Title: A Hot Dessert Author: Appleloosa Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/qaQf1e0a First Edit: Saturday 26th of May 2012 03:18:34 AM CDT Last Edit: Saturday 26th of May 2012 03:18:34 AM CDT >You own a very fat orange fluffy pony >You named it Blobby because for obvious reasons >Its shape makes it similiar to a basket ball >It usually eats lots of food on dinner time >And always demands dessert right after it >You think your tubby fluffy is very cute >It's playing while you cook its dinner >You take very good care of it and makes it different types of pasta every day >Today is agnolotti pasta day, a pasta stuffed with cheese >Last night was Fagottini, your favorite >Fluffy pony trots to you >"Bwoby hungy! Wan' nummies daddy!", it babbles >"Just a few more minutes, Blobby!", you explain >"Nuuu! Wan nummies now! Wan nummies!!!" it yells in a tantrum >You turn off the fire and serve the pasta, pouring a good amount of sauce on it >"Yay, Bwoby eat yummy nummies!, it cheers >"Calm down, buddy, you have to wait because it's to hot.", you explain while blowing the pasta >"No wan' wait! Wan yummies now!" your fluffy cries >After a few minutes you serve the pasta to Blobby, it gobbles it all happily   >Fluffy pony is now demanding dessert >"Calm down, Bloby, you just ate, you don't want your tummy to hurt, do you?", you ask >"No wan ouchies, onwy wan yummy tweat! Gif tweat now daddy!" you fluffy demands >You had another pot on the oven this whole time >You cooked rice pudding for your fat fluffy >You serve a good amount of it in a plate >It's extremely hot and sticky >Phone is ringing, it must be that important call you were waiting for >You leave the steaming plate on the table >"Daddy will be right back Blobby! Than I'll let you eat you treat. Just wait until I come back", you explain while walking towards the living room, closing the door behind you >He is in the top of the chair, bang his hooves on it >"Nuuuuuuu! Wan tweat wight now! Fwuffy no wan wait, gif yummies!", fluffy pony rages >Fluffy pony looks down saddly for a moment >"Why meanie daddy no gif nummie to Bwobie?" fluffy asks to itself >Fluffy pony is looking at the plate drooling, it has an idea >Fluffy pony is stretching his clumsy hooves to reach the plate >"Why nummie no come to fwuffy! No be meanie nummie! Pwease feed!", it babbles stupidly to itself >It gets on its back legs   >He stretches his hooves a little more and start pulling the plate towards it >Fluffy pony stretches and pull the plate a little more >The plate flips over >The steaming hot pudding lands on fluffy pony's head >The rest of the pudding fell on the ground >"Eeeeeeek! Owwwieeees! Nummies hotch! Nummies buwn Bwobie!" it yelps in agony >Fluffy pony releases a strong flush of pee >It starts thrashing and swinging its head in complete pain >Fluffy pony falls off the chair and land right on top of the still hot pudding >"Waaaah! Tummy buwnies! Nuuuuuu! Help daddy, pwease!", the fluffy >Its almost blind becuase of the high tempeture of the pudding in its eyes >Fluffy pony is running aimlessly, begging for help >It steps on some sharp shards of glass from the plate, which still had some pudding on it >"H-h-hoofsies! Hoofsies owies! NuuUUUUUUUU!", it yells in exquisite pain >Fluffy pony empties its bowels >It can't walk anymore, he falls over the rest of the hot pudding >Fluffy pony is thrashing frantically on the ground >"P-PWEEEESE! HELP BWOBY DADDY P-P-PWEEEEASEEE! WAAAAAAH!, it shouts in agony >You had the door closed this whole time, that a extremely important call >When you finally arrive, you find the corpse your lovely fluffy pony in a pile of pudding, feces and blood