Title:           Public Service Announcement
Author:          Arrant_Hold
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/dCxuPAnh
First Edit:      Sunday 25th of August 2013 04:44:05 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 25th of August 2013 04:44:05 PM CDT

[15:47] <Swift_Justice> "...S-She stabbed me first though, Unify! You can't just casually walk off!"
[15:47] <Arrant> !roll 5d100 5 Five Across the Ass for Blue
[15:47] <GameServ> 79, 73, 80, 29, 60 == 321
[15:47] <UnifySelf> "Swift. You. Continued it."
[15:47] <Swift_Justice> Ouch~
[15:47] <Arrant> "Now enough of this!"
[15:47] <Blue_Blur> "Please dunt hurt me, PLEASE!"
[15:47] <UnifySelf> !roll 5d100 for the same to Swift
[15:47] <GameServ> 19, 94, 31, 57, 20 == 221
[15:47] <Swift_Justice> "U-Unify!"
[15:48]  * Arrant dishes out 4 across the ass to Blue, rather than the usual five.
[15:48] <Arrant> "Now, just THINK about what you've done today! And no leaving the box, for anything!"
[15:48]  * UnifySelf only delivers 2 for Swift because he doesn't know how to do this
[15:48]  * Arrant is a harsh parent
[15:48]  * Arrant though some would say he is to lenient
[15:48] <Blue_Blur> !roll d100 to play the harmonica in the box
[15:48] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[15:48]  * Swift_Justice yelps "O-Ouch!"
[15:49]  * Arrant sits back in his chair
[15:49] <UnifySelf> "Now think about what you've done, Swift."
[15:49]  * Blue_Blur swallows the harmonica and screams in agony from the pieces lodged in her throat
[15:49] <Swift_Justice> "B-But I didn't do anything!"
[15:49] <Arrant> !roll d100 CPR on Blue
[15:49] <GameServ> 55 == 55
[15:50]  * Arrant helps Blue cough out the harmonica
[15:50] <UnifySelf> "Swift, you fought back. That's a no no. Now go apologize."
[15:50] <Blue_Blur> !roll d100 to try again harmonicaing
[15:50] <Swift_Justice> "I-It's her fault though!~"
[15:50] <UnifySelf> "Don't make me do it again. Go. Apologize."
[15:50]  * Arrant turns to Unify "Do you think we're to hard on them?"
[15:51] <Blue_Blur> !roll d100 to play the kazoo again
[15:51] <GameServ> 8 == 8
[15:51] <Blue_Blur> *instead
[15:51] <Swift_Justice> "..B-But Unify!~"
[15:51] <UnifySelf> "No, if they screw up. Show them they did."
[15:51]  * UnifySelf turns to Swift. "GO! APOLOGIZE!"
[15:51] <Swift_Justice> "...N-No! It's her fault!"
[15:51]  * UnifySelf raises a hoof
[15:52] <Swift_Justice> "...U-Unify! No!"
[15:52] <UnifySelf> "Go. Apologize."
[15:52] <Blue_Blur> "Swift, I'm not saying this for personal gain, but I think you should comply."
[15:53] <Swift_Justice> "Blue...."
[15:53]  * Swift_Justice coughs "Go fuck yourself~"
[15:53] <UnifySelf> "What did you say!"
[15:53] <UnifySelf> "Swift! What did you say!?"
[15:53] <Swift_Justice> "...I-I didn't say anything!"
[15:53] <Blue_Blur> !roll d100 disapproving stare at Swift
[15:53] <GameServ> 35 == 35
[15:54]  * Blue_Blur manages to break her face
[15:54] <UnifySelf> "Horsehocky! What did you say!?"
[15:54] <Swift_Justice> "...I-I said I was sorry!"
[15:54] <UnifySelf> "I didn't hear it!"
[15:54] <Swift_Justice> "W-Well, too bad!"
[15:54]  * UnifySelf raises his hoof again. "It sounded like..."go fuck yourself."...Is this correct?"
[15:55] <Swift_Justice> "...N-No...!"
[15:55] <UnifySelf> !roll 1d100 to "punish" Swift
[15:55] <GameServ> 91 == 91
[15:55] <Blue_Blur> "It is!"
[15:55]  * UnifySelf delivers a heafty slap to Swift
[15:55] <Swift_Justice> "Ow!~"
[15:55]  * Arrant watches Blue and Swift.
[15:55] <Uni_AbusiveParent> "Now apologize for real!"
[15:55] <Swift_Justice> "...I-I did!"
[15:56] <Uni_AbusiveParent> "That didn't sound like one!"
[15:56] <Swift_Justice> "W-Well, maybe you're just deaf, faggot!"
[15:56]  * Uni_AbusiveParent grabs the belt. "What did you say!?"
[15:56] <Swift_Justice> "...N-Nothing!"
[15:56] <Uni_AbusiveParent> "I heard otherwise..."
[15:57] <Uni_AbusiveParent> !roll 1d100 use the belt
[15:57] <GameServ> 84 == 84
[15:57]  * Uni_AbusiveParent starts hitting Swift with the Belt
[15:57]  * Arrant watches on in horror "...jesus christ Uni..."
[15:58]  * Swift_Justice screams "I-I'm sorry!"
[15:58] <Uni_AbusiveParent> "Are you!"
[15:58]  * Arrant blinks twice.
[15:58] <Swift_Justice> "..Y-Yeah!"
[15:58] <Blue_Blur> !roll d100 to stare in horror
[15:58] <GameServ> 73 == 73
[15:58]  * Uni_AbusiveParent stops hitting. "Now get along. I don't want to see your face."
[15:58]  * Swift_Justice whimpers "...O-Okay..."
[15:58] <Arrant> [this went from a hilarious situation to absolutely horrifying.]
[15:59]  * Arrant coughs
[15:59] <Arrant> "Er..."
[15:59] == Uni_AbusiveParent has changed nick to UnifySelf
[15:59] <Arrant> "Now, Blue... don't you have something to say to Swift?"
[15:59] <Blue_Blur> !roll d100 to look at Unify with a "why the fuck did you do that" face
[15:59] <GameServ> 17 == 17
[15:59]  * Blue_Blur breaks her face again
[16:00]  * Swift_Justice curls up in a corner and cries silently
[16:00] <Arrant> "Blue... now you... go apologize to Swift..."
[16:00] <Arrant> "Okay?"
[16:01] <Arrant> "Blue... go on."
[16:01] <Blue_Blur> "Fine, I'm sorry."
[16:01] <Arrant> "Alright then... Uh..."
[16:01] <Arrant> "Back inside, with ya... Jesus Christ..."
[16:02]  * UnifySelf walks over to Swift. "Swift?..."
[16:02]  * Swift_Justice doesn't respond
[16:02]  * UnifySelf hugs Swift. "I...I'm sorry, Swift."
[16:03]  * Swift_Justice whimpers "...No...I-It was my fault..."
[16:03] <Blue_Blur> !roll d100 to still be shocked about the events that transpired
[16:03] <GameServ> 67 == 67
[16:03] <UnifySelf> "Shh, Swift. It's ok."
[16:03] <UnifySelf> "Just as long as you realized you made a mistake."
[16:04]  * Arrant pats Blue on the head "...I... have no idea what to say..."
[16:04] <Blue_Blur> "...Neither do I."
[16:05]  * Arrant hugs Blue "Let's just... try to forget what we just saw, okay?"
[16:05]  * UnifySelf keeps hugging Swift. "Are you going to be ok?"
[16:05] <Swift_Justice> "...I-I think so..."
[16:05]  * UnifySelf kisses Swift on the cheek and nuzzles her. "No matter what, i still love you."
[16:05]  * Arrant is tempted to call Filly Protection Services.
[16:05]  * Blue_Blur looks appalled. "Alright."
[16:06] <Swift_Justice> "...Y-You do?"
[16:06]  * UnifySelf nods. "I promise to never hurt you again, ok?"
[16:07] <Swift_Justice> "...Okay..."
[16:07] <UnifySelf> "Can you forgive me?"
[16:08]  * Arrant looks at Blue with wide eyes and coughs "...well, then... What now?"
[16:08] <Blue_Blur> "I have no idea."
[16:08] <Arrant> "..."
[16:09] <Arrant> "Neither do I."
[16:09] <Swift_Justice> "Uh-huh..."
[16:09]  * Arrant lays his head down on a table and sighs
[16:09]  * UnifySelf tears start falling down his face as he cuddles Swift.
[16:11] <Arrant> *Fade to black
[16:11] <Arrant> *Fade in
[16:11]  * Arrant walks onto a stage
[16:11] <Arrant> "Hello all. I'm sure you're all wondering about the events that took place in tonight's episode."
[16:12] <Arrant> "And here at Four Cannon, we like to have a laugh every now and then. But there are times when the laughter must stop and Foal Abuse is NO laughing matter."
[16:13]  * Blue_Blur collapses to the ground, just not giving a fuck to everything
[16:13] <Arrant> "So, if you know some poor child living with abusive parents, please dial the number at the bottom of the screen, to contact Foal Protection Services."
[16:14] <Arrant> "And this way, you might be able to save a child."
[16:14] <Arrant> "Thank you for watching. Have a nice day."
[16:14] <Arrant> *Fade to black
 
 
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