Title:           LNPP from thread 115
Author:          Asian_Anon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/QEvqp3ra
First Edit:      Monday 22nd of August 2016 09:14:00 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 22nd of August 2016 09:14:00 PM CDT

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
[various]
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but people might be curious what happened to us after last time! Now for our main segment...CHRISTMAS WITH THE PINK PONY CLUB!
 
"Those shippings were so cute!"
 
'So...many...ships. A lot of those did not deserve to exist and they should be thrown into tartarus for it.'
 
>C'mon, get in the Christmas spirit!
 
"What is that? You never explained it."
 
>I guess I never did. Don't worry though, it's time to pass out the waifus and hasbandos!
Shoots a present from the sky.
 
[Wait, my new husbando is a reverse trap?!]
 
>Sorry, do you want me to take her back?!
 
[Uh, no carry on!]
 
Shoots another present.
[My changeling waifu is here. She even has 2 dicks!]
 
'...I question some of these waifus and husbandos you're giving.'
 
"It's what they want! Don't get in the way of their love."
 
'Huh...I didn't see that coming from you.'
A colt receives a DT in a slave outfit.
[Yay, my own bitch!]
 
'...'
 
A stallion gets a Cadence in a dominatrix outfit.
[WOOHOO SEXY CADENCE FOR THE WIN!]
 
"..."
 
Pinkie shoots a big present which explode into many Pinkies.
[My Pinkie harem! You're the best waifu ever!]
 
>I'm happy that you're happy! Who's the generous one now, Rarity? I win the gift war this time!
 
"'...'"
 
>You should see the versions of my other friends. Anyway, I know it's after Christmas by the time folks read this, but ho ho ho! May you all have sweet dreams tonight!
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"AJ"
'Dream Eater'
[Luna]
~~~~
>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but I'm back to my not regular schedule! Now for our main seg-
*SHLURRRP*
The Dream Eater eats the text.
>Hey don't do that! That's one of the few consistent things I do!
 
[NIGHTLY REAP!]
The Dream Eater enlarges her teeth and uses them as a mock shield as Luna's scythe grinds to a halt
'Reaper no reaping.'
 
[EYE EYE!]
Throws a sickle into the Dream Eater's eye.
 
'Gah! *CENSORED*'
 
>"APPLEPIE PUNCH!"
Pinkie and AJ punch her sides puking up black goop.
'Gugh!'
 
>"APPLEPIE KICK!"
They kick her into the air.
 
[LUNAR BEAM!]
A beam shoots from Luna's horn, but the Dream Eater dodges it by shrinking to the size of a penny. She lands growing back to filly size, grabbing Luna by her neck with her trunk. She slams her back and forth.
'BAM BAM BAM!'
 
>Princess Luna!
Pinkie and AJ move, but the Dream Eater uses Luna as a huge bat smacking them away. The Dream Eater lifts Luna Triumphantly.
 
'Hunters? You ponies don't know the meaning. You were a fool back then and still one now. Should have brought more help.'
She opens her mouth wide to devour Luna.
 
[Who said I didn't?]
 
{ROUNDHOUSE KICK!}
 
'OOF!'
 
>"*gasp* BUCK NORRIS!"
 
Buck Norris holds up the dazed Dream Eater with his two hooves.
'No wait!'
Buck Norris rips the Dream Eater in half and drops the corpse to the ground.
{Bucking ripped...}
The Dream Eater vaporizes.
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"AJ"
'Luna'
[Buck Norris]
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but my art request finally came through!
 
[I did say it was a bad idea to go ahead alone, your majesty.]
 
'We know, but we couldn't take the chance. We made it just in time. I'm sorry, Pinkie, but the attacks have been escalating lately which made it difficult to reach you in the chaos.'
 
>It's all right. I think AJ and I did a pretty good job holding our own without help. Got her up to speed pretty fast too, so I'd say I the student has become the teacher!
 
'You a teacher?...mother help us.'
 
"Why is Buck Norris here?"
 
'Ah yes, while he's a moviestar during the day, he's a skilled and experienced dream walker at night. You may have heard some of the facts about him. Did you know that when the Boogeymare sleeps, she checks the closet for Buck Norris?'
 
[Your highness, please don't spread those stories. I apologized to her after the incident.]
 
'There was the time he beat a shadow with only his beard.'
 
[That's a gross exaggeration. Plus the shadow and I caught on fire...You know, we should get back to responding to other dreams.]
 
>Aw I was hoping you'd answer a question.
 
[How about I make it up by being a guest on your show some day Pinkie?]
 
>Sure!
 
'We will talk later. Farewell Pinkie.'
They disappear through a door.
 
>Whew, it's been quite a night hasn't it?
 
"It was...it was something alright. There was a lot to take in. Ah' feel tired."
 
>We just watched a bunch of movies, fought your shadow, and then faced a Dream Eater. It's justified! You still have work in the morning!
 
"..."
 
>This has been an introductory training course of my dream world. You did great! Here's your feedback form of how I did as your teacher. Bits will be charged to your student account. Check your student portal for your final grade. Thank you for your time!
 
AJ wakes up with a feedback form next to her.
"...what is real?"