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Ventriloquist Anon [AiE]

By: Aquilus on Jan 6th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.29 KB  |  hits: 88  |  expires: Never
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  1. >As Anon the ventriloquist you have a obligation to use your gift responsibly.
  2. >Fuck that jazz.
  3. >You hide in the branches of Twilight's library.
  4. >Because you like fucking with ponies heads
  5. >Looking inside the window you see Twilight reshevling some books.
  6. >Adjusting your voice to sound like Princess Sunbutt you throw your voice.
  7. "Twilight Sparkle, this is a reminder to turn in your 120 page report on Alicorn estrus."
  8. >"W-what? P-princess Celestia?!"
  9. >"When did we...O-oh my. This is bad. THIS IS BAD! I haven't done anything for this paper AT ALL!"
  10. >Twilight begins having a panic attack as she starts looking through multiple books about Alicorn estrus.
  11. >You decide to fuck with her some more.
  12. "Also don't forget the interviews of Cadance and Luna for your presentation. We wouldn't want you to be TARDY after all."
  13. >"TARDY?! Ohmygosh! Ohmygosh! GAH!"
  14. >Climbing down from the tree you head towards the treebary's front door.
  15. >Giving a quick knock your a bit startled to see Twilight rip it off its hinges.
  16. >"WHAT?!"
  17. "Um, I just wanted to check out a book."
  18. >"LIBRARY'S CLOSED! WHEN DOES THE NEXT TRAIN FOR THE CRYSTAL EMPIRE LEAVE?"
  19. "Fifteen minutes from now why?"
  20. >"NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!" she says as she runs off.
  21. >You can't contain your laughter as Twilight runs down the street crying out "ESTRUS!"
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