Title:           Human Spike and Norman Ch 1
Author:          AsexualPansexual
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/WLUkd15A
First Edit:      Saturday 31st of August 2013 08:54:55 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 31st of August 2013 08:54:55 PM CDT

>day More Purple at Canterlot High
>be Norman
>See Purple talking to her dog again
>Crazy bitch
>but you swear you heard some brat's voice respond to her
>shrug it off
>next day, before school starts
>"Hey skinhead!"
>I swear to fucking god, I'll curbstomp one of these colored freaks if they keep treating me like a racist
>See Purple by the school entrance
>she's accompanying a kid
>some freshman with purple skin and a green mohawk
>her brother maybe?
>but you don't remember her say anything about family
>and you don't even know where she fucking lives, she could sleep in the school library for all you know
"Hey Purp, who's your friend?"
>"Oh this is Spike. Spike, say hi."
>Spike snarls at you
>cheeky little bastard
>"He's uh... my cousin! Yes he's my cousin. He is going to enroll here now as a freshman."
>"Hello."
>you look behind you and see her
>Aryan Beauty
"Hey Ra-Rarity."
>good, only 1 stutter this time
>"Hello Norman. Twilight, who's your friend?"
>"He's my cousin, Spike."
>Rarity walks up to the purple lad
>"Oh you're so adorable."
>she grabs his cheeks and rubs them, kinda like a grandma would do
>can't help but snicker
>but wait, the brat is getting Rarity's affection
>kid looks at me with a smug grin on his face
>giggle turns to silent seething rage
>Freshman Friday, I'm coming after you faggot
>Next day
>see Purple again with her cousin
>you listen in on their conversation
>"I know you're human now Spike, but being a student comes with a lot of responsibilities."
>"Don't worry Twilight, I can handle it."
>human?
>then you remember that Spike is the name of Twilight's dog
>and she hasn't been bringing her dog lately
>maybe that is her dog
>whatever, she talks about magic horses and shit, wouldn't surprise me if her cousin was a bit cooky too
>Purple notices you walking behind her
>"Hey Norman. I actually have a favor I need to ask you."
"What is it?"
>"I need you to show Spike around the school. I'm still pretty new myself and there are some places where I can't go to."
>give the fresh meat a tour?
"Fine."
>you need to stop being so nice, especially with Purple, you somehow get in trouble
>"Thanks Norman. I'll see you two at lunch."
>she waves at us as she goes to the science room
>you look towards Spike, who doesn't even make eye contact with you
"Hey so your name is Spike, right?"
>"Yeah."
"Isn't that the name Twilight says when she talks to her dog? What happened to it anyways?"
>"I am her dog."
>what
>"Yeah, Twilight used a polymorph spell to transform into one of you guys!"
>so her magic nonsense is actually real huh
>"Hello Norman. And hi Spikey-wikey!"
>Rarity rubs Spike's cheeks again, and he just smiles like he's reached Nirvana
>"Have you seen Fluttershy, Norman?"
"I think I saw her out in front of the school, handing out some flyers."
>"Ok. Thank you dear."
>she runs off to the door
>oh god, she's so perfect
>"What are you so happy about?"
"Well I was just thinking about asking Rarity to the Fall Formal Dance."
>"No way she would like someone like you."
"What was that brat?"
>you clench your fist
>"Anyways, I'm going to ask Rarity to the dance."
>this kid said it so triumphantly that you couldn't hold back the giggle
"Rarity is into more mature guys, kid. No way she would consider you in a romantic way."
>"Coming from the guy who can't say her name without fumbling."
"You goddamn runt!"
>you and Spike growl at each other, maintain eye contact
>"Hey, woah, calm down you two."
"Orange?"
>"Yeah Norman. Ah hope you're not picking on the freshman. Besides who is he?"
"He's Purple's cousin."
>"Well howdy. Ahm Applejack. What's your name?"
>"I'm Spike."
>"Well nice meetin' ya, Spike. Stay outta trouble. Now you be nice to him Norman, Ahm sure Twilight wouldn't like it if you roughed up her cousin."
>he's her dog
>"Well see yall."
>You and Spike look at each other and come to an understanding.
>you motion your hand forward
"Come on, I promised Purple that I would show you around."
>Spike nods
>"So why do you call Twilight Purple and Applejack Orange?"
"I dunno."
>"Is that why people call you racist?"
"I'm not racist! I'm a melting pot of friendship!"