Dragon Anon Meets The Guild (One Shot)

>You are Dragon Anon.

>You've recently met Dovah Pone, one of the most prominent dragonslayers in her guild.

>You also happened to have sex with her.

>This has drawn the ire of every one of her compatriots.

>You wake up today to the sound of an angry mob outside.

>Getting up from between Dash and Dovah, you look out the window to see what looks like the entire dragonslayer's guild waiting for you outside.

>Pegasi with wing blades, unicorns with magic, and heavily armored earth ponies.

>One of them, an earth pony wearing an elaborate helm, sees you, and calls out.

>"Beast! You have kidnapped our greatest warrior, and we are here to kill you and rescue her!"

>You sigh.

"Do I have to fuck you all to prove i'm not ill intentioned towards ponies?"

>A collective gasp is heard from the mob.

>"How dare you suggest such a revolting act!"

"I dunno, your 'greatest warrior' didn't find it all that revolting, in fact, she likes it up the ass."

>You think you see one of them faint at your words.

>These are the vaunted dragon slayers?

>Fluttershy is less squeamish than this.

>Speaking of Flutterhsy, a familiar pink mane pokes out from under the helmet of a pegasus who approaches the leader.

>"E-excuse me sir... Could I try to go in and slay the dragon first?"

>The leader stares at Fluttershy incredulously.

>"Are you sure initiate Fluttershy? This one has felled our greatest champion!"

>"I'm s-sure sir."

>Fluttershy trots toward the house.

>You have no idea when she joined the dragonslayers guild, but you're sure this has something to do with her fetish guessing.

>You hear her open the door downstairs, and go to meet her.

>The two mares in your bed still haven't woken up.

>Heh, good on you for tiring them out.

>You find Flutters waiting for you on the couch, smiling somewhat absently.

>"Hello Anon my love, i'm h-here to slay you!"

>She must have gotten more than just amnesia from that knock on the head.

"What are you really here for Flutters?"

>"Oh! Um... I thought that maybe if I 'killed' you, and got the guild to leave, maybe you would realize that you love me!"

>Hang on, she might be onto something.

"I won't love you Fluttershy, but if you get me out of this, i'll scratch your ears."

>"Rut me like one of your french whorses."

"Belly rubs."

>"Let me suck your hot dragon dick."

"A wing massage and a belly rub, and that's my final offer."

>"Deal."

>You let out a roar of agony exaggerating greatly to make sure they hear you outside.

"I have been felled! I have been slain!"

>You fall down on your stomach, letting your head rest in the open doorframe.

>You hear cheers from the gathered ponies outside.

>Fluttershy goes out to greet them, and is welcomed back as a hero.

>After the guild leaves, you get up, and head to the kitchen to make breakfast.

>You can't help but smile at Fluttershy's ingenuity on this one.

>She saved your ass.

>But she still tried to blackmail you.

"Fucking Fluttershy."