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Apple Falls One-shot [FR]

By: Aquilus on Jan 18th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 4.20 KB  |  hits: 90  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Be Anon at Rainbow Falls.
  2. >It's the qualification rounds for the Equestria Games.
  3. >Normally you couldn't give two fucks for national sports but Pinkie made sure that you were there for Rainbow Dash.
  4. >"P is for penectomy Anon!" she said.
  5. >You shudder.
  6. >Suffice to say she was very convincing.
  7. >Still it's nice to get out once in awhile and the liquid rainbow falls are beautiful.
  8. >You'll never understand the whole liquid rainbows thing though.
  9. >Weird magic horse land.
  10. >Currently accompanying Twilight and Applejack to the training area, you're in awe.
  11. >Compared to Ponyville you've never seen so many pegasi gathered in one place.
  12. >You think you've even seen a Griffon team doing some stretches when you arrived.
  13. >Speaking of arrival, Applejack hasn't stopped trying to feed you those apple brown betties.
  14. >"C'mon Anon, they're to help you bulk up!"
  15. "I'm not competing you silly pony."
  16. >With a grunt, Applejack kicks you in the shin causing you to lose your balance.
  17. >She gives you a death glare that would make a manticore whimper in fear.
  18. >"Never call me that again."
  19. >Taking a confection from the cart she brought with her tail, she grabs it by the hoof and stuffs it into your mouth.
  20. >Applejack doesn't remove her hoof from your mouth, but grins and crouches lower so her snout is next to your ear.
  21. >"Now eat your betty Anon." the orange pony says "Eat it real slow like."
  22. >You suddenly feel something wet trail up your neck to your ear.
  23. >There's nothing you can do but chew slowly with trepidation of what Applejack might do if you don't comply.
  24. >Ugh, this thing tastes like that organic health food back on Earth. It has hay and oats inside.
  25. >"That's right Anon, get nice and strong just for me..."
  26. >Applebutt doesn't get much farther as Twilight finally senses that you two have fallen behind.
  27. >Turning around, all she sees is Applejack pulling you up with her teeth.
  28. >"Anon, Applejack, hurry up you two; We've got to cheer on Rainbow Dash's team."
  29. >"Sorry Twi, Anon here just had an 'accident'. Ain't that right Anon?"
  30. >AJ smiles as she nudges you in the ribs.
  31. "Y...yeah right." you reply.
  32. >Rolling her eyes Twilight continues on the path.
  33. >Taking a few steps away from AJ she slaps you on the behind.
  34. >Before you can retort, Twilight yells at you two to pick up the pace.
  35. >The rest of the short trip you suffer no furthur molestation.
  36.  
  37. >After training, everyone comes together for a picnic with the main course being more of AJ's nasty health food.
  38. >"Anon here ah made these just for ya."
  39. >She pulls out a small box with a slice of pie with a light glaze on top.
  40. "Uh... I'm good AJ. The Betty I had earlier was enough for me."
  41. >She is unamused and unconvinced.
  42. >"Hey everyone look over there!"
  43. >And like the gullible fools they are, they all look.
  44. >AJ takes her chance to stuff your mouth full of food again.
  45. >Not only that but she places her entire mass over your chest, holds your arms down, and kisses you to make sure you don't spit the Apple treat out.
  46. >All the other ponies look back after hearing your struggles and AJ has her lips connected to yours.
  47. >Oh god, this one tastes even worse than the first one. Is tastes like...soap?!
  48. >Her tongue is moving all over in your mouth as well...
  49. >Commence a collective "Awww" from them all.
  50. >...
  51. >"Wow, they're really going at it."
  52. >"Oh my..."
  53. >"They've been making out for at least a minute now."
  54. >The lack of air causes you to swallow, and only then does AJ break the kiss.
  55. >"Hey Anon, you know when I said this one was made special for ya?"
  56. >You silently nod.
  57. >"It's cause ah added an extra ingredient. Y'all wanna know what it is?"
  58. >Beads of sweat begin to form as she moves closer and whispers in your ear.
  59. >"It's mah mane Anon. You're eating mah hair."
  60. "..."
  61. >"A'hm a part of you now Anon. Can ya feel me Anon? Can you feel me inside you?"
  62. >The urge to throw up is strong now and you try to break free but the orange pony refuses to budge.
  63. >"But ya want to know the best part, ah made the icing mahself and it's 'all natural' as well."
  64. >Applejack proceeds to randomly kiss your neck and face before moving back to your mouth.
  65. >"Anon. Wanna guess where I put that pie to cool after I took it out of the oven."
  66. >You refuse to respond and after a moment of silence she smiles.