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Dragon Anon Meets Dovah Pone (One Shot)

By: Aranthos on Jan 18th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.13 KB  |  hits: 169  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You are Dovah Pone the dragonslayer.
  2. >You have slain hundreds of dragons.
  3. >And today, you are in P0nyville, come to slay it's resident dragon.
  4. >Asking around, you are eventually informed that the beast makes it's lair on the outskirts of the town.
  5. >You also gather that the fiend is referred to as Anon.
  6. >Huh, weak name for a dragon.
  7. >Comsidering you have slain Blackwing, Razormaw, Flametail, and many more.
  8. >This one should be easy.
  9. >You make your way to the edge of town, near the everfree, only to find there is no deep dark cave.
  10. >Only a smallish two story house.
  11. >It is obviously the dragon's lair however, given the screams and occasional cry of "OH CELESTIA!" Coming from inside.
  12. >The brute must be devouring some poor mare!
  13. >This cannot be allowed to go on!
  14. >You take a running start and ram the door down, rushing through the house in search of your quarry.
  15. >You track down the screams to the second floor, and buck down the door.
  16. "Prepare yourself foul dem- !!...."
  17. >"Can I help you?"
  18. >The dragon turns his head to look at you, a frustrated look on his reptilian features.
  19. >You can't help but stare.
  20. >Attached to the dragon's crotch is a blue, rainbow maned mare, and you realise that she wasn't screaming in agony.
  21. "I am... Here to slay you... Foul... Beast..."
  22. >The dragon cocks an eyebrow quizzically.
  23. >"Come back some other time, i'm busy right now"
  24. "B-but, i'm here to... Kill you! DON'T YOU DARE IGNORE ME!"
  25. >The blue mare, looking at you with a disconserting grin, turns her eyes up to your prey.
  26. >"How about we give her a reason not to kill you Anon?"
  27. >The dragon once again turns his gaze on you.
  28. >"Oh why not, she went through all that effort to find me."
  29. >You are suddenly grabbed be his tail and dragged over to the bed kicking and screaming.
  30. >Several hours later the three of you are lying on the bed, very satisfied.
  31. >A tap on the window brings your attention to a yellow pegasus flying just outside.
  32. >"I-is corrupting your would be killer with your hot dragon dick your fetish Anon?"
  33. >"NO! Well... Maybe, but GO AWAY!"
  34. >The mare *eeps* and flies off.
  35. >Anon and Dash both mutter at the same time.
  36. >"Fucking Fluttershy."
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