Power Ponies (and the Punisher) [AiE]

>Be Anon in Equestria.

>Well...

>Not technically in Equestria in this case.

>You and the ponies that everything weird in the universe centers on (and Spike), just got sucked into a magical comic book.

>Sounds unbelievable right?

>Maybe you've died and this is hell. A very technicolor hell.

>All the ponies just inherited a super powers as well as an appropriate garish costume.

>No doubt the way to get out of here is by doing something simple like stopping the villain.

>From what you can tell you're on top of a tall building.

>Spike begins explaining to the girls where you all are and what their powers are.

>With great power comes great responsibility and all that.

>Though the strange thing isn't the fact you got sucked into a comic book.

>Not that being sucked into a comic book isn't strange in itself.

>No, the strange thing is that you're dressed not as a spandex wearing hero.

>You're dressed in black colored Kevlar with a bright white skull emblazoned on it.

>Not to mention the handguns, magazines, grenades and rifle on your back.

"Fuck YES! I'm the motherfucking Punisher!"

>The "Power Ponies" (and Spike) look over at you, all showing emotions ranging from concern, confusion, fear, and "Ugh. Black? So gaudy".

>Twilight clears her throat, "Um... Anon are you alright?"

"Am I alright? Of course I'm alright, why wouldn't I be?"

>"It's just that your costume is a bit... different compared to the rest of us."

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>Spike snaps out of his trance and shakes his head.

>"Anon who the heck are you supposed to be? I've never seen or read about any hero that dresses like that."

"I guess since there's no human hero in this book, it just made into one of the ones back home."

>Rarity begins trotting around you getting a closer look at your "costume".

>"Anon, darling. No offense but what type of hero wears all black."

>So many possible responses. Many of which are sarcastic.

>Resisting the urge to go all fanboy you give her the simplest answer you can think of.

"One who wages a one-man war on crime, and possibly one of the best examples of anti-heroes."

>"A-anti-hero?", Fluttershy asks as she slowly tip-toes towards you, obviously frightened by your grim appearance.

"Without having to explain it in detail, it's essentially a character who lacks normal heroic attributes."

>"Like a v-v-villain?" she says, getting a bit more jittery.

"Not really, sometimes they fight on the side of good they just don't do deeds in a traditional 'heroic' way."

>Before they can ask you to clarify any furthur a loud explosion is heard from the streets below.

>Everyone heads to the edge of the building and looks down towards the source.

>Huge green tentacles drag a giggling (and somewhat psycotic) mare holding a glowing sphere into the streets.

>Spike begins to panic, "It's the Mane-iac. You girls have to stop her before she uses the electro-orb to power her doomsday device!".

>The ponies spring into action leaping off the side of the building leaving you and Spike alone.

>"Anon, aren't you going to help them?"

"By jumping off the side of a building? Are you nuts?"

>"Come on Anon we don't have time, you'll be fine."

>Spike jumps off the roof.

>The Power Ponies are doing a horrible job of subduing the Mane-iac.

>Though they’re doing a fine job of subduing themselves.

"Fuck that, Imma taking a shortcut".

 

10 minutes later...

>After a bit of searching you find that the only other building of note is one with a huge neon sign for mane-care.

>Considering this is a hair/mane/whatever themed villain with a mental problem, it's probably a safe bet this is her lair.

>That and the stallions walking inside muttering things like "dooms-day device" and "trap" also probably helped.

>Inside the Mane-iac's lair you wait in the shadows.

>It doesn't take long for the Mane-iac herself to show-up.

>Office doors open and a bunch of stallions in fashion garb walk out to greet their leader.

>"MUAHAHAHA-HA With the electro orb I can now power my dooms-day device!"

>Her minions start laughing as well.

>Ugh. This is like a bad Saturday morning cartoon.

>"The Power Ponies will be here soon, get the paralyzing spray ready for the trap! HeheheheHAHA!" The Mane-iac yells out as she caresses the orb like a newborn.

>Better get the ball rolling if you want out of here.

>You unslung the rifle from your back and slowly walk towards the group.

"Hand the shiny sphere over."

>She appears unperturbed, "Whose this?"

"Your worst nightmare."

>Without a second beat you aim and fire the rifle at the villain.

*FWOCKA-FWOCKA-FWOCKA*

>A trio of swords slice through the Mane-iacs mane/tentacles leaving her completely flabbergasted and helpless.

>Everypony is looking at you in shock, while you just stare at the rifle in awe.

>Then a mysterious voice echos through your head.

>"It's a gun Anon. A gun that shoots swords."

>Still shocked (and chuckling for some reason) she manages to blurt out "GET HIM YOU FOALS!"

>You grin as all the poor goons bum-rush you. Taking aim at the closest one you pull the trigger.

"FWOCKA-FWOCKA MOTHERFUCKERS!"

 

>You are Spike, or Hum-Drum, but you prefer Spike.

>After helping the Power Ponies recover from their humiliating defeat you lead them to the Mane-iac's lair.

>As the group nears the hideout, you suddenly hear multiple booms and screams of agony.

>Before you know it Anon jumps through a window with the electro orb in one hand and a small cylinder in the other.

>Anon does a tuck and roll before getting back up and dashes off.

>The only thing he says as he sprints past is "RUN!"

>Not one to question you all follow him.

>After getting a considerable distance from the warehouse Anon flips a small cover on the cylinder revealing a red button.

>"Oh what’s that Nony?" asks Pinkie as she begins bouncing up and down.

>"A parting gift." he replies, "you should all cover your ears".

>"I love gifts. What kind is it?" she asks

>Everypony presses their ears down.

>"The explosive kind." he says and presses the small button.

>Twilight's eyes widen at this, "Anon did you just say expl-"

>She's cut off as a massive explosion comes from the direction of the warehouse.

>The shockwave from the blast knocks everyone off their hooves.

>Debris begins raining down from the sky.

>You think you see chunks of mane as well.

>Before you can get up all eight of you are dragged into a white portal before being dumped into the study of the ancient castle.

>"THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!" Anon jumps up "We should do it aga-"

>Everypony groans as Twilight smacks him on the back of the head.

>"Anon! What did you do?!" she demands.

>Anon rubs the back of his head, "I stopped the villain."

>"By doing what exactly?"

>"Punishing evil. With a gun that shoots swords and lots of explosives. I mean who knew hair spray was so volatile?"

>Rainbow interjects,"But what about the Mane-iac?"

>Patting her on the head, Anon just laughs.

>"Let's just say she curled up and dyed."