Title:           My retelling of Hearts and Hooves day
Author:          AsexualPansexual
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/Y0r7Mzwt
First Edit:      Thursday 1st of August 2013 07:32:15 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 1st of August 2013 07:32:15 AM CDT

 
>be Cheerilee
>be in your 20s
>be teacher at Canterlot High
>today is Valentine's Day
>"Hi Miss Cheerilee!"
>you see Applebloom, Sweetie Bell, and Scootaloo
"Hi girls. What do you need?"
>"We made ya this card for Valentine's Day."
>Scootaloo hands you a card, decorated with a large pink glitter heart
"Oh that's so sweet of you. Thank you girls."
>"So who's your special somebody, Ms Cheerilee?"
"Oh I don't have one."
>you think about your high school and college days
>you were outgoing, very social and friendly
>you had a few boyfriends, but none would settle
>your last relationship ended because he cheated on you
>you eventually got over it, but you never looked for a lover since
>being a good teacher with bright young students has also kept you preoccupied
>"Why don't you have one, Ms Cheerilee?"
>why must children ask such questions with innocent eyes
"Well I never found him, now run along children."
>that got you a bit depressed somehow
>be Apple Bloom
>you and the other crusaders are walking around town to find Cheerilee a suitor
>none of them seem just right
>"He needs to be tough, and dependable"
>"But he needs to be caring and gentle"
"How are we going to find somebody like that?"
>"Look girls, I found him!"
>"He's perfect for Ms Cheerilee."
>you look to where Sweetie Bell is pointing
>you see Big Macintosh
>Big Mac is the strongest person you know, pulling a whole cart of apples to town by himself
>He's a caring brother, and he's just as dependable as AppleJack
>but he's still your shy brother
"But Big Mac's shy, he'd never ask Cheerilee to a date."
>Scootaloo nodded in agreement
>"Wait, I have an idea!"
"What is it Sweetie Bell?"
>"A love potion!"
"A love potion?"
>"Yeah, Rarity has this vial labeled Love Potion!"
>"Then what are we waiting for? Let's go get it!"
>be Sweetie Bell
>lead crusaders to Rarity's bedroom
>reach under her bed and grab a small bottle
>hold it out for the crusaders to see
"See, we just have to get Ms Cheerilee and Big Mac to drink this and they'll fall in love with each other."
>"How do we get them to drink this?"
"Applebloom, go tell Big Mac that we need help building a lemonade stand in the park. Scootaloo, go get Ms Cheerilee to the park. I'll set up a picnic for them and put the potion in their drinks. Get them here at 5 o'clock"
>"Yeah ok, got it."
>"Great idea Sweetie Bell!"
>you hope this will work and cheer up Ms Cheerilee
>be Big Mac
>little sister Apple Bloom asks you to help her with building a lemonade stand
>you think this is just one of Apple Bloom's attempts to find her special talent
>you bring your toolbox and some 2x4s and follow Apple Bloom to the park
>as you enter the park, you already see a fully constructed a lemonade stand
>what is the meaning of this
>you stare at Applebloom, visibly annoyed
>"Oh, looks like we finished it already, why don't you sit down and have a drink?"
>you look ahead, spotting a large plaid cloth with a picnic basket and two wine glasses
>you see Ms Cheerilee talking to Scootaloo
>apparently they want you two to sit down together
>Cheerilee sighs, and sits down on the cloth
>you do too
>"Oh sorry Big Macintosh, it seems the girls want you to be my special somebody."
>you can tell she's telling the truth, but you find it odd someone like her is still single
>"Well, let's just humor them, shall we?"
"Eeyup"
>you both pick up your wine glass and take a sip
>woah that's some strong stuff
>you set it down and stare at the glass
>where did they get something like this
>"Oh Big Mac"
>that sweet voice
>you look up to Cheerilee, and stare at her face
>you realize now that she is just gorgeous
>you notice her sexy figure with perfect curves
"Yes?"
>"You just look so dreamy."
"You do too."
>she closes her eyes and puckers her lips
>you lean in for the kiss
>you faintly hear a sigh from Apple Bloom and her friends
>but that doesn't matter right now
>Cheerilee's soft, moist lips
>she sticks her tongue in your mouth
>you can't contain your arousal
>her hand reaches down to and she grabs your crotch
>"Let's go back to my place."
"Eeyup"
>you would follow that hot piece of tail anywhere
>be Rarity
>notice your bedroom door is open
"Sweetie!"
>you look around for anything out of place
>none of your drawers have been opened
>wait, the bed sheets are wrinkled
>you check under your bed and pull out your love potion bottle
>you notice half the liquid is gone
>why would Sweetie Bell use an aphrodisiac, she hasn't even hit puberty
>as you check around the house, you notice your wine cabinet is unlocked
>you notice that one of your port wines is missing
"Sweetie, you have a lot of explaining to do"
>be Cheerilee
>you can't remember last night
>you have a throbbing headache and your legs are sore
>you put your hand on your forehead then you notice your bed shake
>you turn to your right and see Big Macintosh
>you notice his broad, toned hairy chest
"Are you.. naked?"
>"Eeyup"
"Am I naked?"
>Eeyup"
"Did we... do it last night?"
>"Eeyup"
>that explains why your legs feel like it took a pounding
>they don't call him Bag Mac for nothing
"Did you use a condom?"
>Big Mac just silently stares at you
"Oh dear"
>you clearly won't thinking straight
>but you don't feel any sense of regret
>"Miss Cheerilee"
"Yes Big Mac?"
>"Would you like to go on a date with me this weekend?"
"I'd love to"