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A Few Good Pones (One Shot)

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>Day of Reckoning in Equestria.
>You are in a courtroom.
>Celestia is presiding over the case.
>Spitfire is your lawyer in a rape case against Fluttershy.
>Fluttershy has been avoiding admitting to anything, and Spitfire is getting mad.
>She knows you were raped. She spent weeks working on your case, preparing.
>And yet, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, Flutternutter is sticking to her claim of not guilty.
>After 10 minutes of direct questioning from Spitfire, and cleverly worded evasive answers from Fluttershy, your lawyer is getting annoyed.
>SF"Fluttershy, did you rape the human Anonymous?"
>Tia"You don't have to answer that question!"
>FS"I'll answer the question. You want answers?"
>SF"I think I'm entitled."
>FS"You want answers?"
>SF"I want the TRUTH!"
>FS"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH. Lieutenant, we live in a world that has animals, and those animals have to be taken care of by mares, with love. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Spitfire? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom! You weep for Anon and you curse the caregiver. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: That what I did, though tragic, probably saved lives. And my love, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties. You WANT me to love Anon, you NEED me to love Anon.We use words like 'magic, kindness, and love. I use these words as the backbone of a life spent caring for little creatures . YOU use them as a PUNCHLINE! I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a mare who rises and sleeps under the very blanket of the care I provide, and then QUESTIONS the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said 'Thank you' and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you find a hot monkey dick, and get ready to suck. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think you're entitled to!
>SF"Did you rape Anonymous the human?
>FS"I did the job that--"
>SF"DID YOU RAPE ANONYMOUS THE HUMAN?"
>FS:"YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID! I DID WHAT I HAD TO DO TO KNOW HE IS LOVED, AND I WOULD DO IT TO ANY HUMAN WHO CAME HERE WITH THIER GOOD LOOKS AND THIER HOT MONKEY DICKS!"
>Tia"Fluttershy, under the laws of Equestria, you are charged with the rape of Anonymous the human, you are hereby stripped of your bearership of the element of kindess, and sentenced to life in the Molestian dungeon.
>Celestia's face turns into Molestia as Fluttershy is dragged away kicking and screaming.
>Spitfire comes over to you with a smile.
>SF"You've finally won Anon! Now... About that payment I asked for.."
>You grin at the prospect of the payment you are about to give, a payment made all the better due to the fact that you will never again be...
>Fucking Fluttershy.

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>Day of Reckoning in Equestria.
>You are in a courtroom.
>Celestia is presiding over the case.
>Spitfire is your lawyer in a rape case against Fluttershy.
>Fluttershy has been avoiding admitting to anything, and Spitfire is getting mad.
>She knows you were raped. She spent weeks working on your case, preparing.
>And yet, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, Flutternutter is sticking to her claim of not guilty.
>After 10 minutes of direct questioning from Spitfire, and cleverly worded evasive answers from Fluttershy, your lawyer is getting annoyed.
>SF"Fluttershy, did you rape the human Anonymous?"
>Tia"You don't have to answer that question!"
>FS"I'll answer the question. You want answers?"
>SF"I think I'm entitled."
>FS"You want answers?"
>SF"I want the TRUTH!"
>FS"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH. Lieutenant, we live in a world that has animals, and those animals have to be taken care of by mares, with love. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Spitfire? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom! You weep for Anon and you curse the caregiver. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: That what I did, though tragic, probably saved lives. And my love, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties. You WANT me to love Anon, you NEED me to love Anon.We use words like 'magic, kindness, and love. I use these words as the backbone of a life spent caring for little creatures . YOU use them as a PUNCHLINE! I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a mare who rises and sleeps under the very blanket of the care I provide, and then QUESTIONS the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said 'Thank you' and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you find a hot monkey dick, and get ready to suck. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think you're entitled to!
>SF"Did you rape Anonymous the human?
>FS"I did the job that--"
>SF"DID YOU RAPE ANONYMOUS THE HUMAN?"
>FS:"YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID! I DID WHAT I HAD TO DO TO KNOW HE IS LOVED, AND I WOULD DO IT TO ANY HUMAN WHO CAME HERE WITH THIER GOOD LOOKS AND THIER HOT MONKEY DICKS!"
>Tia"Fluttershy, under the laws of Equestria, you are charged with the rape of Anonymous the human, you are hereby stripped of your bearership of the element of kindess, and sentenced to life in the Molestian dungeon.
>Celestia's face turns into Molestia as Fluttershy is dragged away kicking and screaming.
>Spitfire comes over to you with a smile.
>SF"You've finally won Anon! Now... About that payment I asked for.."
>You grin at the prospect of the payment you are about to give, a payment made all the better due to the fact that you will never again be...
>Fucking Fluttershy.

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