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Salt pt. 3

By: Aranthos on Nov 22nd, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 6.00 KB  |  hits: 405  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Several months after Fluttershy raped you, your life has more or less
  2. returned to normal.
  3. >Only you don't hang out with Yellow Quiet anymore, you've managed to put the incident behind you, but you'll never forgive her for it.
  4. >Now you just leave salt for her at her house on the way to work in the morning. If only to prevent her from raping you once more.
  5. >You rarely, if ever see her, which suits you just fine.
  6. >You still work with Applejack, hang out with Rarity and Pinkie, have drinks with Rainbow.
  7. >You also spend more time with Twilight.
  8. >She's still not putting out, and your dick is getting impatient.
  9. >It's been conspiring with brain to get you to tell her it's for Science.
  10. >Clever Dick.
  11. >But no, you aren't that type of guy, you're a good guy.
  12. >You've been in Equestria for a year today, and you're hoping that nobody makes a big deal about it.
  13. >Everyone knows and accepts you by now, they don't think your strange anymore.
  14. >Except for Lyra, she stares at your hands obsessivly.
  15. >Your jimmies have informed you that they are rustled by her, and you make a note of never going with her out to that log cabin she told you about once.
  16. >But your thoughts have digressed.
  17. >You are walking over to Sugarcube Corner for breakfast, because the only cereal you have left is Harmony Crunch, it's got little marshmellow mane 6 in it.
  18. >Kind of disturbing.
  19. >Walking into Pinkie's lair, panic strikes you as you see a familliar yellow coat and pink mane.
  20. >Memories of a few months ago flood your mind and you can't move.
  21. >Pinkie Pie notices you and uses her reality altering powers to somehow get to you and hug you at a speed making KENYANS look like still frame photos.
  22. >OHMYGOSHANONYOUVEBEENHEREFORAYEARTODAYWEHAVETOTHROWASUPERHUMONGOUSPARTYTOCELEBRATE-"
  23. >She doesn't notuce your panic attack as she squeezes every ounce of air from your body.
  24. >Fluttershy turns around to look and you an-
  25. >Wait a minute,
  26. >That's Butterscotch.
  27. >The effeminate stallion nods in greeting before walking out with his box of cupcakes.
  28. >Your panic subsides and you manage to hug Pinkie back.
  29. >You then pry her off you with a crowbar.
  30. >"-ANDTHENWECANPLAYPINTHETAILONTHEPONYANAFTERTHATWECAN-"
  31. >She's still talking.
  32. >She hasn't taken a breath since you walked in.
  33. >How the fuck does she do that?
  34. >You cover her mouth with your hand to silence her, she just giggles and keeps talking in a muffled voice.
  35. I appreciate you wanting to throw a party Pinkie, but I don't want you guys making a big deal over me anymore... Besides, I was hoping for some pancakes before wor-urk!
  36. >You are silenced as the pink party pony stuffs a stack of 12 pancakes directly down your throat into your stomach.
  37. >You don't manage to taste them, but you assume they were delicious.
  38. >You thank Pinkie and do a barrel roll outta there before she can do something else scary to you.
  39. >Seeing Butterscotch has reminded you of Fluttershy, and more specifically of the fact that she hasn't been seen around Ponyville by you or your friends in several weeks.
  40. >Everyone who's gone too see her has said she looks fine and were told that she's just busy taking care of some animals who have caught a really contagious disease.
  41. >You honestly don't care, as long as she stays out of your life.
  42. >But brain decides to start niggling you about something.
  43. <You know Anon, you never did make her promise that she wouldn't rape you again, maybe she's been plotting on how to get you without you being able to escape.
  44. >She wouldn't do that, would she?
  45. <She probably would, you should go force her to promise before it happens again.
  46. >Well, you are my brain, and that's only logical, so I guess I should do that after work
  47. >It's after work.
  48. >You've made your way to Fluttershy's cottage, despite all your misgivings.
  49. >Before you can knock on the door, you hear some noise, like something in pain.
  50. >Shit, maybe Fluttershy is in trouble.
  51. >She may have given you an involuntary blowjob, but you still can't let her die.
  52. <Hang on man! Maybe you're overreacting a little here...
  53. >NO! You won't let her die and leave you feeling guilty about hating her.
  54. >You kick down the door and see something you never would have expected to see here in Equestria.
  55. >Little grains of salt everywhere, the house is dirty, looks like no one has cleaned in days.
  56. >On the table next to the couch is a mirror with a line of salt cut on it.
  57. >And on the couch itself...
  58. >Fluttershy, looking strung out worse than a crack junkie on a ten day bender.
  59. >The noises are coming from her, and you realize she's moaning.
  60. >She's moaning because she's friggin' herself to a picture of you.
  61. >"Oh Anon I know you love me, why would you give me so much salt otherwise? Twilight must be forcing you to stay with her so that's why we can't be together but I can wait and OOOHHH!!~"
  62. >Her insane rambling is cut off by her maregasm, and she sprays her juices all over the couch before falling asleep mumbling about you.
  63. >You Falcon Nope outta there, and walk back home, thinking furiously.
  64. >What the fuck? She's acting like salt is fucking cocaine, and you're pretty sure it's just fucking salt.
  65. >You HAVE been using it to cook, after all.
  66. >You weren't lying to Twilight when you said that.
  67. >Aside from looking like a crack whore, she seems latched on to the delusion that you're in love with her, and Purplesmart is keeping you two from being together.
  68. >You make a mental note to correct her, and set everything straight, because you don't want any problems.
  69. >You're actually happy with your life now, even though you'll probably never see another human.
  70. >Earth kinda sucked.
  71. >Your ex girlfriend on the other hand, never sucked, something you resented.
  72. >You arrive home, still lost in thought, and make yourself something to eat before settling down to read some Game of Pones.
  73. >Despite the fact that there were no horses in the books, (Other than ponies.) they were remarkably similar to the earth version of the same series.
  74. >But there were horse puns.
  75. >So many puns.
  76. >You fall asleep reading, intending to set everything straight between you and Fluttershy tomorrow morning.