Title: LNPP from thread 112 (A Visitor and a Shadow) Author: Asian_Anon Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/SSq0G2TA First Edit: Monday 22nd of August 2016 09:02:06 PM CDT Last Edit: Monday 22nd of August 2016 09:02:06 PM CDT 566_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Applejack" ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and I bring in the good times! Now for our main guest...APPLEJACK!!!   "Howdally hoo"   >Can dance we if we want to?   "We can leave our friends behind...Oh hey, that reminds me-"   >Okay here we go...   "One time me and mah cousin Peach were out on a class trip to the Smokey Mountains and she somehow got left behind. She was missing for about 7 hours. When we found her she apparently drank her own piss. That's the funny ha ha part anyway. It gets a little dark because cousin Peach started worshiping a dead squirrel to help her. Had a little altar for it and everything. She had creepy face paint on and covered herself in leaves. Later she managed to set the leaves on fire from the alter which was what helped us find her in the first place...cousin Peach doesn't like to talk about that one."   >Um...uh hey that's all the time we have! Thanks for joining us and g'night everypony!   AJ wakes up. "...huh that actually was the whole story this time."   567_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Applejack" '???' [???] ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and I'm giving a behind the scene look. Now it's time for...LIFE IN THE DREAMHOUSE:BACKSTAGE EDITION!!!   AJ walks in on Pinkie who's in the kitchen. >Oh hey AJ! You're early! So for the skit I'm thinking of having you break a bottle of Applejack Daniels into the pot.   "Can ya get the bottles for me then?"   >Sure! It should be in the liquor cabinet...here you go! She turns around and gets stomped by a giant foot from a dream eater. >Ungh!   "Hello there. I'm a big fan of your show by the way."   Pinkie struggles and grunts under his foot. >Forceful aren't we?   "When you're hungry, tact can be thrown out. I've been dying to know what your shadow taste like." He takes a big wiff of Pinkie. "...hm where's your shadow? Can't even smell a hint of it. You don't have any fears or anything?"   >My shadow caused some trouble, so I ate it.   "Wait, you ate your shadow? You didn't slay it, or merged with it? You forced it into you by eating it? ...How odd. Shouldn't the hunger make you..." He begins to notice the food motif of the Dreamhouse. "Ha ha...hahaha you're either lucky, or more clever than you look. Oh well, we'd still eat ponies like you anyway. I guess I'll have to skip the best part and have you." His jaw dislocates and opens wide.   ['LUNAR JUSTICE!'] Three spears pierce right through the Dream Eater and black liquid oozes out of his mouth. "Blurgh...so the moon rises." He disappears in a pillar of light. Luna and 2 other night guards step forward.   'Thank goodness we made it in time. Is thou all right?'   >Yeah, I'm fine. Just a little frazzled.   [Your majesty, we must keep moving. She's not the only one.]   >Is something wrong?   'The situation is under control. Continue the show.'   >But- A door opens. 'Stay out of trouble.' Luna and the guards walk through and shut it behind them. >...hmm...I wonder what he meant?   568_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Applejack" ~~~~ >Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but the show must go on! Now it's time for...DREAMHOUSE PINKIE! Upbeat music   "You okay, sugarcube? You canceled our sketch."   >Uh yeah, something came up.   "You have some black stuff on ya."   Pinkie wipes some black liquid off her chest and sniffs it. >Hm... She licks it off her hoof. >Huh...that's...not bad.   "Ew...what is it?"   >Um molasses...Don't worry about it. Hey have you ever had a kitchen accident while cooking?   "Funny you should mention that. This one time, me and mah cousin Peach were using the fryer for the first time. She gets it in her head to try and fry peaches to see what it's like. At some point she accidentally gets her tail in the fryer and magically sets it on fire. In the panic, she threw water to put it out which also went into the fryer which ALSO happened to be on fire. The resulting fireball blew up the kitchen with us in it. Thankfully, Ah got out with minor burns, but cousin Peach managed to burn over 75% of her body. On the bright side, her crush was really into mummies.   >And we're waaay over time, but thanks for joining us everypony and see you all next time! AJ wakes up.   "...That didn't smell like molasses."   569_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and you're not suppose to see this! Pinkie stares at the black puddle left over from the Dream Eater on the kitchen floor. >... She bites her lip. >It tasted good...like really good...what is this stuff? Takes out Fernando the straw. >Oh Fernando, I need you to do something dirty with me. Throws her voice. >"But Pinkie, maybe we shouldn't. I shouldn't soil your lovely pink lips."   >I need you Fernando. This is something only you can do.   >"If it's what you want, Pinkie. I will be more than happy to do it for you...now give those lips to me." She uses Fernando to suck up the black puddle. >Mmmm...tasty!   Some time passes with nothing but silence and Pinkie sitting on the floor. >I wish I had more of this black stuff... Slowly licks the floor to see if she can get any more. >...huh...I'm feeling kinda hungry...weird...   570_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Applejack" '???' ~~~~ >Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but laughter's a good thing! Now it's time for our main guest...APPLEJACK!   "Howdilly diddly do."   >Do you ever have weird cravings?   "Hmm...well there was that time when Ah wanted to try that M&M coated banana after visiting the Banana family."   >...then maybe you should try out my chocolate bananaaaaa...fun holes and totally not glory holes!   "...is this a sex thing or do you mean something else because-" AJ's expression goes gloomy. "...why even try?"   >...Wait what?   "The efforts Ah put in to fix things? Why do Ah even try? It all goes wrong inevitably. Ah can't ever make things right. Ah don't even remember the last time Ah did the right thing." A dark aura with green eyes appear behind AJ.   >Wha? But why now? AJ snap out of it! Slaps AJ.   "Ow why did ya do that for?"   The aura becomes more solid. 'Oh you're such a silly pony. Why can't you be honest with yourself?'   "Who the hay are you?"   'You know the truth. Ah'm you. The you who has already accepted the reality. Ah can't fix anything. Ah only know how to break things and live a lie.'   "Stop talking in mah voice.   >Applejack wait!   "You're not me! You don't know me at all!"   The aura forms a black coated Applejack and gives a toothy grin. 'Ah am you. Ah am a shadow. THE TRUE SELF!'   >...*CENSORED*     CUT~~~~ "Um, Pinkie? Are the tapiers part of the show?"   >Oh Gosh, I think we're going to have to give you a rude crash course on how to deal with   "Reminds me of this one time me and mah cousin Peach first ran into a chimera at Flame Geyser Swamp. We were ready for the fire, but didn't expect the chimera, so we ended up-"   >AJ? Is now really the time?   "No, but it feels strange that you're being serious."