Red Green Anon (One Shot, Ductclop?)

>You are Anon.

>And you love duct tape.

>Back on Earth, you made a whole bunch of crazy things with it.

>Some might say it is your fetish.

>Fluttershy knocks on your door today just as you're repairing your blender with duct tape.

>She has been annoying you for weeks, but as you look at the shimmery gray tape, and idea comes to mind.

>An aweful, terrible, wonderful idea.

>You open the door to Fluttershy, and find her ready to guess a fetish.

>You don't give her a chance.

>Ripping out a length of tape, you quickly wrap Fluttershy's hooves in 4 little 'shoes'.

>Her eyes shrink to pinpricks at the odd feeling.

>She tries to remove the tape, panicking and acting like any animal would.

>As she writes and bites and wiggles, you feel yourself getting turned on.

>Your massive boner cannot be contained, and you make yourself a nice duct tape fleshlight.

>You furiously masturbate to the sight of Fluttershy's taped up hooves, letting your semen explode everywhere.

>As you recover from the most intense orgasm in a long time, you quickly make a duct tape bicycle.

>This morning has givin you an idea, and you must capitalize on it.

>With several rolls of tape in hand, you set off on your bicycle, intending to create more erotic sights.

 

>On your way to town, you spot Rainbow Dash flying around, but when she spots your transportation, she quickly flies down and inspects it.

>"Woah Anon, what is this? Did you build it? It's so COOL!"

>You smile at her, not because of her compliments, but because of her wings, which are standing straight up.

>They always seemed to be like that when she was around you, and there was always a smell like skittles that accompanied Rainbow.

>You didn't pay much attention to that though.

>While she fawns over your duct tape bicycle, you quickly pull out a roll and tape her wings together at the tips.

>Rainbow looks at you in wide eyed horror as she tries to flap her wings, without effect.

>You continue to tape her up,  untill her hooves, wings, and muzzle are completely taped.

>You left a hole for her to breath through.

>Rainbow is bucking and rolling and doing her best to remove the offending material from her body, but it's stickiness is such that she cannot.

>Her whinnys and piteous whimpers are so arousing what you feel your boner trying to break out of your pants.

>You whip out your duct tape fleshlight and once again furiously masturbate to the sight of a panicking pony covered in beautiful silver strips.

>After another duct tape induced orgasm, you get back on your bicycle, intent on finding somepony else to play with.

 

>You've decided that you want to try something on a unicorn, but every attempt to approace on so far has been met with resistance of the magical variety.

>This leaves you with only one option.

>The only unicorn who trusts you enough to let you get close.

>Twilight Sparkle.

>Knocking on the door to the treehouse, you walk in to find a happy Twilight reading several books at once.

"Hey Twilight"

>She smiles absently at you, not really paying attention.

>"Hello Anon."

>Since she is distracted, it's easy to walk up beside her.

"Watcha reading?"

>"Oh! I'm comparing the different theories on magi-HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?"

>You wrap her horn tightly in duct tape, and in surprise she drops her books.

>"What did you do what did you do what did you do what did you do?"

>Twlight's eyes cross as she looks up at her horn, and she backs up, trying to get it off.

>She's so panicked she can't even use magic.

>Eventually, since there are walls, she backs into a bookshelf, causing all the books to topple over.

>The purple unicorn goes completely ballistic, trying to put the books back in their place as she simultaneously tries to remove the tape.

>You're once again using your ducttapemancy and the fleshlight you made to get off, as Twilight starts to have a mild stroke.

>As she lies unconcious in her books, you cream all over her with a creepy smile.

"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."

>Today was a great day.