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Neb And Alex's Comedy Talk Show.

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  1. Alex: >The Neb and Alex's Comedy Talk Show.
  2. >Featuring special guests every episode.
  3.  
  4. Nebulus: >Episode one: Starring Driverbang
  5. >Episode cancelled - They couldn't find him
  6.  
  7. Alex: >Episode two: Starring Slasher
  8. >Episode unaired- He mind fucked everyone so hard it was deemed unsuitable for public viewing.
  9.  
  10. Nebulus: >Episode three: Raritan
  11. >Episode scrapped, 4,000 hours of footage - Raritan just wouldn't shut up
  12.  
  13. Alex: >Episode four: Jibber
  14. >Episode also unreleased- He killed everyone in the audience for >feels and ran off to another show.
  15.  
  16. Nebulus: >Episode five: Fractured Flow
  17. >Episode aired - was overshadowed by a mysterious crime wave reminiscent of Jack the Ripper
  18.  
  19. Alex: >Episode six: Picklehead
  20. >Episode aired- however, many members of the studio audience were reported as having checked into the hospital with pickles inserted into various orifices
  21.  
  22. Nebulus: >Episode seven: Clever Dick
  23. >Episode delayed by 5 months until it aired - guest made everyone involved in the production of the show insecure, 66% of the crew quit and had to be replaced by people better qualified to do the job
  24.  
  25. Alex: Alternatively:
  26. >Season finale: Clever Dick
  27. >Episode aired - It ran three hours too long as Clever critiqued and dissected every moment of footage from previous episodes.
  28. >Clever Dick was hired to direct the next season.
  29.  
  30. Nebulus: >Episode eight: Cog
  31. >Episode originally meant to run at normal time, was cut into 7 extra parts
  32.  
  33. Nebulus: >Episode nine: Page
  34. >Episode slammed by the FCC, every member of the audience and cast had massive, uncoverable erections
  35.  
  36. Alex: >Episode ten: Ordung
  37. >Episode unaired- the repulsive smell made recording impossible
  38.  
  39. Nebulus: >Episode eleven: Guest from Anon in Equestria
  40. >Episode notorious for being filmed live - Audience tore itself apart after someone said that AiE was better. 36 casualties
  41.  
  42. Alex: >Episode twelve: Scrabhunter
  43. >Episode aired save for the final five minutes, where Scrab pulled out a gun and commited suicide for seemingly no reason.
  44.  
  45. Nebulus: >Episode thirteen: Urban
  46. >Episode unaired - He left half way through recording after overhearing someone criticise the refreshments table.
  47.  
  48. Alex: >Episode fourteen: Wuten
  49. >Episode footage unusable due to spaghetti somehow ruining the camra shots during filming
  50.  
  51. Nebulus: >Episode fifteen: Fagdude
  52. >Episode unaired - Half the audience suffered adoration induced heart attacks whenever he opened his mouth - 5 casualties
  53.  
  54. >Episode sixteen: Baratone
  55. >Episode aired- everyone watching the show experienced powerful orgasms at the sensual sound of his voice.
  56.  
  57. Nebulus: >Episode seventeen: Smudgey
  58. >Episode unaired - Machinery used around the studio became sentient and fought for their respective owner's affection amongst each other - $450,000 in damages
  59.  
  60. Alex: >Episode eighteen: A Swift Monkey
  61. >Episode aired-  many ogre puns were used during filming and at least three audience members were confirmed dead, not having checked themselves.
  62.  
  63. Nebulus: >Episode nineteen: BadPacing
  64. >Episode aired - considered lackluster, given that it was only 15 minutes long and called "rushed" by most viewers
  65.  
  66. Alex: >Episode twenty: Special episode
  67. >Episode aired- Neb and Alex discuss past guests, and entertain the audience with funny impressions of said guests.
  68.  
  69. Nebulus: >Episode twenty one: Morning
  70. >Episode cancelled - Guest was more concerned with documenting everyone involved in the show than actually filming it.
  71.  
  72. Alex: >Episode 22: Disc Ward and a returning Raritan
  73. >Episode unaired- too many homoerotic subplots with the guests for censors to fix
  74.  
  75. Nebulus: >Episode 23: Season Finale
  76. >Episode aired live - FCC overwhelmed with complaints after the largest gay orgy in history takes place on the set, with every guest and audience member involved. Surprisingly, no one gets hurt or pregnant. Everyone leaves, the episode is given a 5/10 by popular critic Anne Verage.
  77.  
  78. Nebulus: Well. This was fun :3
  79. Alex: Alex high fives Neb
  80. Nebulus: Nebulus high fives Alex
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