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Salt pt. 4

By: Aranthos on Nov 27th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 8.02 KB  |  hits: 352  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You wake up the next morning still lying on your couch, your book having fallen to the floor.
  2. >You walk lethargically into your kitchen, and make yourself some coffee, so that you can think past your own eyeballs.
  3. >Go upstairs to shit and shower.
  4. >Your beard is coming along nicely.
  5. >You trim it before going back downstairs and finishing your coffee, then you start to think about how you can confront Fluttershy.
  6. >She seemed completely delusional, having built up a fantasy of you loving her, and Twilight keeping you with her against your will.
  7. >The salt also seems to have affected her negatively, you thought it was just a rare treat for ponies, and so they would do almost anything for it.
  8. >You did not expect it to be the pony equivalent of crack.
  9. >Derpy swings by with the newspaper, crashing through your door on accident.
  10. >After apologizing profusely, the wall eyed pegasus agrees to bring the small package you give her to Fluttershy.
  11. >You won't be bringing her the salt this morning because you've decided to admit everything to Twilight and ask for her help.
  12. >On your way to the library, Pinkie leaps out of a bush onto your chest and bounces on you.
  13. >"OMYGOSHANONMYPINKIESENSEWASTINGLINGANDIWASWORRIEDABOUTYOUANDSOIMGONNAWATCHYOUALLDAYTOBESUREYOURESAFE!!!"
  14. >Her eyes somehow bulge out of thier sockets and touch yours.
  15. >You never want to feel that again.
  16. Pinkie, I don't really have time for this, I have important stuff to do today, and nothing bad is gonna happen to me.
  17. >"Nuh uh silly willy, i'm sticking to you all day! I looked all over untill I found Zecora to work at Sugarcube corner for me while I watched you!"
  18. >An image of poison joke laced muffins flashes in your head.
  19. >Pinkie's  eyes bulge out against yours again and you shudder.
  20. >"So where are we going Anon?"
  21. >You extricate yourself from the pink party pony and sigh, you might as well tell her.
  22. Well, I was going to ask Twilight for help with something important...
  23. >Your shoulders slump as you think about it.
  24. A situation that got out of hand, and now I have to fix it.
  25. >She looks at you curiously, before smiling hugely.
  26. >"Okie dokie lokie."
  27. >She would be adorable if her reality warping powers didn't scare you so much.
  28. >Before you can say anything else she grabs you and pulls you into the bush she lept out of.
  29. >After going through the Pinkie Hole, you emerge at the library, feeling as if you just popped some wicked LSD.
  30. >No wonder Pinkie is insane.
  31. >You knock at the door and Spike answers, rubbing his eyes sleepily.
  32. >You fist bump him and grin.
  33. Hey bro, is Twilight up yet? I have something imporant to talk to her about..
  34. >The baby dragon lifts an eyebrow at you. "What's so important that you gotta be here this early for?"
  35. Uhh... Shit... I'll tell you when you're older Spike... It's kinda hard to explain, even I don't understand it really.
  36. >Spike, with a maturity belying a dragon his age, just nods and accepts your explanation.
  37. >Total bro.
  38. >"Twilight's still asleep, but she probably won't mind being woken up if it's important."
  39. >You thank the dragon and walk inside, heading for Twilight's room with Pinkie happily bouncing along behind you.
  40. >Inside Twilight's room, the draped are shut and everything is cloaked in shadow.
  41. >Twilight is sprawled on the bed, snoring lightly.
  42. >Allofmydawwww.jpg
  43. >You pull back your arm and slap her as hard as you can.
  44. WAKE UP YOU AUTISTIC BITCH!
  45. >No, that didn't happen.
  46. >What kind if horrible person would ever do that?
  47. >They would have to be seriously fucked up.
  48. >No really, why did you even think of doing that?
  49. >You actually shake her gently untill her eyes open slowly and she looks at you.
  50. >She smiles, yawns and stretches, noticing Pinkie with you.
  51. >"And to what do I owe the pleasure of being woken up by you this morning, Anon?" She says, as you lean in to give her a kiss.
  52. >You frown thoughtfully, wondering how to say that you turned one if her friends into a psycho addict, even if it was inadvertantly.
  53. Well, You remember several months ago, when Fluttershy was always attempting to guess my fetish and you guys just thought it was cute?
  54. >They both nod, and you continue.
  55. Well, the other thing I never mentioned because I figured you would never believe me was that there were several attemps to rape me.
  56. >Four eyes suddenly grow to an impossible size
  57. >"Fluttershy woud never do tha-"
  58. >"She's to kind to eve-"
  59. >You silence them both with a raised hand. Taking a deep breath to help your composure, you keep going.
  60. Like I said, you wouldn't have believed me. Well, when I found out from Applejack that salt was rare, and that you ponies liked it a lot. I figured that if I gave some to Fluttershy once in a while she wouldn't bother me.
  61. >Pinkie let's out a shocked gasp, which is rather comical.
  62. >You drop your head, tears coming to your eyes as you come to the part you never wanted to think about again.
  63. Then, on the day you went to help Luna in Canterlot, I realized I had nothing for Fluttershy. I thought that she had gotten over me, and wouldn't do anything, she was fine all day... But when I went to bed that night... I woke up tied up and... And... She raped me..
  64. >Your tears fall to the floor as you let out a silent sob and sit on the end of the bed.
  65. >Both ponies are now looking at you with concern, the look on your face too sincere for you to be possibly lying.
  66. >Pinkie's leg wraps around your shoulder as she tries to comfort you, and Twilight begins to speak.
  67. >"You should have talked to me about this Anon... Salt is very addictive to us ponies, and it can make us do some crazy things if we don't have a constant supply..."
  68. I didn't know, I thought it was just a rare treat for you guys...
  69. >You straighten up and wipe your eyes.
  70. And now, because of me.. Fluttershy is addicted... We have to help her.
  71. >Pinkie looks devastated at the thought of her shy, kind friend being an addict, her mane falling down to it's (normal?) flat state.
  72. >Twilight seems lost in thought for a minute, and before long, a lightbulb (held by Pinkie) lights up over her head. "I have an idea!"
  73. >"Princess Celestia once told me of a place in Canterlot, where sick ponies go to recover, it's got good docters and royal guards and everything that a pony could need."
  74. >You perk up at that, glad that there is something like a sanatorium in seemingly idyllic Equestria.
  75. We should ask the Princess if Fluttershy can stay there for a time.. Untill she'd cured of her addiction and feels better!
  76. >Both ponies nod in agreement and you continue discussing the issue.
  77. >Eventually you all agree that the others shouldn't be told, and for the time being, you should say Fluttershy is on vacation.
  78. >A letter is written by you, and sent via Spike to Celestia.
  79. >Nowwewait.png
  80. >The reply soon arrives, and Celestia informs you of a carriage being sent to pick you all up.
  81. >Now you just have to go get Fluttershy.
  82. The three of you teleport to Flutters' cottage, and you are dismayed at the state both the cottage and the yard.
  83. >Inside is even worse, with Fluttershy looking even worse than last time you saw her.
  84. >Luckily she's asleep, and so Twilight simply levitates her outside to the newly arrived carriage.
  85. >The royal guards, to thier credit, don't even bat an eye at one of the elements of harmony looking like a junkie.
  86. >After a relatively uneventful trip, the three of you and Fluttershy are dropped off at the castle, at which point you make your way to the castle sanatorium.
  87. >Celestia had it built several hundred years ago when the royal guards weren't as straight and good as they are now apparently.
  88. >After leaving the still sleeping Fluttershy in what would essentially be her new home for the next few weeks, you meet with the princesses to explain everything in person.
  89. >Celestia seemed disappointed in you, but in keeping with her status as benevolent God-Ruler of the place, she forgives you.
  90. >Luna just stared at you the whole time, and you're pretty sure if you were alone with her, your dick would not be safe.
  91. >The princesses offer the three of you rooms for the night, and send you back to Ponyville the next morning.
  92. >Hopefully things will go back to normal now.
  93.  
  94. END PART 4