- This is a really retarded one-shot. Enjoy!
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- >Day you can only count to five, in Equestria
- >You're just chillin' with your Applebro. Enjoying some bottles of freaking-harder-than-hard cider.
- "Hey!"
- >"Huh?"
- "There's only one bottle left."
- >You point dramatically, with your index finger. which looks really small from this perspective.
- >Applejack slowly turns and looks at your kitchen table. You could play dramatic music to this, and it would work perfectly.
- >"Well, I'll be. I could'a sworn I brought six of 'em."
- "Head count! Just to be sure."
- >You both manage to scrounge up the bottles.
- >Don't think that was an accomplishment. They were within arms reach.
- "... There's five! Five bottles! Ah-ah-ah-ah!"
- >You hear thunder in the distance.
- "When lightning strikes, as you laugh, you know The Count would be proud of your counting skills."
- >"Who's the count."
- "Don't try and change the subject, Applebutt. We have a seriously serious problem here."
- >"Nah. Yer jus' makin' a fuss over nothin'. Listen here, Let's just cut it in half!"
- "..."
- >You can't believe she just said that. In all of your years of life, you have never heard anything so... Amazing!
- "Applejack, That is the sexiest idea you have ever had. Let's do this!"
- >Applejack brings out her bowie knife, because pony knives are far superior to human knives.
- >This is fact. Anyone who says otherwise is just dumb, and stupid.
- >"Alright, Just hold it like that, an' I'll just whack it!"
- "Tee-hee! you just said, 'whack it'."
- >"Heh heh heh! I did, didn't I."
- >You two just start laughing for about a good two minutes before you remember the reason why you were here.
- "Okay! This is serious time, AJ!"
- >"Right! Serious time! *Ahem*."
- >With one mighty swing. She slices the bottle in half.
- >"I say we done good, Anon."
- >She slowly swirls her bottom-half portion of cider.
- "Yup. It's always a good time, When you're around, AJ."
- >You catch her blushing as she tries to turn her head away from you.
- >You just smile as you sip some cider from the top-half of the bottle.
- >Oh yeah. Cutting the bottle in half? Totally worked. Did you think otherwise?
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Cut the bottle! [Applejack OS]
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