- >you are anon
- >you are the night
- >or, at least, that's what you always whisper to yourself while wearing your sentry armor
- >you have been the night guard of the limits between ponyville and the everfree forest for a couple of months now
- >you can't think about nothing more boring than this, like seriously EVERY NIGHT IT'S THE SAME SHIT, nothing extraordinary ever happens
- >maybe the only exception would be when Fluttershy tries to talk to you in the lonely nights
- >she can get pretty weird around you sometimes
- >however we should leave this to another occasion
- >there are also some great things about your job
- >the pay it's extremely good, while most p0nies here cook or grow vegetables, you're getting rich only by roaming by the town and looking tough
- >living the dream
- >now you finally know why most of the males end up on the royal guard
- >there's also your good old pal Zecora
- >she sometimes invites you to her hut to have a drink and a good conversation
- >but that's not the best
- >when she's in a good mood, she will give you a jar of one of her best potions
- >goddamn you love her potions
- >some of them can give you enough energy to don't sleep for a day
- >or increase your senses to unhuman levels
- >however, you only use your benefits to help ponies in ordinary tasks
- >you've never had to fight a menace
- >BECAUSE NOTHING EVER HAPPENS HERE
- >and don't forget about how well respected you are here
- >every now and then somep0ny gets in your nightstand to greet you with everykind of gifts
- >from plants and pies, to cute drawings of you and dry fruits
- >they must see you as a protector or something
- >you honestly can't see why
- >BECAUSE THERE ISN'T SHIT TO BE AFRAID OF HERE
- >however, this night it's different
- >this night actually something happened
- >you are in the middle of your duty, patrolling the entrance of the mysterious forest while humming old songs from your time on Earth
- >you can't mimic dubstep with your mouth anymore
- >last time you did that, somep0nies heard you and thought robo-p0nies were attacking the town again
- >why did all the good stuff happen when you weren't here?
- >Princess Luna was evil, Discord was evil, there was a horde of bug-ponies that could change their apparience
- >everything was dangerous and exciting
- >but you had to come just in the times of peace, right?
- >since Twilight Sparkle is a princess, everything suspicious of evilness must be hunted down
- >and if that's not enough, every town and city must be protected by royal sentries
- >why did they make her a pricess? you always knew she had OCD
- Look at you, thinking about these things again.
- >you whisper to yourself in protest
- >bored as always, you decide to get on your watchtower to start an imaginary checking list
- >trees: check
- >nightstand for the best sentry ever: check
- >bat pony on royal armor: ...
- >system does not compute
- >you get down to make sure you aren't hallucinating
- >if you are, you have a zebra to kill
- >as soon as the unknown creature notices you, she greets you with a warm smile and races towards you
- >"Hello, you must be Anonymous"
- Um... yes, who exactly are you?
- >even if this is new to you, you have to admit you are taking this very easily
- >at least until Luna speaks behind you
- >"I see you are meeting the rookie, Anonymous!"
- >at the sudden surpise you jump while doing a very embarrassing scream
- >the bat pony is having a hard time trying not to laugh
- >but Luna didn't took this with good humor
- >"why does everyone get scared when I talk to them? I stopped using the royal voice a long time ago!"
- >you quickly bow and apologize for your behaviour
- I'm sorry, princess, but everyone would be scared if you heard a voice behind you at the middle of the night
- >the princess of the night blinks twice before showing another sign of anger
- >"why nobody told me that? That could have made things easier"
- >does she even get out of her castle?
- Excuse me, princess, why you brought with yourself a...
- >oh yeah, you don't even know what IS she
- >"bat pony, she's a bat pony" the princess proudly replies
- Oh, thank you, why is your majesty here? And why there's with us a bat pony?
- >the dark blue mare smiles at your curiosity and replies
- >"I'm here to inform you about your new companion, her name is Echo, and she will join you in your duties of night sentry"
- >that's the most dumb idea you've ever seen
- Um, princess, can we talk about this in private?
- >Luna realizes how distracted Echo is, and agrees
- >"you don't like the good news I'm bringing to you?" the royal sister, inquires
- Don't misunderstand my words but, this is not necessary at all, I know more than anybody that nothing ever happens here, reinforcements aren't required. Hell, I'm pretty sure this little encounter will be the most exciting story I will ever tell to the new generations
- >you can even imagine it
- >"and suddenly, I had vision of a dark pony, but instead of normal wings, they were bat wings" a grumpy Anon recounts with passion
- >"what kind of sickfuck was responsable of this?, I thought in silence"
- >Luna's sighing interrupted your flashforward
- >"there is no more room for guards in any other town in Equestria, the only place she could work would be here"
- >"besides, there's something special on her, she isn't following this way for money nor for respect, she doesn't stop repeating this is her dream, her destiny. I can't just send her home once I've seen the fire in her eyes"
- >well this is impressive
- >somep0nies can have really shitty dreams to follow
- >"so, I have to ask you, will you accept her as your new partner in the jobs of orden and justice?"
- >you look at where Echo is before thinking of an answer
- >she is looking at her shinning armor with delight, while practicing what would be an order of arrest
- >goddammit why does that have to be so cute?
- >fucking p0nies, fucking Luna, fucking Equestria, fuc-
- Don't worry, your majesty, I'll take her under my hypotetical wing and I promise that she will be safe under my sight.
- >Luna's sudden hug suffocates you, as she can't contain her happiness
- >"OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU"
- >once you get precious air back to your lungs, you realize you still have some questions to ask
- >after what you just said, Luna is disposed to answer every doubt in your mind
- Why is this the first time I'm seeing a bat pony?
- >"indeed, a wise question, my little pony!"
- I'm not a p-
- >"bat ponies are native from Hollow Shades, a mysterious, yet beautiful hidden city that exists in the darkness"
- >"most of them are still there, but a good fraction of bat ponies joins the royal guard as night sentries or Lunar warriors©"
- Well that's interesting, Is there something important about them that I should know?
- >Luna gives a short laugh at your worries
- >"I guess it will be more fun if you find it out by yourself"
- So that means you won't answer more questions?
- >"Exactly"
- >after that, she waves goodbye to you and Echo, then she flies away before dissipating in the bright nightsky
- >it's only you and Echo now
- >and you're gonna keep your promise no matter what
- >you're gonna make her the perfect guard, a scouting machine, a stealthy fighter, not the hero Equestria deserves, but the hero Equestria needs
- >even you look more determinated than before
- >you look deep into her golden eyes, as you speak loudly
- Attention, soldier!
- >at the sudden order, she straights herself and lifts her head
- What's your primary mission here in Ponyville?
- >she doesn't makes her time to think, as she replies like a tape recorder
- >"To keep this place in order, and bring security to their population"
- >a simple, but effective response
- And how we will do that?
- >"By seeking and destroying and menace, sir!"
- Will you risk you life for the nearby?
- >"sir, yes sir!
- Will you crush any attempt to hurt the peace of this land?
- >"SIR, YES SIR!"
- >then you see it
- >the flames in her eyes, just how Luna showed you
- >her energy and enthusiasm are enviable
- >shame that her hype will not last long, maybe three nights
- Now that's what I like to hear, sentry. We will be the sword and shield of this town, the lonely heroes of this crude land, the seekers of justice and light.
- >Echo's eyes glow like shooting stars while she speaks
- >"So, what will be your first order, sir?"
- >as soon as she ends her question, you both yawn at unison
- >you look up in the sky to realize the morning sun it's rising
- Right now, we better go to sleep, our duty here it's over.
- >she obliges to your first order with a face of dissapointment
- >you and your new companion are walking through the waking streets of ponyville, while a new question arises in your mind
- So, Echo, where are you staying? Princess Luna never told me about that
- >her ears perk up in reaction, as she gives a quick response
- >"Oh, right, the princess said there will be no problem if I'm staying in your house as your roommate"
- >and the princess said that WITHOUT ASKING YOU?
- >why would she even do that? you were so dumb to even promise her about Echo's sake
- >you open the doors of your house, as a curious Echo tries to look everything that is inside at the same time
- >as you get ready to go to dreamland, you can't help but think there's something wrong here
- >oh yeah, now you've noticed, there is no place for Echo so she can sleep
- >your bed is just large enough for you, and you don't want your killing machine to sleep in the floor
- >as if she knew you were thinking about her, she comes quickly into your room, worried about the look in your face she asks
- >"is there a problem, sir?"
- I'm sorry, Echo, but it looks like there's no place for you to sleep. I mean, we could share my bed, but last time I had that idea, it all ended up very na-
- >once you turn around again, you find out she's hanging upside down, right at your ceiling, 90 degrees from your bed
- >she snickers and affirms with joy
- >"yes, this place it's perfect"
- >you would normally ask a ton of questions about what just happened
- >however, you are so tired that you'll leave that for tomorrow
- >you quicky tuck in your comfy bed after turning off the lights
- >you give a quick glance above yourself to see a sleepy Echo
- >she wrapped herself in her own wings, then proceeded to let a soft yawn come out from her mouth
- >why can't you hold all this cuteness?
- >you close your eyes, waving goodbye to this weird night
- Sleep tight, Echo
- >a weak voice inmediately replies to your wish
- >"sweet dreams, Anon"
- >right before falling asleep, you got a feeling that your life will never be the same again.

