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How Alukardian met Anon

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>Night Livin' on the Edge in Hollow Shades.
>You are Alukardian.
>A pony who has been condemned to be different from the rest.
>That's why you have to live on your own.
>Like a lonely wolf who has to leave his pack.
>Except when you are with your multiple marefriends.
>Right now, you are awake on your giant bed.
>On your sides, Echo and Midnight Blossom are hugging your muscular body.
>As soon as they realize your awakening, they start kissing your manly torso.
>"Please, master, stay in here with us. We want you."
>They are begging you to please them.
>However, since what happened last time, you are afraid you can no longer do that.
>Last time you had an orgy on your place, you banged Jasmine so hard, that you opened a hole between space and time.
>Jasmine became one with the universe itself, as the hole sucked her into infinity.
>She got stuck in an infinite cycle of pleasure as she got lost into oblivion.
>It is said that on full moon nights, you can still hear Jasmine's moans of pleasure in the cold air of the night.
>That wasn't the only thing that happened, after sucking Jasmine; the portal expelled a bipedal creature.
>He called himself a Human; he seemed like a shaved monkey, only smarter.
>A short time passed before he got his own place in Hollow Shades.
>You get up your hooves and walk out of your gargantuan mansion.
>The building was constructed by Princess Luna, who's madly in love with you.
>Reflecting on your past sins will get you nowhere.
>You tried so hard and got so far.
>But in the end, it doesn't even matter.
>A feel of loneliness strikes your soul as you think.
>As you get to the streets, you see Luna itself, who was waiting for you.
>You both make out a couple of hours before you tell her about your feelings.
>She gets sad as she acknowledges about your inner pain.
>"May the gods help you clean your pain."
>You look at her with your big eyes, tinted in blood.
"Fictional creatures can't help me, Luna,"
>you say, with an arrogant tone.
>Luna gazes at you in silence for a couple of seconds before she talks again.
>"How can you say such things when you've seen me and my sister with your own eyes?
>"You even killed my mother with your magic after you realized you were our lost brother."
>You snicker at her words, trampling through every one of them with your laugh.
"Believe whatever you want to believe Luna, maybe soon you will open your eyes and use your head."
>You will never rest until the people of Equestria finally stop believing in their fake divinities.
>They must accept the world as a dark and lonely place of despair.
"How can I live in world where I'm unique and alone?"
>You cry, envying the dead who knows peace from this suffering.
>Before you leave the place, so you can write some poetry, you are stopped by Luna.
>"Maybe you can ask Anonymous, he in the only one of his kind in here, he lives in a little house close to the mango farms."
>She must be talking about the human.
>After saving the world from a changeling invasion and fucking the new princess, you finally reach the farm.
>You knock the door a couple of times but you destroy it by accident.
>The door gets knocked so fast, that it destroys the ceiling.
>You watch in calm, as the door gets completely lost in the depths of the full moon.
>Did you just hear a moan?
>Immediately, a human runs to you with a wooden stick.
>You can clearly see how the stick is lit on fire.
>The creature shouts at you, asking for an explanation about this scandal.
>You can see the fear in his soul; it's one of your special powers.
>You identify yourself, saying that you want no problem.
>In fact, you're here asking for help. You he's the only one who understands how you're feeling.
>You are Anonymous.
>A mango farmer in a world of little horses with bat wings.
>You suddenly heard a tremendous smack and wood being torn apart.
>Turns out this guy right here was destroying everything.
>And you don't know what the fuck he's talking about.
>This faggot is responsible for you having a shitty life in this new world.
>All you can remember is being sucked by a portal that came out of fucking nowhere.
>And next thing you see is a bat p0ny being anally destroyed.
>Why is he even asking for your help?
>You're damn sure he has everything he needs.
>All the mares in this town are batshit insane for his D.
>You are sure Echo would've loved to hear that.
>She was your first friend, and also your first crush.
>However she never stopped talking about this prick.
>And she finally made it to his hypothetical pants.
>Apparently in replace of somep0ny called Jasmine.
>And since then, you jimmies have been at maximum rustle all day erryday.
>You look at him like if this was supposed to be a joke.
>But his face doesn't show emotion at all.
>His eyes are like an abyss that only stares back at you.
>You can't even recognize his cutie mark because his body is covered in all types of weird tattoos.
>Is that supposed to be Celestia's cutie mark upside down?
>What the fuck is wrong with this asshole?
"How the hell can I help you? I don't have anything in which you might be interested,"
>you don't hesitate in showing yourself angry; you have reasons to be like this.
>He gives a short laugh; you can perfectly see his teeth.
>His fangs are huge, that's the reason why he's so successful?
>Are fangs here an equivalent to penises back in your world?
>He suddenly stops his laugher, going right back to his deadpan stare.
>"I'm here because we're not entirely differently."
>u w0t m8?
>"We're both alone in this world of non-sense and fear, we're both different from the rest, we're both cursed to loneliness from
the rest of eternity."
>All right, he has only said two sentences and you're tired of this.
"You have a million of girlfriends, how can you be alone?"
>He looks deeply at your eyes.
>This is starting to make you nervous.
>He just stands there, watching you.
>Common you bitch, say something.
>He finally opens his mouth to speak.
>"There are more valuable things in life than love, Anonymous."
>That's it now you know what you're going to do with this stick.
>But you better settle down, remember what he did to your house without mayor effort.
>You do your best to unrustle your jimmies.
>Maybe you can get something from this.
"State what you want from me, before I kill myself with this stick, please."
>His face turns into a look of sadness before speaking.
>"I tried to kill myself multiple times, but I can't since I'm immortal, life can be so ironic and horrifying sometimes."
>You swear, if this nigga don't shut the fuck up.
>You give him your best murder stare.
>"Oh, right. I want you to tell me, what gives you happiness in your life?"
>You remember the last time you were happy.
>It was that time you hanged out with Echo.
>Right before she became a sex slave, even worse, a faggot's sex slave.
>Your voice finds rage again as you answer him.
"You don't want to know."
>The only thing you want right now is to be completely alone.
>But instead, he only gets closer.
>"So that means there's nothing in here that makes your life worth living?"
>Of course, that wasn't completely true.
>You have more friends besides Echo, you think on Moonlight, Florence and Nightwatch.
>At least you're not like that guy Aux Tism, now that's a new definition of failure.
>A shy smile appaears in your face, and that's enough to call Alukardian's attention.
"Well there is something that lights up my days sometimes, I have friends."
>He looks at you with fascination.
>"F-friends?"
>You hope he at least knows what a friend his.
>He gets closer as times passes by.
>The floor of your house gets burned as his hooves step through it.
>"Will you be my friend?"
>Is he really being serious?
>At this point you will do anything so you can have a peace of mind.
>Besides, you just heard this guy murdered a whole race only by thought.
>That should explain why you never saw a deer in your years here.
"You know what, fine. I'll be your friend, but only if you promise to get out of my house."
>His eyes widen and OH MY GOD IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE A SMILE?
>It's ok; you didn't want to sleep anyways.
>"Magnificent, I'll leave for now, but maybe tomorrow I'll stop by here to read you some of my poems."
>And just like he said, he flies through the hole of your ceiling.
>You gaze at the moon, thinking about what the fuck did just happen.
>The most powerful and edgy p0ny in the world just asked to be your friend.
>And to make it worse, you accepted.
>The only thing you can be sure right now, it's that you life can't only get worse right now.
>Wait... did you just heard a moan?

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>Night Livin' on the Edge in Hollow Shades.
>You are Alukardian.
>A pony who has been condemned to be different from the rest.
>That's why you have to live on your own.
>Like a lonely wolf who has to leave his pack.
>Except when you are with your multiple marefriends.
>Right now, you are awake on your giant bed.
>On your sides, Echo and Midnight Blossom are hugging your muscular body.
>As soon as they realize your awakening, they start kissing your manly torso.
>"Please, master, stay in here with us. We want you."
>They are begging you to please them.
>However, since what happened last time, you are afraid you can no longer do that.
>Last time you had an orgy on your place, you banged Jasmine so hard, that you opened a hole between space and time.
>Jasmine became one with the universe itself, as the hole sucked her into infinity.
>She got stuck in an infinite cycle of pleasure as she got lost into oblivion.
>It is said that on full moon nights, you can still hear Jasmine's moans of pleasure in the cold air of the night.
>That wasn't the only thing that happened, after sucking Jasmine; the portal expelled a bipedal creature.
>He called himself a Human; he seemed like a shaved monkey, only smarter.
>A short time passed before he got his own place in Hollow Shades.
>You get up your hooves and walk out of your gargantuan mansion.
>The building was constructed by Princess Luna, who's madly in love with you.
>Reflecting on your past sins will get you nowhere.
>You tried so hard and got so far.
>But in the end, it doesn't even matter.
>A feel of loneliness strikes your soul as you think.
>As you get to the streets, you see Luna itself, who was waiting for you.
>You both make out a couple of hours before you tell her about your feelings.
>She gets sad as she acknowledges about your inner pain.
>"May the gods help you clean your pain."
>You look at her with your big eyes, tinted in blood.
"Fictional creatures can't help me, Luna,"
>you say, with an arrogant tone.
>Luna gazes at you in silence for a couple of seconds before she talks again.
>"How can you say such things when you've seen me and my sister with your own eyes?
>"You even killed my mother with your magic after you realized you were our lost brother."
>You snicker at her words, trampling through every one of them with your laugh.
"Believe whatever you want to believe Luna, maybe soon you will open your eyes and use your head."
>You will never rest until the people of Equestria finally stop believing in their fake divinities.
>They must accept the world as a dark and lonely place of despair.
"How can I live in world where I'm unique and alone?"
>You cry, envying the dead who knows peace from this suffering.
>Before you leave the place, so you can write some poetry, you are stopped by Luna.
>"Maybe you can ask Anonymous, he in the only one of his kind in here, he lives in a little house close to the mango farms."
>She must be talking about the human.

>After saving the world from a changeling invasion and fucking the new princess, you finally reach the farm.
>You knock the door a couple of times but you destroy it by accident.
>The door gets knocked so fast, that it destroys the ceiling.
>You watch in calm, as the door gets completely lost in the depths of the full moon.
>Did you just hear a moan?
>Immediately, a human runs to you with a wooden stick.
>You can clearly see how the stick is lit on fire.
>The creature shouts at you, asking for an explanation about this scandal.
>You can see the fear in his soul; it's one of your special powers.
>You identify yourself, saying that you want no problem.
>In fact, you're here asking for help. You he's the only one who understands how you're feeling.

>You are Anonymous.
>A mango farmer in a world of little horses with bat wings.
>You suddenly heard a tremendous smack and wood being torn apart.
>Turns out this guy right here was destroying everything.
>And you don't know what the fuck he's talking about.
>This faggot is responsible for you having a shitty life in this new world.
>All you can remember is being sucked by a portal that came out of fucking nowhere.
>And next thing you see is a bat p0ny being anally destroyed.
>Why is he even asking for your help?
>You're damn sure he has everything he needs.
>All the mares in this town are batshit insane for his D.
>You are sure Echo would've loved to hear that.
>She was your first friend, and also your first crush.
>However she never stopped talking about this prick.
>And she finally made it to his hypothetical pants.
>Apparently in replace of somep0ny called Jasmine.
>And since then, you jimmies have been at maximum rustle all day erryday.
>You look at him like if this was supposed to be a joke.
>But his face doesn't show emotion at all.
>His eyes are like an abyss that only stares back at you.
>You can't even recognize his cutie mark because his body is covered in all types of weird tattoos.
>Is that supposed to be Celestia's cutie mark upside down?
>What the fuck is wrong with this asshole?
"How the hell can I help you? I don't have anything in which you might be interested,"
>you don't hesitate in showing yourself angry; you have reasons to be like this.
>He gives a short laugh; you can perfectly see his teeth.
>His fangs are huge, that's the reason why he's so successful?
>Are fangs here an equivalent to penises back in your world?
>He suddenly stops his laugher, going right back to his deadpan stare.
>"I'm here because we're not entirely differently."
>u w0t m8?
>"We're both alone in this world of non-sense and fear, we're both different from the rest, we're both cursed to loneliness from 

the rest of eternity."
>All right, he has only said two sentences and you're tired of this.
"You have a million of girlfriends, how can you be alone?"
>He looks deeply at your eyes.
>This is starting to make you nervous.
>He just stands there, watching you.
>Common you bitch, say something.
>He finally opens his mouth to speak.
>"There are more valuable things in life than love, Anonymous."
>That's it now you know what you're going to do with this stick.
>But you better settle down, remember what he did to your house without mayor effort.
>You do your best to unrustle your jimmies.
>Maybe you can get something from this.
"State what you want from me, before I kill myself with this stick, please."
>His face turns into a look of sadness before speaking.
>"I tried to kill myself multiple times, but I can't since I'm immortal, life can be so ironic and horrifying sometimes."
>You swear, if this nigga don't shut the fuck up.
>You give him your best murder stare.
>"Oh, right. I want you to tell me, what gives you happiness in your life?"
>You remember the last time you were happy.
>It was that time you hanged out with Echo.
>Right before she became a sex slave, even worse, a faggot's sex slave.
>Your voice finds rage again as you answer him.
"You don't want to know."
>The only thing you want right now is to be completely alone.
>But instead, he only gets closer.
>"So that means there's nothing in here that makes your life worth living?"
>Of course, that wasn't completely true.
>You have more friends besides Echo, you think on Moonlight, Florence and Nightwatch.
>At least you're not like that guy Aux Tism, now that's a new definition of failure.
>A shy smile appaears in your face, and that's enough to call Alukardian's attention.
"Well there is something that lights up my days sometimes, I have friends."
>He looks at you with fascination.
>"F-friends?"
>You hope he at least knows what a friend his.
>He gets closer as times passes by.
>The floor of your house gets burned as his hooves step through it.
>"Will you be my friend?"
>Is he really being serious?
>At this point you will do anything so you can have a peace of mind.
>Besides, you just heard this guy murdered a whole race only by thought.
>That should explain why you never saw a deer in your years here.
"You know what, fine. I'll be your friend, but only if you promise to get out of my house."
>His eyes widen and OH MY GOD IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE A SMILE?
>It's ok; you didn't want to sleep anyways.
>"Magnificent, I'll leave for now, but maybe tomorrow I'll stop by here to read you some of my poems."
>And just like he said, he flies through the hole of your ceiling.
>You gaze at the moon, thinking about what the fuck did just happen.
>The most powerful and edgy p0ny in the world just asked to be your friend.
>And to make it worse, you accepted.
>The only thing you can be sure right now, it's that you life can't only get worse right now.
>Wait... did you just heard a moan?

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