Anon's Lost That Lovin' Feeling (One Shot)

>You are Anon.

>And you are sitting at the bar, as usual, drinking with Berry Punch.

>You're getting pretty hammered when you feel a hoof tap your shoulder.

>You turn around to find Fluttershy standing before you.

>"Uh...umm excuse me mister..."

>Rainbow Dash comes up behind her and pushes Fluttershy away, looking at you.

>"Don't worry bro, I'll take care of this..."

>Suddenly Fluttershy pushes herself back in front of you, holding a mic.

>FS:"You never close your eyes any more when I kiss, your liiippsss~"

>Rainbow Dash also has a mic, and picks up the next line.

>RD:"And there's no tenderness like before in your fingertiiipps~"

>FS:"You're trying hard not to show it.."

>Entire Bar:"BAAAABBYYYYYY~"

>All:"BUT BABY! BELIEVE ME I KNOW THAT... YOU'VE LOST THAT LOVIN' FEELING, WHOA THAT LOVIN' FEELING....YOU'VE LOST THAT LOVIN' FEELING NOW IT'S GONE...GONE...gone... woahoahh dum, dadum, dadum dum dum."

>Fluttershy is looking into your eyes, her own teal orbs brimming with hope as the others continue singing.

>You sigh and motion for her to sit next to you.

>The entire bar cheers.

>You turn back to the barman and call for a round of drinks on you.

>A small smile graces your lips as you shake your head, and you mutter.

"Fucking Fluttershy..."