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Ventriloquist Anon 3 [AiE]

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  1. >Its been three days since Twilight Sparkle was put under house arrest.
  2. >She's also been given medication for any episodes involving talking toys.
  3. >You should probably give the poor mare a break.
  4. >...
  5. >Nah
  6.  
  7. >Princesses Celestia, Luna, Cadance as well as Shining Armor decided to pay her a visit.
  8. >You decided to invite yourself along. You're Twilight's dearest friend after all.
  9. >Seriously how often are all these ponies together at once!
  10. >You're all sitting down to tea and cake.
  11. >It's quite nice.
  12. >You dislike nice.
  13. >Time to break the monotony.
  14. >"Twilight Sparkle, my sister and I apologize for this. But the doctor says this should get you to relax."
  15. >Purple Butt is a bit... mellow because of the meds.
  16. >"Sssalright Princessss, I dunno wut came overrr meee."
  17. >Mellow might not be the right word...
  18. >Princess Cadance goes over and give Twilight a hug.
  19. >You mimic your voice to Cadance and toss it towards Twilight.
  20. "I'm gonna divorce your brother."
  21. >Both their eyes widen and they break the hug.
  22. >Twilight quickly sobers up and looks towards Cadance with shock and betrayal in her eyes.
  23. >"W-what did you just say?"
  24. >"Tw-twilight I didn't say that! That's not true!"
  25. "What's not true?"
  26. >Twilight is on the brink of tears, "Cadance said she was going to divorce Shining!"
  27. >"I-I did not!"
  28. >Shining drops his teacup and it shatters, "W-what did I do wrong?"
  29. >With everyones attention on Cadance and Twilight you adjust to Luna's voice.
  30.  
  31. >She begins to open her mouth but before she can vocalize any concern you toss your voice again.
  32. "Huzzah, now Shining Armor and I can be lovers!"
  33. >Moonbutt quickly puts two hooves around her muzzle while everyone looks to her in shock.
  34. >"Luna! What's gotten into you?", Celestia demands.
  35. >Princess Luna opens her mouth but you intercede again.
  36. "Nothing, that's the problem!"
  37. >As a master ventriloquist what better way to show your skill than by drinking tea at the same time?
  38. >Before Celestia can scold her sister you pretend to take a sip of tea and mimic Shining's voice.
  39. "Don't worry everypony there's enough of this stallion to go around! Espeically you Anon."
  40. >Twilight, Princess Cadance and Shining Armor all drop their jaws.
  41. >You do a spit take to throw suspicion off yourself.
  42. "Whoa, okay... This is getting a bit out of hand."
  43. >Twilight is in tears bawling her eyes out.
  44. >"W-h-h-hy is t-this happ-enning!"
  45. >Cadance is glaring at Shining Armor.
  46. >Luna refuses to open her mouth again.
  47. >Sunbutt stands up, not at all pleased with these turn of events, "Sister, Cadance, Shining. I think its best if you leave."
  48. >Celestia uses her magic to open the door and uses her hoof to point the way.
  49. >"We will discuss your behavior back home."
  50. >As the "guilty" are about to head out the door you do one last act of showmanship.
  51. >Speed Ventriloquism.
  52. "Well at least We don't have a fat flank like sister dear. She probably wishes to eat all this cake herself."
  53. "Indeed Aunty. At it's current size it could rival your moon, and I'm not talking about your cutie mark."
  54. "More cushion for the pushin'."
  55. >"..."
  56. >Time stops.
  57. >No one says anything.
  58. >No one moves.
  59. >Celestia's eye twitches.
  60. >You think you may have pushed it too far.
  61. >Time to leave...
  62. "Um I think I better go... theteaandcakeweregreatguyskthanksbye!"
  63.  
  64. >With the speed of the Kenyans you hightail it out of there.
  65. >You're about three blocks away when your knocked down from a huge shockwave and a great pillar of flames.
  66. >Everypony in the street has to cover their ears when Princess Celestia's voice screams out from the heavens.
  67. >"I HAVE MORE WHAT FOR THE WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!"
  68. >Looking back at the sky, you shed a single tear.
  69. >It's beautiful...
  70. >Never in your long career of being a ventriloquist have you heard such a masterful use of the Voice.
  71. >You've heard Luna's royal Canterlot voice, but this is an entirely different level.
  72. >The sky itself is changing shades whenever Celestia speaks.
  73. >You think you've fallen in love.
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