Title: LNPP from thread 113 Author: Asian_Anon Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/Z14cazhm First Edit: Monday 22nd of August 2016 09:05:30 PM CDT Last Edit: Last edit on: Monday 22nd of August 2016 09:06:06 PM CDT 572_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "AJ" 'ShadowAJ' ~~~~ >Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but indecision delays!   "What is that thing?"   >It's your shadow. A personified nightmare of yourself.   "What do we do now?"   ShadowAJ's lower jaw split and multiple tentacle tongues slither out. >Uh, this first! She flips her desk, but it gets ripped apart by the tentacles. >Hm, that went better in my head.   "Your desk was cheaply made."   >Budget's tight!   'Ah always knew you were a cheap whore.'   "Ah never thought that!"   >PONK UPPERCUT! Uppercuts shadowAJ's chin >PONK COMBO STRIKE! She delivers 7 punches into the shadow's chest. >PONK PYRO PUNCH! Throws a fiery punch... >PONK POWER KI- but sees a shotgun with a halberd blade on the end floated up *BANG* and she narrowly spins out of the way to dodge. ShadowAJ's tongue whips Pinkie multiple times and slashes her side by the ax-like blade of the shotgun. >Ugh!   "Pinkie!" AJ goes for a flying kick, but ShadowAJ grabs and slams her hard to the ground. "Argh!"   'Oh, so now you decide you want to help. It's always too late isn't it?'   >You...have to yell your attack AJ!   'You talk too much.' Her tongue wraps around binding Pinkie, pulling her closer, and she raises the shotgun to Pinkie's face. Time slows down for Pinkie as mind races.   >(I'm getting that craving again. What is it? It's like when I see this shadow...I want to...I want to...) She gets a hungry look in her eyes and in the moment...she opens her mouth wide and-   "APPLE WARHAMMER!" AJ slams an apple shaped warhammer at ShadowAJ's back releasing Pinkie. "APPLE BINDING!" ShadowAJ's legs get tied together. "Ah, don't know what's going on, but you're not hurting Pinkie! APPLE GRIND!" AJ jumps and does a spin which drills her back legs into ShadowAJ. She then puts Pinkie on her back and runs.   >Jokes on her...I was only pretending to be hurt.   "...You're not pretending are ya?"   >No no I'm not. 573_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "AJ" 'ShadowAJ' ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and let's go where everypony knows your name!   AJ and Pinkie run into the bar. "Is this a normal thing for you? Fighting dream creatures?"   >Sort of. In the past I had help from Discord, Luna, and the Pink Pony Club, but this is the first time I've gone without any of them. I hope you're a fast learner because this is going to be a crash course. Just do what I say and don't question it. It's just easier that way.   ShadowAJ appears. 'Applejack? Learn? What a silly concept. Don't worry though. Once Ah take over Ah can make changes for the better.'   "She wants to what now?"   >She wants to take over your mind. Try to keep up! Pop out the lights!   "This is happening so fast."   >Applejack stop talking and kick those light bulbs! They jump and break the lights above them making their side of the bar dark.   'You think you darkness is going to hide you? Ah was born from the dark. Molded by it.' A whisky bottle is flung and shatters on the back of her head. ShadowAJ raises her eyebrow and turns around to see a cardboard cutout standing there. *BANG* The cutout crumbles from the shotgun blast. ShadowAJ turns forward again and finds 3 more angry looking cutouts standing in front of her. '...cute.' The light flickers and goes out. '...real cute.' *BANG BANG BANG BANG FWISH FWISH*   [spoiler]>Now sneak out while we're spoilered.   "What?"   >No questions!   "...this is a really Pinkie night." [/spoiler]   574_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "AJ" 'ShadowAJ' ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and running is good exercise!   "...why are you doing that when there's no camera?"   >Doing what?   "...never mind. We're at your dreamhouse, but considering that's just a set of stairs away, that's not very far. Shouldn't we try to wake up or something?"   >Your shadow would probably still be around when you go back to sleep...or stay in my dream. I should ask Princess Luna about- A cardboard Luna cutout falls to the floor next to them. >Oh hey...that's not a good sign.   'As if running away from the problem will solve it.'   >But it's the Doctor Whooves tactic!   'Well, here's mah tactic!' *BANG* Pinkie gets shot by the halberdshotgun.   >Grgh!   "No!" SAJ plants the halberd portion into AJ's shoulder and collapses. "Ungh!"   'You know what this reminds of?'   "...Oh the time me and mah cousin Peach-"   "'Were playing with sharpened wooden katanas and ended up planting the katana into her side, and had to use duct tape to keep her from bleeding out.'"   "Yeah, Ah remember. Hooo..."   '...it wasn't one of those funny ha ha accidents.'   "No, no it wasn't. Ah still feel bad about that one."   Pinkie lifts her head. >Really? You're going to do this now?