Title:           Apple Falls One-shot [FR]
Author:          Aquilus
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First Edit:      Saturday 18th of January 2014 10:33:34 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 18th of January 2014 10:33:34 PM CDT

>Be Anon at Rainbow Falls.
>It's the qualification rounds for the Equestria Games.
>Normally you couldn't give two fucks for national sports but Pinkie made sure that you were there for Rainbow Dash.
>"P is for penectomy Anon!" she said.
>You shudder.
>Suffice to say she was very convincing.
>Still it's nice to get out once in awhile and the liquid rainbow falls are beautiful.
>You'll never understand the whole liquid rainbows thing though.
>Weird magic horse land.
>Currently accompanying Twilight and Applejack to the training area, you're in awe.
>Compared to Ponyville you've never seen so many pegasi gathered in one place.
>You think you've even seen a Griffon team doing some stretches when you arrived.
>Speaking of arrival, Applejack hasn't stopped trying to feed you those apple brown betties.
>"C'mon Anon, they're to help you bulk up!"
"I'm not competing you silly pony."
>With a grunt, Applejack kicks you in the shin causing you to lose your balance.
>She gives you a death glare that would make a manticore whimper in fear.
>"Never call me that again."
>Taking a confection from the cart she brought with her tail, she grabs it by the hoof and stuffs it into your mouth.
>Applejack doesn't remove her hoof from your mouth, but grins and crouches lower so her snout is next to your ear.
>"Now eat your betty Anon." the orange pony says "Eat it real slow like."
>You suddenly feel something wet trail up your neck to your ear.
>There's nothing you can do but chew slowly with trepidation of what Applejack might do if you don't comply.
>Ugh, this thing tastes like that organic health food back on Earth. It has hay and oats inside.
>"That's right Anon, get nice and strong just for me..."
>Applebutt doesn't get much farther as Twilight finally senses that you two have fallen behind.
>Turning around, all she sees is Applejack pulling you up with her teeth.
>"Anon, Applejack, hurry up you two; We've got to cheer on Rainbow Dash's team."
>"Sorry Twi, Anon here just had an 'accident'. Ain't that right Anon?"
>AJ smiles as she nudges you in the ribs.
"Y...yeah right." you reply.
>Rolling her eyes Twilight continues on the path.
>Taking a few steps away from AJ she slaps you on the behind.
>Before you can retort, Twilight yells at you two to pick up the pace.
>The rest of the short trip you suffer no furthur molestation.
 
>After training, everyone comes together for a picnic with the main course being more of AJ's nasty health food.
>"Anon here ah made these just for ya."
>She pulls out a small box with a slice of pie with a light glaze on top.
"Uh... I'm good AJ. The Betty I had earlier was enough for me."
>She is unamused and unconvinced.
>"Hey everyone look over there!"
>And like the gullible fools they are, they all look.
>AJ takes her chance to stuff your mouth full of food again.
>Not only that but she places her entire mass over your chest, holds your arms down, and kisses you to make sure you don't spit the Apple treat out.
>All the other ponies look back after hearing your struggles and AJ has her lips connected to yours.
>Oh god, this one tastes even worse than the first one. Is tastes like...soap?!
>Her tongue is moving all over in your mouth as well...
>Commence a collective "Awww" from them all.
>...
>"Wow, they're really going at it."
>"Oh my..."
>"They've been making out for at least a minute now."
>The lack of air causes you to swallow, and only then does AJ break the kiss.
>"Hey Anon, you know when I said this one was made special for ya?"
>You silently nod.
>"It's cause ah added an extra ingredient. Y'all wanna know what it is?"
>Beads of sweat begin to form as she moves closer and whispers in your ear.
>"It's mah mane Anon. You're eating mah hair."
"..."
>"A'hm a part of you now Anon. Can ya feel me Anon? Can you feel me inside you?"
>The urge to throw up is strong now and you try to break free but the orange pony refuses to budge.
>"But ya want to know the best part, ah made the icing mahself and it's 'all natural' as well."
>Applejack proceeds to randomly kiss your neck and face before moving back to your mouth.
>"Anon. Wanna guess where I put that pie to cool after I took it out of the oven."
>You refuse to respond and after a moment of silence she smiles.