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A Hot Dessert

By: Appleloosa on May 26th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.45 KB  |  hits: 137  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You own a very fat orange fluffy pony
  2. >You named it Blobby because for obvious reasons
  3. >Its shape makes it similiar to a basket ball
  4. >It usually eats lots of food on dinner time
  5. >And always demands dessert right after it
  6. >You think your tubby fluffy is very cute
  7. >It's playing while you cook its dinner
  8. >You take very good care of it and makes it different types of pasta every day
  9. >Today is agnolotti pasta day, a pasta stuffed with cheese
  10. >Last night was Fagottini, your favorite
  11. >Fluffy pony trots to you
  12. >"Bwoby hungy! Wan' nummies daddy!", it babbles
  13. >"Just a few more minutes, Blobby!", you explain
  14. >"Nuuu! Wan nummies now! Wan nummies!!!" it yells in a tantrum
  15. >You turn off the fire and serve the pasta, pouring a good amount of sauce on it
  16. >"Yay, Bwoby eat yummy nummies!, it cheers
  17. >"Calm down, buddy, you have to wait because it's to hot.", you explain while blowing the pasta
  18. >"No wan' wait! Wan yummies now!" your fluffy cries
  19. >After a few minutes you serve the pasta to Blobby, it gobbles it all happily
  20.  
  21. >Fluffy pony is now demanding dessert
  22. >"Calm down, Bloby, you just ate, you don't want your tummy to hurt, do you?", you ask
  23. >"No wan ouchies, onwy wan yummy tweat! Gif tweat now daddy!" you fluffy demands
  24. >You had another pot on the oven this whole time
  25. >You cooked rice pudding for your fat fluffy
  26. >You serve a good amount of it in a plate
  27. >It's extremely hot and sticky
  28. >Phone is ringing, it must be that important call you were waiting for
  29. >You leave the steaming plate on the table
  30. >"Daddy will be right back Blobby! Than I'll let you eat you treat. Just wait until I come back", you explain while walking towards the living room, closing the door behind you
  31. >He is in the top of the chair, bang his hooves on it
  32. >"Nuuuuuuu! Wan tweat wight now! Fwuffy no wan wait, gif yummies!", fluffy pony rages
  33. >Fluffy pony looks down saddly for a moment
  34. >"Why meanie daddy no gif nummie to Bwobie?" fluffy asks to itself
  35. >Fluffy pony is looking at the plate drooling, it has an idea
  36. >Fluffy pony is stretching his clumsy hooves to reach the plate
  37. >"Why nummie no come to fwuffy! No be meanie nummie! Pwease feed!", it babbles stupidly to itself
  38. >It gets on its back legs
  39.  
  40. >He stretches his hooves a little more and start pulling the plate towards it
  41. >Fluffy pony stretches and pull the plate a little more
  42. >The plate flips over
  43. >The steaming hot pudding lands on fluffy pony's head
  44. >The rest of the pudding fell on the ground
  45. >"Eeeeeeek! Owwwieeees! Nummies hotch! Nummies buwn Bwobie!" it yelps in agony
  46. >Fluffy pony releases a strong flush of pee
  47. >It starts thrashing and swinging its head in complete pain
  48. >Fluffy pony falls off the chair and land right on top of the still hot pudding
  49. >"Waaaah! Tummy buwnies! Nuuuuuu! Help daddy, pwease!", the fluffy
  50. >Its almost blind becuase of the high tempeture of the pudding in its eyes
  51. >Fluffy pony is running aimlessly, begging for help
  52. >It steps on some sharp shards of glass from the plate, which still had some pudding on it
  53. >"H-h-hoofsies! Hoofsies owies! NuuUUUUUUUU!", it yells in exquisite pain
  54. >Fluffy pony empties its bowels
  55. >It can't walk anymore, he falls over the rest of the hot pudding
  56. >Fluffy pony is thrashing frantically on the ground
  57. >"P-PWEEEESE! HELP BWOBY DADDY P-P-PWEEEEASEEE! WAAAAAAH!, it shouts in agony
  58. >You had the door closed this whole time, that a extremely important call
  59. >When you finally arrive, you find the corpse your lovely fluffy pony in a pile of pudding, feces and blood