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  1. >Be Anon in Manehattan
  2. >Rarity just got her designs stolen by some bitch named Suri.
  3. >She’s crying up a storm.
  4. >It’s giving you a headache.
  5. >Ponies suddenly get idea to make designs using the hotel room as inspiration
  6. >That’s a stupid idea, but you’re going to state that in the most polite and civil manner.
  7. "That is the dumbest fucking idea I’ve heard all day."
  8. >"Anon, no offense dear, but I'm pretty sure that fashion is out of your element."
  9. >Bitch please.
  10. >If the fashion industry is similar to back home a hairless monkey could do it.
  11. >Plus there's a much simpler way of going about this.
  12. "Hey, Rarity you still got that fabric?"
  13. >"Um, yes I believe so. It should be in the dressing room near the old ensembles."
  14. "Did you make it yourself, and if possible, in multiple colors?"
  15. >"Yes, it’s all original. Why the sudden interest? Where are you going with this?"
  16. >You pick Rarity up and march out of the hotel to the fashion show with the girls following behind.
  17. >"A-Anon!? What are you doing put me down this instant!"
  18. “Shut up. I’m going to make your day all better.”
  19. >Alabaster pone blushes, “O-oh my. This is so sudden, and we haven’t even been on a first date yet…”
  20. "Wait what?”
  21. >”This is so taboo, yet to exciting! YES ANON! TAKE ME AND DO WHATEVER YOU PLEASE TO YOUR NAUGHTY MARE!”
  22. “What the fuck are you talking about?!”
  23. >”You said you were going to make my day better. Aren’t you going to ravish me?”
  24. “What?! No!”
  25. >”O-o-oh u-um never mind then…”
  26. "..."
  27. "Maybe later."
  28. >*Squee*
  29. >Entering the doors to the showroom you make your way backstage
  30. >Looking around, you spot a pompous pink mare talking to an equally stuffy pompous gray mare with a pink mane.
  31. >She's standing by what looks like rip-offs of Rarity's dresses
  32. >Holy crap pony fashion sucks.
  33.  
  34.  
  35. "Rarity, go get more of that fabric and bring it here."
  36. >Put Rarity down and walk up to the dirty idea stealing mare.
  37. >"May I help you?" she asks in the most uptight tone.
  38. "My my my, these are wonderful designs."
  39. >"Obviously. Now if you’ll excu-"
  40. >Before she can leave you move to bar her path.
  41. "How in the world did you manage to make this fabric and do you happen to have any more?"
  42. >"Oh yes Suri, I must know how you created the detail in this design." the mare next to her interjects.
  43. “I also hope you don’t mind if you show us your process.”
  44. >Her eyes widen.
  45. >Gotcha bitch.
  46.  
  47. ---------------------------------------
  48.  
  49. >Be Anon walking with Rarity.
  50. >"Oh Anon, I must simply thank you. If it wasn't for you who knows what would have happened."
  51. "Probably guilt tripping all your friends into making horrible looking hotel themed clothing?"
  52. >Rarity blushes, "Oh I don't think it would have been that bad."
  53. >"Still how can I ever repay you?"
  54. >You smile.
  55.  
  56. -Later that night-
  57.  
  58. >Be Anon in Manehattan
  59. >You’re in bed with marshmallow pone
  60. >"By Celestia Anon, that was amazing."
  61. "I guess you could say I had a vest-ed interest."
  62. >Rarity punches you in the ribs "That's not funny Anon."
  63. "[spoiler]Corset is[/spoiler]"
  64.  
  65. End
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