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Neb And Alex's Comedy Talk Show Season 2

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  1. Nebulus: >Season two episode one: A Flock of Yorkshire Puddings
  2. >Episode aired - Considered a terrible start to the series, guest only wanted to complain about the british government
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  4. Alex: >Season two episode two: Jchallo
  5. >Episode aired- The whole thing was a cats vs. dogs dicussion
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  7. Alex: >Season two episode three: Ragey
  8. >Episode aired- Considered the most 'epic' episode to date
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  10. Nebulus: >Season two episode four: Cat-Anon
  11. >Episode cancelled - A member of the audience was allergic to the cat-skin rug he wore around his shoulders and died, marking the first fatality of a no doubt bloodthristy season.
  12.  
  13. Alex: >Season two episode five: Free Beer and Lasagna
  14. >Episode unaired - due to a mixup, the show ended up being half an hour of Neb and Alex getting drunk and eating pasta
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  16. Nebulus: >Season two epsiode six: Clipshow
  17. >Episode unaired - It was 1 hour of watching various audience members die in horrible ways.
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  19. Alex: >Season two episode seven: Zero
  20. >Episode aired - people realised too late that Zero actually was Slasher, and the shock killed several elderly people in the audience
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  22. Nebulus: >Season two episode eight: MayorMareAnon
  23. >Episode aired, but only on the more adult channels. It was just Alex getting dominated by a guy in BSDM gear while Neb cried and ate icecream in the corner
  24.  
  25. Alex: >Season two episode nine: Etiquette
  26. >Episode aired - almost everyone who watched the show learned a new counting system. They also have an inexplicable large insertion fetish.
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  28. Nebulus: >Season two episode ten: That guy that likes Ushankas
  29. >Episode unaired - 1 hour of a man shouting cynical remarks at an uncaring audience was deemed unfit for television
  30.  
  31. Alex: >Season two episode eleven: Mr. Ymous
  32. >Episode cancelled - halfway through recording, Mr. Ymous mysteriously disappeared, and was not heard from again.
  33.  
  34. Nebulus: >Season two episode twelve: "Thank you" episode
  35. >Episode aired live, was interupted by a man in a top hat, a cape, and brandishing a sword bursting into the room, killing several security guards and audience members whilst screaming "JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE JEKYLL HYDE HYDE JEYKLL, JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYDE"
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  37. Alex: >Season two episode thirteen: Fillyslasher Anon
  38. >Episode unaired - the episode devolved into a giant orgy featuring some of the most horrifying fetishes ever seen. Several audience members were killed in pickle related accidents.
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  40. Nebulus: >Season two episode fourteen: Systemc0ld
  41. >Episode aired live, was going well until he suddenly threw a knife at a camera man, shouted "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, MY QUEEN!" and jumped out a window
  42.  
  43. Alex: >Season two episode fifteen: Special episode featuring Fluttershy and Anon.
  44. >Episode aired - considered comedy gold as audience members were able to watch live reenactments of some of the craziest fetish guesses Flutters ever tried.
  45.  
  46. Nebulus: >Season two episode sixteen: Project100
  47. >Episode aired - left a bad taste in the mouth since everyone who was present is now aware of their flaws in a wave of criticism not seen since the season one Clever Dick episode.
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  49. Nebulus: >Season two episode seventeen: Cordan
  50. >Episode aired - most depressing episode shown yet. The guest was wrapped up in delusional ramblings of grandeur even though he hadn't produced anything notable in years. Audience members and hosts were too kind to correct him.
  51.  
  52. Alex: >Season two episode eighteen: The return of Driverbang
  53. >Episode aired - though Driver did not say a word throughout the entire epsode, it would go on to become one of the highest rated in the series
  54.  
  55. Nebulus: >Season two episode nineteen: The entire circlejerk
  56. >Episode scrapped - Though the sheer number of guests pretty much guarenteed a high amount of quality content, the high expectations for the episode fell short as nothing notable was said or done in the 5 weeks it took to try and film the episode.
  57.  
  58. Alex: >Season two episode twenty: Brave Little Pyro
  59. >Episode unaired -  ended up being a complete bore where Neb and Alex had to listen about Dead Space 3, how Isaac was such a relatable character. Ended with a horribly unfunny youtube video.
  60.  
  61. Nebulus: >Season two episode twenty one: DiscWard
  62. >Episode aired - became notorious for the end of the show where the guest revealed that he was a pony the entire time. He has sucessfully evaded the government ever since
  63.  
  64. Alex: >Season two episode twenty two: The Flutterrape drawfags
  65. >Episode aired - Hosts were shown many notable works produced by the regular drawfags.
  66.  
  67. Nebulus: >Season two episode twenty three: FancyFrog
  68. >Episode aired live - Audience and hosts shocked to find that the guest was in a homosexual relationship with a thousand year old unicorn dictator
  69.  
  70. Alex: >Season two episode twenty four: Lyra Hearstrings and Sandy
  71. >Episode unaired - the sheer amount of HNNNNG produced by the guests killed 90% of the audience and filming crew, the hosts barely survived.
  72.  
  73. Nebulus: >Season two finale
  74. >Live footage of the cast and crew getting apprehended by the police for being responsible for the deaths of hundreds of people. Host and co-host swear that there will be a season three. Police refused to give a statement.
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