Ventriloquist Anon 2 [AiE]

>As a ventriloquist you swore an oath to only use your powers for good.

>You had fingers crossed.

>While Twilight Sparkle presenting herself [spoiler]hur hur[/spoiler] to the Princessess on Alicorn Estrus you began rummaging through her stuff.

>It was mostly junk, formerly expensive equipment and other knickknacks but one thing fell under your gaze.

"Perfect."

 

-Later-

>Twilight walks through the (newly repaird) door of her home.

>"I still don't understand why the Princess would act all embarressed if she gave me the topic."

>Hiding in the bushes you peer through the window.

>You adjust your voice to sound feminine and throw it.

"Twilight, they just don't understand you."

>Purple Smart quickly tries to face the voice.

>"W-whos there?"

"They just don't appreciate all your hard work Twilight."

>"S-show yourself."

"I'm right here Twilight. I'm sitting on the table."

>She caustiously trots to the center table and gasps.

>"S-smarty Pants?!"

"Yes Twilight. I decided to reveal myself in your hour of need."

>Twilight uses her magic to hold the doll and inspect it.

"HEY! How would you like it if I held you in a magic field and inspected YOUR bits?"

>Twilight quickly puts Smarty Pants back on the table.

>"Um, sorry. But I don't sense any magic in you. How are you talking?"

"Please we've always been able to tell whats going on."

>"W-w-we?"

"We toys can see EVER-Y-THING."

>"Everything?! Does that mean those nights when I used you to... under the covers..."

"Um...Yes Twilight."

>"I'm SOOOO sorry I was experimenting at the time, I didn't know it could feel so good with something inside..."

"Er...ANYWAY... I just wanted to tell you the best way to get the Princessess to respect you."

>Twilight still looks cautious but intrigued at the same time.

"Kill them."

>"W-what?!"

"Kill them all Twilight. Its the only way for them to respect you."

>The purple pone backs into the shelves quivering.

>"N-n-no I can't do that I need to tell the Princess about this."

>Using her magic she tosses Smarty Pants into a dresser and shuts the lid.

"Don't do it Twilight, I WUV YOU!"

>Undeterred she quickly scribbles a letter runs out the door trying to find Spike.

>Well looks like your fun stops here better split before you get caught.

 

-Later Again-

>You are Twilight, and you have brought Princess Celestia and a guard contingient to your home.

>"Twilight Sparkle what is this emergency you have called?"

"It's terrible Princess, my Smarty Pants doll came to life...well she was always alive... bu-I mea-"

>The Day Princess sighs, "Twilight calm down. What is this about a sentient doll."

"SHE TALKED TO ME AND TOLD ME TO KILL YOU!"

>The Princess's eyes widen in shock while her guards murmurr in the background.

>"Show me the doll", she demands narrowing her eyes, "Guards, be ready."

>Opening the dresser Twilight levitates the harmless ragdoll onto the floor.

>"..."

"..."

>"..."

"It told me to kill you I SWEAR! C'mon Smarty Pants say something."

>The doll does nothing but keep its empty gaze of hate and judgement.

>The Princess just facehoofs.

>"Twilight I think you may be working yourself too hard. Come with me to the royal doctor and we will get you some help."

"No! She's ALIVE I TELL YOU! SHE'S ALIVE!!!!"

>"Guards, please detain my faithful student here, she is not of the right mind at the moment."

>Quickly using an immobilizing spell they drag Twilight out of her house.

"No Princess! No! Wait! NOOOOOOO!"

 

>In the distance you can't help but snicker.

>God you're such a dick.