Hobonon

>Rarity becomes obsessed with making him look better, he prefers the manginess

picklehead42: I've got half a mind to do Hobo Anon now.

crovaxcloud: >RD keeps wanting him to work out, he's happy with being lazy and fat

[4:21:30 PM] crovaxcloud: >Twi wants to help him learn more, he doesn't wanna

[4:21:39 PM] crovaxcloud: >PP wants to steal his beans

[4:21:48 PM] crovaxcloud: >FS wants to get him to move in with her

[4:21:50 PM] Alex: >PP wants to feed him

[4:21:58 PM] crovaxcloud: Either

[4:21:58 PM] picklehead42: Raritan, hobo Anon would be all skinny and starving.

[4:22:04 PM] Alex: >He prefers going hungry

[4:22:18 PM] crovaxcloud: Works for me pickle

[4:22:20 PM] picklehead42: Calling dibs now

[4:22:22 PM crovaxcloud: >AJ wants him to work

[4:22:30 PM] crovaxcloud: Oh and here's the kicker

[4:22:34 PM] Alex: >He prefers being jobless and free

[4:22:49 PM] crovaxcloud: >he starts a street band with Lyra, playing his homemade Banjo

[4:23:07 PM] picklehead42: >She wails the harmonica

[4:23:12 PM] Alex: >The strings are made from all the hobo mares he had sex with

[4:23:25 PM] crovaxcloud: >Lyra stole them from Octavia

[4:23:35 PM] crovaxcloud: He's not a horsefucker yet guys

[4:23:44 PM] crovaxcloud: He's probably got a venerial disease too

[4:23:55 PM] crovaxcloud: Or at least lice

[4:24:00 PM] Alex: >Gonnaherpasyphilaids

[4:24:06 PM] picklehead42: He's not adamant, but he wouldn't be ponysexaphobic

[4:24:13 PM] crovaxcloud: Even better

[4:24:16 PM] crovaxcloud: He comes with his dog

[4:24:23 PM] Alex: >The littleist hobo

[4:24:34 PM] crovaxcloud: A big scruffy mutt that loves everyone

[4:24:34 PM] Roadsideassistance: >Hobo with lice, mange and a dog

[4:24:40 PM] Alex: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=banXT6azA-4

[4:24:49 PM] picklehead42: Sweet Jesus it's all set out already

[4:24:51 PM] Roadsideassistance: >I think we got ourselves a winner

[4:25:08 PM] Roadsideassistance: >Its just begging to get written

[4:26:10 PM] crovaxcloud: >goes around Equestria befriending random pones, traveling with Lyra or another background pone that doesn't mind

[4:26:44 PM] Roadsideassistance: >Random ponies try rape

[4:26:48 PM] crovaxcloud: I like cardboard box Anon avoiding massive amounts of rape from all angles

[4:27:02 PM] crovaxcloud: He just wants to sit around and play his banjo

[4:27:25 PM] crovaxcloud: And he literally just kept walking in a direction and somehow made it into Equestria

[4:27:34 PM] crovaxcloud: Too much maddog 2020

[4:27:56 PM] picklehead42: It ends with him leaving town to avoid the rape

[4:28:15 PM] crovaxcloud: Ends with him leaving town, only to be rushed into a carriage with Luna

[4:28:26 PM] crovaxcloud: He thinks hes being arrested

[4:28:35 PM] crovaxcloud: Turns out Luna has a thing for scraggly hobos

[4:28:45 PM] Roadsideassistance: >Pans to dog while rape by luna

Oh god

[4:28:59 PM] crovaxcloud: >dog has to avoid rape too

>Dog avoids rape masterfully

>only to fall for winona

[4:30:45 PM] crovaxcloud: YES

>winona was actually a changeling

>dog is captured

[4:31:15 PM] crovaxcloud: >his name is just 'dog'

[4:31:20 PM] Alex: >hobo anon hops a train to Chryssy's castle

[4:31:28 PM] Alex: >To rescue Dog

[4:31:28 PM] Roadsideassistance: >Winona gets news

>starts treck to get "Her dog"

[4:31:39 PM] crovaxcloud: Oh god this is brilliant

[4:32:03 PM] crovaxcloud: >winona and hobonon's quest to get dog back

[4:32:15 PM] crovaxcloud: >dog is literally getting Chryssie drunk off the love

[4:32:22 PM] crovaxcloud: >dogs love everything

[4:32:39 PM] Alex: >Anon arrives, intending to fight

[4:32:46 PM] Roadsideassistance: >Dog finds winona

>The resulting love blast

[4:32:57 PM] Alex: >Chryssy is so love drunk she can't do anything

[4:33:38 PM] crovaxcloud: >Dog and Hobonon just kind of walk out

[4:34:13 PM] crovaxcloud: FS follows them to the hive

[4:34:20 PM] crovaxcloud: And attempts to trap them the whole time

[4:34:25 PM] Roadsideassistance: >Fails

[4:34:28 PM] Roadsideassistance: >Fails

[4:34:36 PM] crovaxcloud: So Hobonon thinks that the changelings are violent

[4:34:39 PM] Roadsideassistance: >Succeeds when she traps herself

[4:35:13 PM] Roadsideassistance: >Chryssy finds FS

[4:35:24 PM] crovaxcloud: >turns her into a changeling

>Changeling powers

>still asks to turn into the duplicate

[4:35:48 PM] Roadsideassistance: >fails as a changelling

[4:35:52 PM] crovaxcloud: xD

[4:36:22 PM] crovaxcloud: >latter half of the story is Anon being fed up with staying in one place, surrounded by pony rapists

[4:36:36 PM] crovaxcloud: >decides to travel

[4:36:39 PM] Roadsideassistance: >Uses hobo powers to make a teleporter

[4:36:47 PM] Roadsideassistance: >success

[4:36:51 PM] crovaxcloud: >teleporter is actually just homemade moonshine

[4:36:56 PM] Roadsideassistance: >science at 95

[4:37:05 PM] Roadsideassistance: >whiskey at 120

[4:37:20 PM] Roadsideassistance: allsystemsgo.jpg

[4:38:13 PM] System Cold: >System?

[4:38:29 PM] crovaxcloud: >in his drunken binge he ends up telling Lyra he loves her, having sex with a bush, losing his clothes, somehow gaining another hat, and convincing Lyra she should pull his cart

[4:38:37 PM] Roadsideassistance: allyouarenominal.mp3

[4:38:43 PM] crovaxcloud: >her fetish is being treated like a horse like Au Naturale Lyra

[4:39:07 PM] Roadsideassistance: >Drunk naked anon with a new hat

[4:39:14 PM] Roadsideassistance: >Riding Lyra

[4:39:26 PM] Roadsideassistance: I think we have gold

[4:39:45 PM] crovaxcloud: I'm not sure if pickle can do this justice now xD

[4:39:51 PM | Edited 4:39:53 PM] crovaxcloud: I eagerly await his return

[4:40:45 PM] Roadsideassistance: I am gonna wait for that story

Raritan. I...I don't know what to say...

[4:42:13 PM] crovaxcloud: Oh and for lulz he has a huge mandingo-dick and a gigantic manbeard

[4:42:26 PM] picklehead42: [You can approve it]

[4:42:27 PM] Roadsideassistance: WE ARE CREATING ART

[4:42:44 PM] Roadsideassistance: Also make him have the body type of a lumberjack

[4:43:06 PM] Alex: >Massive arms and hairy chest.

>Manly man hobo

[4:43:09 PM] crovaxcloud: How and why would a hobo be built like a brick shithouse?

[4:43:13 PM] crovaxcloud: I love the idea though

[4:43:34 PM] crovaxcloud: I imagine drunken arm wrestling matches with the wonderbolts

[4:43:37 PM] Roadsideassistance: >Hobo powers

Iaintgottaexplainshit.pdf

[4:43:49 PM] picklehead42: I feel like this should almost be written in prose.

[4:43:54 PM] Roadsideassistance: >Wins so hard he becomes a wonderbolt

[4:44:02 PM] picklehead42: 2nd person wouldn't do it justice.

[4:44:04 PM] crovaxcloud: >can't even fly, but they give him a pin anyway

[4:44:09 PM] Roadsideassistance: [Usually that would be the case with tall tales]

[4:44:19 PM] picklehead42: [or not. I have no fuckin clue]

[4:44:28 PM] Alex: This would probably be one of the few prose stories I would accept in the thread

[4:44:35 PM] crovaxcloud: >He invents 'wonderbolt theme music'

[4:44:46 PM] crovaxcloud: Its just him wailing on his banjo and singing gibberish

[4:44:56 PM] picklehead42: C'mon

[4:45:03 PM | Edited 4:45:09 PM] picklehead42: It Hobo speak

[4:45:19 PM] crovaxcloud: Oh

[4:45:21 PM] crovaxcloud: Even better

[4:45:23 PM] crovaxcloud: >no one can understand him

[4:45:37 PM] crovaxcloud: No this can be done second person

[4:45:45 PM] Alex: >"Grumblemumblecough"

"No I will not give you money, you uncouth brute"

[4:45:47 PM] Roadsideassistance: >If you are a hobo you instantly gain awarness of that language

[4:45:55 PM] picklehead42: He could bilingual

[4:45:58 PM] crovaxcloud: >Lyra is his translator

[4:46:06 PM] picklehead42: He speaks lnormally

[4:46:11 PM] Roadsideassistance: >Its extremely sophisticated

[4:46:14 PM] picklehead42: When he gets drunk however

[4:46:14 PM] crovaxcloud: >bonbon kicked her out because she spends too much time with Hobonon

[4:46:21 PM] picklehead42: Hobo speak emerges

[4:46:27 PM] crovaxcloud: I say the other way around

[4:46:33 PM] Roadsideassistance: >Strength is raised by 100

[4:46:34 PM] crovaxcloud: He talks normal and fancy when drunk

[4:46:41 PM] Roadsideassistance: >Charm is rasied by 200

[4:46:43 PM] picklehead42: Ooh!

[4:46:50 PM] picklehead42: IT WRITES ITSELF

[4:46:52 PM] Roadsideassistance: >Intellegence is lowered by 50

[4:47:05 PM] Roadsideassistance: >Luck raised by 75

[4:47:05 PM] crovaxcloud: [4:46 PM] Roadsideassistance:

 

<<< >Intellegence is lowered by 50

[4:47:08 PM] crovaxcloud: Lowered by ALL

[4:47:25 PM] Roadsideassistance: >Intellegence lowered to -50

[4:47:27 PM] Alex: [4:47 PM] Roadsideassistance:

 

<<< Luck raised by 75>Luck raised to MAX

[4:47:38 PM] Roadsideassistance: >Lady luck perk

[4:47:41 PM] crovaxcloud: >ends up surfing down a hill on a door carrying the CMC, drunk off his ass

[4:47:44 PM] Alex: >Not lucky Anon levels though

[4:47:58 PM] crovaxcloud: >scootaloo flies for a while

[4:48:06 PM] crovaxcloud: >but only because he throws her

[4:48:14 PM] Roadsideassistance: >Can make sophisticated plans when drunk

[4:48:16 PM] picklehead42: >Like a football

[4:48:25 PM] Roadsideassistance: >can pull them off if more drunk

[4:48:40 PM] crovaxcloud: >keeps accusing people of stealing his hat

[4:48:52 PM] Roadsideassistance: >Charms his way into getting more hats

[4:48:54 PM] crovaxcloud: >hates AJ out of hat jealousy

[4:49:08 PM] Alex: >"Grumblehackcoughspit"

>"No Anon, I did not steal your hat

[4:49:14 PM] Roadsideassistance: >Cannot get that hat

[4:49:32 PM] crovaxcloud: >gets into a wrestling match with pinkie pie

>his first ponyboner

[4:49:41 PM] Roadsideassistance: >Raises the bar by getting the desperados hat

>from outdrinking a diamond dog

[4:49:41 PM] Alex: >Pinkie GAK

[4:49:41 PM] crovaxcloud: >the only time he's ever felt like he needed to shower

[4:49:52 PM] picklehead42: He claims each hat by writing in grime and dirt the letter A on it

[4:50:02 PM] crovaxcloud: But none of them are HIS hat

[4:50:06 PM] crovaxcloud: >starts hoarding hats

[4:50:13 PM] crovaxcloud: >has to get a shopping cart for all of it

[4:50:23 PM] picklehead42: So he's like a TF2 player

[4:50:25 PM] Roadsideassistance: >His hat is an old timey gamblers hat

[4:50:41 PM] crovaxcloud: Its literally the ghastly gibus

[4:50:42 PM] crovaxcloud: Nah

[4:50:48 PM] Roadsideassistance: >Talks about the good old days

[4:50:53 PM] Roadsideassistance: >Commie ghosts

[4:51:01 PM] Roadsideassistance: >Dinosaur rides

[4:51:10 PM] Roadsideassistance: >Cold war

[4:51:21 PM] crovaxcloud: Yeah I imagine him in his 40s-50s

[4:51:31 PM] picklehead42: He can get really depressed about I when he gets drunk.

[4:51:33 PM] crovaxcloud: But still beefy as all hell because hobomagic

[4:51:43 PM] Alex: http://pastebin.com/Nkxs2tCr pickle, for you

[4:52:02 PM] picklehead42: Excellent.

[4:52:14 PM] crovaxcloud: >gets into an underground boxing ring to save Dog

>Wins so hard that he becomes underground boxing champ

[4:52:36 PM] Roadsideassistance: >3 years in a row

[4:52:43 PM] crovaxcloud: I just get the image of a lumberjack sized scruffy hobo throwing olde time fisticuffs

[4:52:44 PM] Roadsideassistance: >Fought only once

[4:53:09 PM] picklehead42: Jesus Christ, he's lik the manliest man ever!

[4:53:29 PM] Roadsideassistance: >Hobo anon

>Will slap your shit

[4:53:29 PM] crovaxcloud: Equestria seems to have channeled all of America into him

[4:53:33 PM] Alex: >"HAckcough mumblegrumble spit"

>"ANON RENOUNCES THE TITLE! He says he prefers the freedon of wandering to defending the title!"

[4:53:35 PM] crovaxcloud: He is the most

[4:53:59 PM] Roadsideassistance: >Still defends it

[4:54:05 PM] crovaxcloud: >keeps the belt

[4:54:14 PM] Roadsideassistance: >Becomes a hat

[4:54:15 PM] Alex: >nopony willing to challenge him anyway

[4:54:15 PM] crovaxcloud: Wait

[4:54:17 PM] crovaxcloud: >its a saddle

[4:54:20 PM] crovaxcloud: >gives it to Lyra

[4:54:27 PM] Alex: >Rides her into the sunset

[4:54:32 PM] Alex: >Non sexually

[4:54:36 PM] picklehead42: So I see that we have at least a few installments here.

[4:54:42 PM] Roadsideassistance: >He is nonsexual all the way

[4:54:49 PM] Roadsideassistance: >Too much whiskey dick

[4:54:51 PM] picklehead42: >Anon showing up and meeting Lyra

[4:54:52 PM] crovaxcloud: Its becoming something of ludicrosity pickle

>Anon dealing with all mane 6

[4:55:14 PM] picklehead42: >Anon losing Dog

[4:55:36 PM] Alex: >Maybe I should just trim the skype crap out and we can post the "idea" parts in the thread

[4:55:47 PM] crovaxcloud: First installment should be him somehow wandering into Equestria, and the initial pone-rape as he tries to settle down. Then him finding his Dog who was transported with him.

[4:55:51 PM] picklehead42: Along with the trip there where he may or may no develop feelings for Lyra

[4:55:54 PM] Roadsideassistance: Welp I hope this is the end of the hobo anon part

I gotsa take my leave

[4:55:55 PM] Alex: unless, you truly want to take this on pickle

[4:56:05 PM] picklehead42: I'd like it

[4:56:10 PM] Roadsideassistance: I HOPE YOUR DIETIES HELP YOU

[4:56:15 PM] crovaxcloud: I'll help you, if you want.

[4:56:22 PM] Roadsideassistance: CAUSE I WILL NOT HAVE MERCY ON YOU

[4:56:27 PM] Roadsideassistance: [Later]

[4:56:28 PM] picklehead42: I'LL NEED THE HELP

[4:56:32 PM] Alex: >Anon meets Rartian and Disc

[4:56:40 PM] crovaxcloud: Oh god yes

[4:56:58 PM] picklehead42: I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO WRITE LONG STORIES

[4:57:02 PM] picklehead42: IM FUCKED

[4:57:03 PM] crovaxcloud: >they have a rap battle and want Anon to judge it

[4:57:35 PM] Alex: >Disc accidentally hurts Raritan's feelings