Entry 7: THE LONG OVERDUE, YET NOT LONG AWAIT

OH, HOLY SHIT

IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I WROTE IN THIS THINGY?

How many days has it been?

A month or two, now?

Okay, some highlights that I've neglected to write down:

 

-Troll

We went down to the hillside caverns where I met Iron Hoof, an old minotaur adventure, and a hero, nonetheless.

He showed us the way to... Huh. I forgot what we were looking for.

...OH YEAH. NOW I REMEMBER. Some mare named Quicksilver went down there, alone. Which was a pretty bad idea.

BUT, we couldn't just leave her down there. So, we went after her!

But, here's the thing: when we got down there, there was a troll there! Trying to eat her.

The others wanted to wait and make plans, but Ruby didn't want to wait. Neither did I. So, being complete idiots.

We charged that sunuvabitch.

...I tried DragonPunching it.

What possessed me to do that I have no idea.

 

Anyways, tl;dr, we lost Lucy, and I got tossed around like Sunday garbage, causing damn near half my bones to be broken.

 

-Ghost Leaf

IN SEARCH OF LUCY, we went down to Ghost Leaf.

Shit happened. We met some voodoo zigger named Kane. We >found Lucy.

The end.

 

-Scout

In search of Bob, who went missing for a few days, I managed to find a Squirrel companion, who I named Scout, after my cats back on Earth

 

-Unity Tower

360 NOSCOPE

YOLO SWAG

I TOSSED A FORK AT A SWARM OF IMPS, WHO WORSHIPED A SKULL.

IT BROKE THE SKULL SOMEHOW.

WHICH MADE THE IMP LOSE MORAL THEN RUN.

Also, I found an ax. Bitchin'.

 

-Playwright

Yup. You read that correctly.

I'm writing a play now.

 

I gave up on it, after a while, but then, a new pony, Gulf Streams, her name was? Anyways, this new pony strolled into town and offered to lend a hand with writing the play.

So I hope, with this new pony's help, that I'll be able to get it done, asap.

 

-Melodious Harmony

In short, I'm dating her.

In long... Oh boy, I might need to start another page...

 

Melody is a marvelous pony. And a breath of fresh air.

A unique and wonderful addition to this town.

 

While most people around here would choose a more aggressive route to solve their problems, she has patience.

She can solve things, peacefully and in a way that works out for everyone. It's like magic.

She doesn't want anyone to fight. Just be happy.

 

And she makes me happy. When I feel like everyone else is against me, or not with me. When I feel alone, I can always turn around, and see her. She means a lot to me.

 

She's also very active in helping the town. If I recall, the bulletin board at the Inn was her idea.

It was a simple, but brilliant idea.

 

...I just wish she was here more often.

She's all... wrapped up in that theater. Doing who knows what?

 

She tells me she's a sadist...

...Nah, I'm just being paranoid. ...Maybe I should go check up on her? I dunno...

 

...And now, I've lost my train of thought...

 

Anyways, tl;dr.

Shit has happened.

A LOT OF SHIT. And I should really start updating my journal more ofte-

[there appears to be an ink spot staining the page]

 

heh. Some things never change do they?

 

Oh, and I found some eyeless cats.

I'm keeping them as house pets.