCESS LUNA!!!   applause [Pinkie, I *burp* need you and the P-team. There's a group of Dream Eaters attacking a dream city right now. I had to patrol through some ponies who dreamt of rum back to back, so I'm not in the best *burp* fighting shape right now. All hooves on deck. You know what I mean?]   >I know exactly what you mean! Also to be clear, I had nothing to do with said rum!   "N-now? I was hoping for some advice on some bureaucracy. I'm being really focused and-"   'Nope, let's go because there's no way I'm going to sit through that.'   [I'd raaaather not either. Come Pinkie. We- we have things to do now, Pinkie. Like important things to do. *burp* Now how did I use the door again?] A door appears and Luna pulls them all in.   "Whoa!"   'Wah!'   >Weeee!   They appear on the other side. [Welcome to the city of dreams, Pinkie.] A giant dream eater runs by and gobbles up a building, making it ever bigger. Another dream eater shrieks violently as a few night guards stab it's side. A herd of shadow rabbits stampede through the streets. A pony cries clutching a bloody stump of his leg. A house bursts into flames, burning shadows, ponies, and a dream eater.   [...It's usually prettier than this.]   >"'...'"   [Welcome to the frontlines.]   616_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Cadence" 'DT' [Luna] {nightguard} =???= ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your hosts the Pink Pony Club! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and I walk this empty street on the boulevard of broken dreams!!!   "I'm the pretty one <3"   'I'm the grumpy one...'   >And I'm the crazy one!   [Pinkie, I don't *burp* know why you keep doing that when there's no cameras around.]   >The camera is always on when we're around!   {Your majesty, thank goodness you're here! Um...are you okay?}   [No not really. Back-to-back dreams about rum.]   {Was it Berry Punch, again?}   [That's the funny thing, it wasn't her this time.]   >Uh hey, what's the situation? Besides chaotic.   {You're bringing in civilian help?}   [Yes...uh no...here.] Gives Pinkie, Cadence, and DT a badge. [Congratulations you're now officially the P-Team.]   >"Yaaaaay!"   DT looks at her badge. '...another team.'   [Pinkie, I need your team to...do the thing...with the shadows...don't let them group up...and *mumbles*]   >Secure a safezone by clearing the area of low level shadows, so that they don't cause any nightmares, or attract Dream Eaters. If they group up we're going to have a bad time. Sounds easy enough.   [Yeah, there you go. I knew you'd understand that.]   >I'm great at understanding nonsense!   [Good, don't disappoint me.] Luna and the guard fly off.   "Do you think she'll be okay?"   {[LUNAR PRISM SLASH!]} A bright light flashes in the distance.   >Eh, she'll be fine. This is probably routine to her by now. Blobs of shadows crawl by.   >You know the drill. PINK PONY PUNCH!   "PASSION ARROW!"   'DIAMOND ROCKETS!' *POW FWEET BOOM*   >The last one is going after that injured old couple! Hurry!   "Old couple? No wait PINKIE!" Before the shadow could strike the old lady opens wide and eats the shadow.   =Aw, that was going to be mine.=   =Sorry, you have to be fast.= Pinkie slides to a stop as the old couple become dream eaters.   >...crud.