Title:           LNPP from thread 108-9 (The Dream Eater)
Author:          Asian_Anon
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First Edit:      Monday 22nd of August 2016 08:07:34 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Monday 22nd of August 2016 08:24:10 PM CDT

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
{Gummy}
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>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and I could use a snack! Now for our main segment...Pinkie's Dreamhouse!
 
"I'm the pretty one <3"
 
'I'm the grumpy one.'
 
>and IIIII'm with Gummy!
 
{Hello.}
 
>As my spirit guide, what can of guidance are you going to give me tonight?
 
{I was mainly just trying to guide you home, but I can't help but notice your gingerbread house. Is it alright if I had a taste?}
 
>Oh go for it! Mi casa es su casa.
Looks to viewers.
>That means my house is your house.
 
"A Tapir!"
 
>...What?
 
"You kept calling him an alligator, but he looks like a Tapir with tusks. Why do you call him Gummy?"
 
>...because he has no teeth.
 
"I thought tusks were teeth."
 
'Tusks ARE teeth.'
 
"Then what's the point of calling him Gummy when he has teeth?"
 
>But he's clearly an alligator with no teeth.
 
"...are we looking at the same thing because he looks a lot like a Tapir with blue tusks."
 
{My tusks aren't blue.}
 
>"'...'"
 
{...Hmm I was hoping we could have kept this easy.}
 
A claw arm extends from DT's backpack and pins Gummy down.
'Who are you really?'
He bites and breaks off the arm. He then inhales sucking up DT's backpack and eats it.
'Hey!'
 
{Tasty.}
Cadence pulls out her swordwhip and extends it to stab him. The blade goes directly into his mouth and he slurps it up like it was a noodle.
{Delicious...keep them coming.}
 
"My pretty sword!"
Pinkie goes in for a left hook, but stops short when he turns to try and bite her hoof off. She delivers a side kick into Gummy and slides back.
 
>Answer the question! If you're not Gummy then who are you?
 
Gummy skin melts away and a large Tapir takes his place.
{Oh well, I suppose the jig is up...}
He licks his lips and smirks.
{I'm just your friendly neighborhood dream eater.}
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
[Dream Eater]
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but we guess who's back!
The club looks at the dream eater for a moment.
>"'...a what?'"
 
[...A Dream Eater. Used to eat the dreams and nightmares of ponies before Luna and her goons drove us to eat the dreams of animals.]
 
>Then why eat our dreams?
 
[For some reason, eating the dreams of animals started making us sick. Can't tell what's safe to eat yet. Nothing personal, I'm just hungry...I do miss your taste though. Got any skeletons in the closet, so to speak?]
 
"Wait what happens when you eat our dreams?"
 
[It maaaaaay leave you a little empty. You ponies can be such dreamers, you know? So motivated by them. It's like you can't even find a will to live without them...I look forward to eating the little one's dreams. She looks like the ambitious type.]
 
'Then eat this! HOMING ROCKET!'
 
[Oh, more?]
Sucks the rocket up and explodes in his mouth.
[Spicy.]
 
"LOVELY ARROW!"
He sprouts a longer tail, grabs the arrow, and uses it as a toothpick.
[Curious, how you even see through my disguise? Is your perception different from the others?]
 
>ANVIL TIME!
A giant anvil drops from above. He sucks it up in a whirlwind. The anvil breaks apart into little pieces and he gulps it down.
 
[You 3 must be fairly experienced if you know about calling your attacks...too bad it telegraphs your moves.]
 
"Uh what now?"
 
'Pinkie?'
 
>Change of tactics. Surround and hit him at the same time!
They move.
 
'BURNING ROCKET!'
"DOUBLE PASSION!"
>SURPRISE CANNON!
 
They fire at the same time. He swallows the rocket and catches both of the arrows with his tail, but the cannonball with a bowler hat hits and explodes at his side leaving him smoking.
 
>Yes!
 
"It worked!"
 
'...he's standing back up.'
 
He grows even larger and he's visibly angry.
[You just had to make this hard didn't you?]
 
>"'...eeep.'"
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
[DEater]
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>Welcome to Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and I just got new art! Now for our main segment...THE HUNGRY GAMES!!!
 
"I'm the pretty one <3"
 
'I'm the grumpy one.'
 
>And I'm the crazy one...RUUUN!
A giant tiger like claw swipes at them.
 
[Graah I hate fast food!]
Smashes down on DT, but finds out it's a mannequin, while the real one goes another direction sticking her tongue out.
 
'Bleeeh'
 
[Why you stupid brat!]
 
>My house isn't fast!
 
Looks at Pinkie's house.
[Hm I suppose.]
 
>NOW BEFORE HE EATS IT! POW POW CANNON!
"RAINING ARROWS!"
'MISSILE BARRAGE!'
*BOOM BOOM BOOM POOSH POOSH POOSH FWISH FWISH FWISH*
 
The DEater eats up the cannon shots and missile barrages, but the raining arrows hit their mark from above. He falls to the ground and sighs.
[You're making me work for this...AREN'T YOU!?!]
His eyes glows red as he begins sucking them up in a big whirlwind.
 
>AHHHHH!!!
 
"Wings don't fail me now!"
Gets sucked.
"FRAZZLE DAZZLE!!!"
 
'Save me Sexy!'
Anchors TBDRLIATU into the ground and shoots 2 grappling hooks allowing Pinkie and Cadence to grab on.
 
"WHY DID I JOIN THIS CLUB?!"
 
>BECAUSE WE'RE PRETTY IN PINK!
 
"...THAT SEEMS ARBITRARY NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT!"
 
>YOU STAY BECAUSE WE'RE FRIENDS RIGHT? PINKS NEED TO STAY TOGETHER!
 
'I'D SAY WE'RE MORE LIKE YOUR HOSTAGES AND WE HAVE STOCKHORSE SYNDROME!'
The DEater rushes forward
 
>DO THE THING!
 
'I KNOW!'
The DEater chomps, but finds about 100 C4 light up underneath him.
'Sweet dreams.'
They all explode at once.
*BOOOOOOM*
Everyone ends up flying in different directions. It takes a while for the smoke to clear.
 
"...ugh...was that many necessary?"
 
'...Overkill...is best kill.'
 
"...where's Pinkie?"
Pinkie struggles to climb out of the DEater's mouth.
 
>Unngh...my only regret...is that I never got to carpet bomb Canterlot...with confetti.
 
[...*SLURP GULP*]
 
"'PINKIE!!!'"
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
[DEater]
{???}
=???=
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>Welcome to Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and we get into vore!
 
DT and Cadence try to pry open the Dream Eater's huge mouth.
"Let her go!"
 
'She's an annoying bitch, but she's our annoying bitch!'
 
With his mouth still closed.
[...Taste like diabetes.]
 
"YOU...YOU..."
Her bow changes. It appears to be two curved blades connected by the handles.
"HIYAYA!"
She spins it making it grind sparks against his teeth. He brings up his claw and makes a swipe against Cadence.
"AHHH!"
The swipe doesn't come. She opens her eyes and sees DT with TBDRLIATU morphed around her left arm like a power hoof, stopping the claw from crushing them.
 
'Cut him a new *CENSORED*hole!'
 
[As if you actually can!]
He stands up and tries to bite them, but Cadence grabs DT and flies them up, avoiding it.
 
"I think we can!"
She flings DT down and she smashes down on his head with the power hoof.
 
'And we will!'
 
"Roll him over!"
DT pushes him onto his back. Cadence dives down and hits him in the gut.
 
[Hnng bleeeh]
The Dream Eater spits out a ball of curly pink.
 
>Guess what? I found Gummy!
Raises Gummy in the air.
 
{So you must be the pinks that Pinkie talks about. She speaks highly of you two.}
 
"You're okay!"
Hugs pinkie, but finds herself covered in slime.
"Ew ew ew!"
 
>You didn't think being eaten was going to stop me from coming back right?
 
'...shoot we could have been freed.'
 
=WHAT IS THIS?=
Luna suddenly appears with a sword out pointing at the Dream Eater and speaking in the royal Canterlot voice.
=A DREAM EATER? YOU DARE TO EAT THE DREAMS OF MY LITTLE PONIES! YOUR KIND IS NOT WELCOME HERE!
 
The 4 surround him.
[Heh...I guess I bit off more than I could chew...]
He sucks up his legs, eating himself until he disappears from existence.
 
>...wow he ate himself out...what a way to go.
Luna facehoofs