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[15:47] <Swift_Justice> "...S-She stabbed me first though, Unify! You can't just casually walk off!"

[15:47] <Arrant> !roll 5d100 5 Five Across the Ass for Blue

[15:47] <GameServ> 79, 73, 80, 29, 60 == 321

[15:47] <UnifySelf> "Swift. You. Continued it."

[15:47] <Swift_Justice> Ouch~

[15:47] <Arrant> "Now enough of this!"

[15:47] <Blue_Blur> "Please dunt hurt me, PLEASE!"

[15:47] <UnifySelf> !roll 5d100 for the same to Swift

[15:47] <GameServ> 19, 94, 31, 57, 20 == 221

[15:47] <Swift_Justice> "U-Unify!"

[15:48]  * Arrant dishes out 4 across the ass to Blue, rather than the usual five.

[15:48] <Arrant> "Now, just THINK about what you've done today! And no leaving the box, for anything!"

[15:48]  * UnifySelf only delivers 2 for Swift because he doesn't know how to do this

[15:48]  * Arrant is a harsh parent

[15:48]  * Arrant though some would say he is to lenient

[15:48] <Blue_Blur> !roll d100 to play the harmonica in the box

[15:48] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[15:48]  * Swift_Justice yelps "O-Ouch!"

[15:49]  * Arrant sits back in his chair

[15:49] <UnifySelf> "Now think about what you've done, Swift."

[15:49]  * Blue_Blur swallows the harmonica and screams in agony from the pieces lodged in her throat

[15:49] <Swift_Justice> "B-But I didn't do anything!"

[15:49] <Arrant> !roll d100 CPR on Blue

[15:49] <GameServ> 55 == 55

[15:50]  * Arrant helps Blue cough out the harmonica

[15:50] <UnifySelf> "Swift, you fought back. That's a no no. Now go apologize."

[15:50] <Blue_Blur> !roll d100 to try again harmonicaing

[15:50] <Swift_Justice> "I-It's her fault though!~"

[15:50] <UnifySelf> "Don't make me do it again. Go. Apologize."

[15:50]  * Arrant turns to Unify "Do you think we're to hard on them?"

[15:51] <Blue_Blur> !roll d100 to play the kazoo again

[15:51] <GameServ> 8 == 8

[15:51] <Blue_Blur> *instead

[15:51] <Swift_Justice> "..B-But Unify!~"

[15:51] <UnifySelf> "No, if they screw up. Show them they did."

[15:51]  * UnifySelf turns to Swift. "GO! APOLOGIZE!"

[15:51] <Swift_Justice> "...N-No! It's her fault!"

[15:51]  * UnifySelf raises a hoof

[15:52] <Swift_Justice> "...U-Unify! No!"

[15:52] <UnifySelf> "Go. Apologize."

[15:52] <Blue_Blur> "Swift, I'm not saying this for personal gain, but I think you should comply."

[15:53] <Swift_Justice> "Blue...."

[15:53]  * Swift_Justice coughs "Go fuck yourself~"

[15:53] <UnifySelf> "What did you say!"

[15:53] <UnifySelf> "Swift! What did you say!?"

[15:53] <Swift_Justice> "...I-I didn't say anything!"

[15:53] <Blue_Blur> !roll d100 disapproving stare at Swift

[15:53] <GameServ> 35 == 35

[15:54]  * Blue_Blur manages to break her face

[15:54] <UnifySelf> "Horsehocky! What did you say!?"

[15:54] <Swift_Justice> "...I-I said I was sorry!"

[15:54] <UnifySelf> "I didn't hear it!"

[15:54] <Swift_Justice> "W-Well, too bad!"

[15:54]  * UnifySelf raises his hoof again. "It sounded like..."go fuck yourself."...Is this correct?"

[15:55] <Swift_Justice> "...N-No...!"

[15:55] <UnifySelf> !roll 1d100 to "punish" Swift

[15:55] <GameServ> 91 == 91

[15:55] <Blue_Blur> "It is!"

[15:55]  * UnifySelf delivers a heafty slap to Swift

[15:55] <Swift_Justice> "Ow!~"

[15:55]  * Arrant watches Blue and Swift.

[15:55] <Uni_AbusiveParent> "Now apologize for real!"

[15:55] <Swift_Justice> "...I-I did!"

[15:56] <Uni_AbusiveParent> "That didn't sound like one!"

[15:56] <Swift_Justice> "W-Well, maybe you're just deaf, faggot!"

[15:56]  * Uni_AbusiveParent grabs the belt. "What did you say!?"

[15:56] <Swift_Justice> "...N-Nothing!"

[15:56] <Uni_AbusiveParent> "I heard otherwise..."

[15:57] <Uni_AbusiveParent> !roll 1d100 use the belt

[15:57] <GameServ> 84 == 84

[15:57]  * Uni_AbusiveParent starts hitting Swift with the Belt

[15:57]  * Arrant watches on in horror "...jesus christ Uni..."

[15:58]  * Swift_Justice screams "I-I'm sorry!"

[15:58] <Uni_AbusiveParent> "Are you!"

[15:58]  * Arrant blinks twice.

[15:58] <Swift_Justice> "..Y-Yeah!"

[15:58] <Blue_Blur> !roll d100 to stare in horror

[15:58] <GameServ> 73 == 73

[15:58]  * Uni_AbusiveParent stops hitting. "Now get along. I don't want to see your face."

[15:58]  * Swift_Justice whimpers "...O-Okay..."

[15:58] <Arrant> [this went from a hilarious situation to absolutely horrifying.]

[15:59]  * Arrant coughs

[15:59] <Arrant> "Er..."

[15:59] == Uni_AbusiveParent has changed nick to UnifySelf

[15:59] <Arrant> "Now, Blue... don't you have something to say to Swift?"

[15:59] <Blue_Blur> !roll d100 to look at Unify with a "why the fuck did you do that" face

[15:59] <GameServ> 17 == 17

[15:59]  * Blue_Blur breaks her face again

[16:00]  * Swift_Justice curls up in a corner and cries silently

[16:00] <Arrant> "Blue... now you... go apologize to Swift..."

[16:00] <Arrant> "Okay?"

[16:01] <Arrant> "Blue... go on."

[16:01] <Blue_Blur> "Fine, I'm sorry."

[16:01] <Arrant> "Alright then... Uh..."

[16:01] <Arrant> "Back inside, with ya... Jesus Christ..."

[16:02]  * UnifySelf walks over to Swift. "Swift?..."

[16:02]  * Swift_Justice doesn't respond

[16:02]  * UnifySelf hugs Swift. "I...I'm sorry, Swift."

[16:03]  * Swift_Justice whimpers "...No...I-It was my fault..."

[16:03] <Blue_Blur> !roll d100 to still be shocked about the events that transpired

[16:03] <GameServ> 67 == 67

[16:03] <UnifySelf> "Shh, Swift. It's ok."

[16:03] <UnifySelf> "Just as long as you realized you made a mistake."

[16:04]  * Arrant pats Blue on the head "...I... have no idea what to say..."

[16:04] <Blue_Blur> "...Neither do I."

[16:05]  * Arrant hugs Blue "Let's just... try to forget what we just saw, okay?"

[16:05]  * UnifySelf keeps hugging Swift. "Are you going to be ok?"

[16:05] <Swift_Justice> "...I-I think so..."

[16:05]  * UnifySelf kisses Swift on the cheek and nuzzles her. "No matter what, i still love you."

[16:05]  * Arrant is tempted to call Filly Protection Services.

[16:05]  * Blue_Blur looks appalled. "Alright."

[16:06] <Swift_Justice> "...Y-You do?"

[16:06]  * UnifySelf nods. "I promise to never hurt you again, ok?"

[16:07] <Swift_Justice> "...Okay..."

[16:07] <UnifySelf> "Can you forgive me?"

[16:08]  * Arrant looks at Blue with wide eyes and coughs "...well, then... What now?"

[16:08] <Blue_Blur> "I have no idea."

[16:08] <Arrant> "..."

[16:09] <Arrant> "Neither do I."

[16:09] <Swift_Justice> "Uh-huh..."

[16:09]  * Arrant lays his head down on a table and sighs

[16:09]  * UnifySelf tears start falling down his face as he cuddles Swift.

[16:11] <Arrant> *Fade to black

[16:11] <Arrant> *Fade in

[16:11]  * Arrant walks onto a stage

[16:11] <Arrant> "Hello all. I'm sure you're all wondering about the events that took place in tonight's episode."

[16:12] <Arrant> "And here at Four Cannon, we like to have a laugh every now and then. But there are times when the laughter must stop and Foal Abuse is NO laughing matter."

[16:13]  * Blue_Blur collapses to the ground, just not giving a fuck to everything

[16:13] <Arrant> "So, if you know some poor child living with abusive parents, please dial the number at the bottom of the screen, to contact Foal Protection Services."

[16:14] <Arrant> "And this way, you might be able to save a child."

[16:14] <Arrant> "Thank you for watching. Have a nice day."

[16:14] <Arrant> *Fade to black

 

 

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