Title:           Norman hangs out with Flutters
Author:          AsexualPansexual
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First Edit:      Sunday 11th of August 2013 03:09:57 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 11th of August 2013 03:09:57 AM CDT

>be Norman
>people still have the "hurr durr racist" attitude towards you
>you've gotten somewhat used to it, but deep down it hurts
>what did you do to deserve this treatment
>you sit by your locker, trying to remember all your past sins
>you hear footsteps, but don't bother to look who it was
>"What's wrong sugarcube?"
>you recognize that country accent
>you look up and see Orange, kneeling right next to you
"Do you believe in past lives, Applejack?"
>"Uh, where is this coming from?"
"I must have stomped on puppies in a past life to deserve this treatment."
>she lets out a giggle
>"Oh Norman, you have a weird sense of humor sometimes."
>she found it funny?
>"Well the school just misunderstood ya. I'm sure the people here who know you personally think you're a great guy. I do."
>AJ's honesty lifts up your spirit
"Thanks AJ."
>"No worries pardner."
>she gets up, and walks away
>she is right, the few people whom you actually talk to seem to enjoy your company, well at least Purple and Yellow
>you know what? let's go talk to some of your friends right now"
>you walk down the hall in search of Purple or her friends
>you spot Fluttershy walking, sidestepping everyone as to not get in their way
"Hey Fluttershy."
>she looks around, a bit startled by the sound of her name being called
>she looks relieved when she sees you waving at her
>"Oh, hello Norman."
"Where were you heading to?"
>"I was just heading to the library to return this book on trees."
"You had something for biology?"
>"No, I'm interested in nature and how trees benefit animals."
>oh yeah, she has a thing for animals
>think she volunteers at the local animal shelter
"That's interesting. You wanna hang out sometime Flutters?"
>"Oh, um... yes."
>at least that's what you hear from her barely inaudible response
"Great! I'll come over by your house tomorrow."
 
be fluttershy
>Norman asked you if you wanted to hang out
>he's such a sweet guy
>he asked me if you wanted to hang out
>but then does that mean
>he wants to go on a date?
>oh my goodness
>you've had somewhat of a crush on him
>but you thought he'd never notice
>"Great! I'll come over by your house tomorrow."
>oh my, he'll be coming over tomorrow
>It'll be just us, in a house, by ourselves
>the mere thought of being alone with Norman leaves you visibly flustered
>"You alright, Fluttershy?"
"Oh, um, I'd actually prefer you come over on the weekend Norman."
>you need time to prepare yourself for Norman
>"OK then. I'll come over at 10 on Saturday."
>omigosh
>spending a whole day with Norman
>you can't stop thinking about it
>at lunch, you sit down with Rarity
>"Fluttershy, is something the matter? You haven't eaten your salad yet."
"I just can't stop thinking about Norman."
>"Why? Did something happen between you two?"
"He said he wanted to hang out, so he's coming over my place on Saturday"
>"Really darling! Does he want to go on a date?"
>oh no, Norman is not like that
>you kinda have feelings for him
>but you know he doesn't see you in that way
>also you can't handle going on a date
"Oh no, I think Norman just wants to talk."
>"Well, if Norman does show some romantic feelings towards you, you can always talk to me for advice, dear."
>that will never happened
>because Norman likes Rarity
>because Norman likes someone other than you
be Norman
>Saturday morning, you awake to the smell of breakfast being cooked
>you go to the kitchen and see your mother cooking pancakes
>motherfucking pancakes
>"Oh Norman! You're up early today, considering it's a Saturday."
"Well I have plans today."
>"Are you going on a date honey?"
"No mom, we're just friends."
>"So you ARE going out with a girl."
>dammit mom, it's not a date
"Yeah"
>"Who is it? Is it that Orange country girl? She's nice."
"No mom, it's Fluttershy, the quiet yellow one."
>"Her? She doesn't seem like the outgoing type."
>it's obvious just by looking at her
"Well I'm just going to her house to hang out."
>"Hang out? At a girls house? Norman, I hope your hormones aren't telling you to do something wild."
>doing something sexual and perverted to Yellow?
>you would never do something that dirty to someone so innocent
>plus you're saving yourself for Aryan Beauty
"No mom."
>"Just making sure honey. You're a growing boy that has all these urges they need to satisfy."
>kay whatever
>you eat your breakfast, take a shower, play some xbox
>it's 9:30, you should get dressed
>you decide to wear your school attire, like usual
>you begin your stroll towards Fluttershy's house
>some good quality time with a friend
 
be Fluttershy
>wake up from your nice slumber
>you put on your clothes and do your morning routine
>clean yourself, feed your animals, do your hair
>Norman is coming over by your house, so you decide to wear some nice yet comfortable clothes
>you hear a knock on your door
>you check the clock, it's 10:15
It must be Norman
>you open the door and see Norman
>"Hey Fluttershy. May I come in?"
"Of course Norman."
>you open your door all the way, signalling for his entry into your house
>Norman walks in and takes off his shoes
"Would you like some tea Norman?"
>"Sure, I'd love some."
>Norman sits down on your couch in the living room
>you go into the kitchen to boil a kettle of water
>you return to find Norman looking around under your furniture
"Um, what are you looking for?"
>"I saw your bunny but he ran off somewhere."
"Oh, Angel Bunny gets a little skittish when I have new visitors."
>"Oh ok then. So what do you feel like doing Fluttershy?"
"Oh, whatever is fine with you Norman."
>just being with him is enough to make you happy
>"Well ok. Got any movies we can watch?"
"I think I have a few movies from Pinkie Pie and Rarity."
>their slapstick comedies and romantic dramas
I doubt Norman would want to watch something like a drama
>"Let's watch one of Rarity's movies then."
>that was unexpected
>you search your dvd collection for one of Rarity's movies
>you pick the first one that appears
>as you walk to the TV, you look at the case
>Hearts Desire
>you don't remember watching this, you just know it isn't yours or Pinkie's
>you take out the disc and place the case on top of the TV
>you insert the disc into the dvd player
>you walk back to the couch and sit besides Norman
>he's so close to you
>you see his smile as he waits for the movie to begin
>you look away, blushing furiously
>it's like a date
>"What's wrong Fluttershy?"
"Oh nothing."
>the movie begins and the trailers and studio logos play
 
be Norman
>watching what appears to be a romance drama with Fluttershy
>the movie is in French, but there are English subtitles
>so Rarity likes watching this stuff?
>kinda what you would expect from someone like her
>the plot is basically 2 lovers and their passionate love for each other
>the guy is already in a relationship and the woman has strict parents
>you hear a whistling sound coming from the kitchen
>"Tea's ready."
>Fluttershy gets up to prepare tea for the two of you
>the story is somewhat slow, maybe because you never really watched romantic dramas
>Fluttershy returns with a plate holding two cups of hot tea
"Thank you."
>"Oh it's no problem."
>you grab one of the cups and take a sip, the hot tea burning the tip of your tongue
>the movie proceeds, you look at Fluttershy, who seems somewhat interested
>you start to get a little bored then the bedroom scene happens
>the lovers go into a hotel room and take off their clothes
>then they have a wild fuck session
C'EST SI BON! C'EST SI BON!
>the woman cries this phrase out
>you stood there, mouth agape
>must. suppress. BONER!
>you look at Fluttershy, who's mouth is also open as she views this lewd scene
>the awkwardness of that scene alone continues until another hour, when the movie finally ends.
>you decide to break the silence
"So that was a pretty interesting movie."
>your dick thinks so
>"Yeah, I guess it was."
>she is blushing really hard, the red now covering her once yellow face
>you can tell your blushing too, as you can feel the heat coming off from your face
>"Would you like too.. you know... c'est si bon, Norman?"
>did she just say what you think she said
>"What was that?"
>"Oh nothing!"
>you look at the clock and it's 12:30 right now
>you look back at Fluttershy
>her face is now a bright shade of red
>she's looking down at the ground, rubbing her hands
>she turns to you, and your hard gaze meets hers
>this tension is strangling you
>it feels like a fucking sauna in here
>you can do it right now
>with her
>you can fuck Fluttershy right here on the couch, and she probably won't object
>no, she fucking wants too
SHUT UP DESCARTES
>but look at her, she's waiting for you to make the first move
>she slides her soft hands onto yours
>"Norman."
>it was in a quiet voice, yet she said it very clearly
>she slowly leans in and closes her eyes
>you do too
>your heart beats faster and stronger in the wake of this anticipation
CRAAAAAASHHH!
>you both open your eyes and look towards the table
>the plate and cups have fallen over and you see white fleeing the scene of the crime
>"Angle Bunny! Look at the mess you made."
>Fluttershy gets up and goes to the kitchen to get some napkins
>you're left there, thinking where could this have led up to
>you look at the clock, it's 12:33
>you need to get out of this house, it feels like the air is choking you