The Chase [AiE] [OS]

>You are Anon.

>And you are Running.

>No. You are sprinting.

>Going faster than you ever thought possible.

>Why are you on the move?

>Well, let's see: Big Mac caught you with Applejack.

>You two weren't simply flirting, or just sharing a quick kiss.

>No. He straight up caught you while you and AJ were both in the middle of a post coital embrace.

>He didn't even need to ask what had happened.

>The stank of sex was overwhelmingly clear, inside the not so ventilated barn.

>Needless to say... He was pissed. But you said it anyways for the sake of the story

>You've never seen such rage in your entire time in Equestria.

>He didn't need to grab a weapon.

>He IS a weapon.

>And he's going to kill you.

>And will probably, just this once, gain a taste for meat, once he's done beating you to a bloody pulp.

>The plus side?

>You managed to grab your boxer briefs before this chase started.

>You didn't really feel like running around town, ass-butt naked.

>Not that any of the ponies would've cared, since they are nude all the time.

>But, you can't have your balls bouncing around.

 

On to current events:

 

>You are currently running through ponyville

>"Git yer ass back here! *huff* I'm gunna kill ya!"

>Enter witty response here:______

>You would like to. You really would. However, your lungs are a bit busy trying to give your muscles the proper amounts of oxygen.

>Now, you're pretty fit from all of the farm work. You just haven't really worked on your cardio.

>Doom on you.

>Mental note added, should you survive this.

>Looking around, you see Twilight's tree house. Treebrary, arborary, treebook palace.

>Anyways... You make a run for her front door and bash your way in.

>It was unlocked, and partially open.

>Making your entry pretty damn smooth.

>Except for the fact that you still have to duck down.

>Pony doorways are small.

>You slam the door shut and place a table in front of it.

 

>"Ummm... Can I help you, Anon?"

"Twilight! I need you to give me sanctuary."

>"Sanctuary? From who."

"Big Mac. He's gonna kill me."

>"Kill you? Why."

>I'm sorry, but when did you enter the 'Million Goddamn Questions Warehouse'!

>You hear someone slamming at the door.

>Not 'someone'. You know very well who it is.

>"I know you're in there, Anon! Come on out! Y'all 're gonna pay for what you did to AJ!"

>Big Mac's rage must be growing, he sounds angrier than before.

>Twilight looks at you like you just killed a cute, tiny, fluffy puppy.

>"Anon...! What did you... Y-you killed Applejack, didn't you."

"No! I didn't. I would nev-"

>You barely sidestep in time to avoid a magic blast from Twilight.

>Time to bail.

>Front door is death.

>To stay, is death.

"Looks like I'm gonna have to jump..."

>After you jump from the second story of Twilight's place, (In a totally dramatic fashion, of course) you remove your aviators and save them for another time.

>You must've pulled them out from your boxers.

 

>You spot Rarity's place.

>Surely she won't jump to any negative conclusions

>Unlike some purple-colored traitor you know of...

>You're about to run through the door.

>However, that might not help your case, so...

>You stop, gently open the door, and calmly make your way inside inside. Like a Ma'am... I mean, a sir.

>Hopefully that time-taking bit wasn't all for not.

>"Why hello, there and welcome to... Oh, Anon! My favorite human. How wonderful to see you again. Are... Are you alright?"

>She must note the fact that you look like you've been running a marathon.

>A marathon of death!

"Yes... *huff* I-I mean, *huff huff* No. *huff*"

>Gather, Anon! Gather. Your time is short.

"*whew* okay! I need you to hide me, or keep me safe from Big Macintosh... And Twilight, apparently."

>"What ever for, Anon? What happened."

"Something... Happened between Applejack, and I. But there was absolutely -NO- death involved whatsoever."

>"... Okay. So what -DID- happen with you and Applejack. Hmmm?"

>Oh crap! She's got that inquisitive look about her.

"Well... How can can I put this lightly... You see-"

>Suddenly, Rarity's door gets knocked off its hinges.

>Twilight stands at the former 'doorway'. Which, without the door, is now just a 'way'.

>She's pointing one of her hooves at you in a menacing manner.

>Or about as 'menacing' as these adorable ponies can muster.

>Which isn't very much. Like, at all.

>Back to the story.

>"There he is! The one that killed poor, innocent, Applejack."

>You hear voices of several ponies.

>Twilight must've gathered a posse.

>Hmmm... Not good.

>"Now, now, Twilight, let's not jump to any conclusions here."

>Thank you, Rarity! You seriously owe her a non-sexual hug.

>"Why don't we -calmly- sit down, and just talk things over. Oh, you know, like -civilized- ponies should."

>"No can do, Rarity. Not with that killer on the loose."

>Twilight, and her crew run through, and knock Rarity away like a sack of marshmallows.

>Because you've totally seen shit like that go down before you arrived in equestria.

>Those anti-marshmallow regimes of Arizona... They were ruthless...

>You never thought you'd feel sorry for a marshmallow.

>Not until that day.

>Anyways. You pull out your special boxer brief aviators, because... It looks like you're gonna have to jump. Again.

 

>Upon landing from the second story, you think for a second. Ponies must make their glass out of some kind of, Not-glass.

>I mean, you haven't been getting cut during your recent stint of, out-of-window jumping.

>During your thought process, you made it to a quiet alley.

>You have a quiet girly giggle to yourself. I mean, look at all of this. You're close to getting treated like a pariah, all because you had to put your dick inside of a pony.

>A really attractive orange-coated pony, with a golden-blonde mane.

>With cute freckles dotting her cheeks.

>Eyes that are reminiscent of polished emeralds.

>And those toned power-house thighs of hers?

>Dat ass, that just won't quit?

>That sexy southern drawl that was moaning, whimpering, and screaming your name?

>Mmmmm! Damn!

>... Oh, hello boner. when did you get here. You should probably hide. It's not safe for you.

>To be fair, it wasn't like you immediately started feeling an attraction towards these ponies.

>When you first arrived, you really thought you'd never see them as anything more than just colorful tiny horses.

>You thought you'd have permanent reservations about putting the D, inside Pony V, or even... A?

>But, you've been wrong before. You sick horsefucker, you.

 

>Your internal monologue is interrupted when you hear the fluttering sound of wings.

>Okay. Just stay still. Your notoriety meter, while showing two dots, is light blue. Just a little bit longer and you'll be fine...

>"There you are!"

>Shit!

>"I was wondering where you've been hiding."

>Rainbow Dash... *sigh*

"Listen here, Dash. You pony of a certain blue color that I can't quite figure out. I don't know what you've heard but-"

>"I heard you killed Applejack... That's the lowest of the low. That's something I can never forgive you for."

"Under those circumstances, that's understandable. But I didn't-"

>"Hey Everyone! He's over here!"

>She just looks at you with that stupid smug look on her face.

"... I hate you. So very much."

>You hear the herd of death, moving in to your position.

>Time to run!

 

>Nope! You're done. You're out of options.

>From what you saw. The whole town is out for blood.

>Your blood, specifically.

>Your heart, lungs, and mucles have given it all they got.

>And they've got no more.

>You slow down to a halt, turn, and face your doom.

>Judge, Jury, and Executor(s): In the form of adorable, multi-colored ponies.

>You kinda laugh at that.

>At least until they start jumping you.

 

>You feel the hits from multiple hooves.

>It's getting hard to breathe. The dust, the constant kicks to every part of your body, it all takes a toll.

>You tried speaking your peace. But they wouldn't have it.

>All of a sudden... It stops.

>With Twilight's magic, you are brought to your knees.

>The crowd splits.

>And slowy walking towards you?

>The boss.

>Big Macintosh...

>"Ya got any last words 'fore I end ya?"

>Enter plea that will save your hide, here:_____

>All that comes out is your wheezing attempts to regulate your breathing.

>"Fine by me."

>He readies his right forehoof for a punch, and...

>"WAIT!"

>He stops mid-punch, and looks behind you. As does the crowd.

>You also turn your head.

>...!

>What a glorious sight!

>It's Applejack!

>She's on top of a hill, a little ways from the scene, and...

>There's a giant American flag behind her.

>Before you can fully question anything, a bald eagle swoops down and gently places a Stetson on top of AJ's head, and flies away.

>... Perhaps you're a little punch drunk.

>She trots over to you and plants a kiss on your lips, and nuzzles you.

>You instantly feel a lot better.

>Emotionally, of course.

>Physically? Not so much.

>Squishy hooves can do some damage after a while.

>Especially when there's -great furious anger- powering them.

 

>"What in the hay is going on here?! Why're y'all beating up on Anon."

>Twilight is the first to speak up.

>"W-we... We all thought that Anon killed you."

>The shocked/scrunchie look on AJ's face... HHHNNNNNGGG!

>Even Big Macintosh has a confused expression.

>"What!? Why in tarnation would ya think that. I know Anon would never do anythin' ta hurt me."

>She looks back at you with a loving gaze

>Your heart! It melts!

>"But... Big Mac. He was so angry. He said, 'Anon! You're gonna pay for what you did to AJ'."

>Applejack looks to Mac, who is looking to the floor, just shuffling his hooves.

>"Why of all the, *snort* I oughta knock yer lights out right now fer what you done!"

>"I'm sorry, AJ. But when I saw what Anon did to ya... I jus' lost it, ya know?"

>"Hey. What -did- Anon do to you, AJ?"

>Of course, Rainbow would have to ask that.

>"Uhhh...," Oh god, here it comes. Her famous poker face, "Ya see, uhhh... Heh heh, why, nothin'... Nothin' at all."

>"Oh come on! You can't honestly believe Big Mac would make a big deal over nothing... What happened."

>Just. Why. Why won't you let it go, Rainbow?

 

>Everyone's attention is averted as Rarity, angrily, yet gracefully, trots up to the crowd.

>"Alright, everypony. Please give us some privacy! ... *ahem* NOW!"

>The crowd disperses. Just leaving the elements, Big mac, and yourself.

>Rarity just earned another non-sexual hug.

>"Twilight, darling... We're going to have a serious heart-to-heart talk when this is done... Mark my words..."

>Damn.

>"Okay! -NOW- can you tell us what happened? I'm dying over here!"

>Fucking Rainbow Dash.

>"Uh... Well... Anon, an' I... We, uh..."

>Do it, Applejack, you beautiful mare. I believe in you.

>"We... Aw, ta heck with it! We had sex! We fucked, rutted, cop- uh copulated! There. I said it! Heheh! An' boy, did it feel good! I never knew I could cum so many times in one session!"

>You feel proud.

>The others. Based on their expressions, probably wish they never heard that.

>Rainbow and Flutterhsy are trying to keep their wings down.

>Rarity is blushing like crazy

>Pinkie is just giggling up a storm of, well, giggles.

>And Twilight looks PISSED.

>"Wait! -THAT'S- the reason why Big Mac wanted to kill you?"

"Yep. *cough* Pretty much."

>"But... But. Oh, this definitely could've been avoided. AJ? Why didn't you say something to your brother."

>"Heh! Let's just say, after me an' Anon were done. Ah was just a puddle of satisfied mare. Heh heh, Ah couldn't even move, much less talk up any sense."

>This is true. All she could do is let out dopey giggles, while she kept gently pawing at your chest.

>At this point. Mac's face is blank. Poor guy. Probably is trying to ignore anything and everything.

 

"WELL, Twilight! This could've been avoided if you just listened to reason. You know? Instead of thinking that I killed Applejack. With no evidence to back it up."

>Twilight is slowly shuffling her hooves.

>"I... You're right. I'm sorry, Anon. I just... I..." She lets out a whine, like a cute, tiny, fluffy puppy.

>No matter how hard you try. You just can't stay mad at these damn adorable ponies.

>"*Ahem* I certainly don't know about anypony else. I think that this problem is solved, so let's just call it a day, hmmm? I could really use a nice relaxing bath right about now."

>"Y-yes... That is a good idea, Rarity. We should just leave to our own houses now."

>Why does Rainbow sound like a monotone robot...

>Everyone goes their seperate ways. Leaving only you and Applejack.

>You're sure this will be the talk of the town for some time. For now, though. You just need some rest.

>"C'mon, hun. Let's git ya home. Ah reckon yer in need of some, ~Attention~, if'n ya catch mah meanin'."

"Mmmmm. Some good ol' fashioned TLC? Can't argue with that."

>You kiss her deeply and passionately.

>As soon as you get to your feet, the two of you slowly make your way to the farm.

>Today was actually a pretty damn good day.

>Oh yeah, like you had thought, nobody questioned the fact that you were only in your boxers this entire time.