Title:           Ribbon Sugar Sex Bananas
Author:          AppleDan
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First Edit:      Thursday 7th of March 2013 04:08:22 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 7th of March 2013 04:08:22 AM CDT

Congratulations, she gives you a bananana and tells you to meet her behind the food 4 less at 3 o clock. Would you boink Banana pone in a deserted Food 4 Less parking lot at 3 o' clock in the morning?
 
>you eagerly run over to a bush and dive in it
>you wait 5 goddamn minutes for Bananana to strut over
>she *really* liked belly rubs
>you two rascals are just about to make sandwiches when Rad Ribbon rips open the bush
>"AHA SO THIS IS WHERE YOU TWO WENT"
 
>Red Robbin's eyes are now darting all over the place in anger
>for some reason she's insanely pissed
>"BANANA, WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO SEE WHITESNAKE TONIGHT"
>holy shit Whitesnake? you would be pissed if you were her as well
>you open up your menu
>Diplomacy:43
>It'll do
"Ribbon!"
>"WHAT"
"now hear me out, we both reeaally need to blow off steam, i mean come on, Whitesanke."
>She is listening intently
>this might work for once
>"I say we find a hotel room and fuck like chubby rats all night"
>Ribbon stares at you
>"room service is on me"
>she jumps into your arms
>"well lets not waste any time shall we?"
 
>You and your chubby new fuck buddies kick rocks down to the local Ponetel 6
>Fueled with enough energy to power manhatten for two weeks, you kick in the door
>the ponies wiggle out from your grasp and hop onto the bed
>well one of them does
>Bana gracefully canters over to the bed and tries to pull herself onto it
>every time she plops back onto the floor he flank and tummy jiggle slightly, Ribbon just giggles at the sight.
>meanwhile, you swear your dick was pulling you towards her like an asteroid caught by the earths gravirty
>you restrain yourself long enough to pick her up by her haunches and lift her onto the bed
>you rip off your pants and hop into bed
 
>you immediately start tonguing it up with your yellow pudgy sweetheart
>you pin her down (as if she was going anywhere fast) and mash your lips together as your tongues search for each other
>when they meet she moans into the kiss as she loses herself in your kiss
>Ribbon just looks on as you two smooch it up
>bored
>she pulls you onto you back, breaking your kiss
>she plants herself on top of you and starts to grind into you
>"Im tired of sitting on the sidelines, time to get down to business."
>quick say something sexy
"I like business... uh... Sex business!"
>"..."
>"who's your writer?"
>Bana comes to your rescue and resumes her smooching
 
>your hands fumble for Red's hips as your tongue dances in Banana's mouth
>she tastes just like her name, though it's hard to focus on flavors with a chubby mare grinding into your groin
>soon she lifts up a little and you feel your cock begin to lift up, gripped by her magic
>once it's upright she roughly slams back down onto you
>you groan into the kiss as she winks hard and lets out a satisfied sigh
 
>As Ribbon is about to take little anon on the ride of his life she notices youre still wearing your socks
>she cocks her head to the side and asks you
>"are you seriously wearing socks to bed?"
>you break away from Bana and answer back
>"yeah. these are my business socks."
>She looks at you puzzled
You raise an eyebrow
>"the socks I wear when im gettin' down to business"
>You thrust upwards and she moans hard
 
>the tune plays in your head and you time your thrusts to the rhythm of the song
>Banana's mouth just sort of hangs open, not quite sure what's going on
>pulling a hand away from Red's cutie marks you snap your fingers to get her attention
>twirling your index finger around she smiles and turns
>you let out a groan as she unceremoniously plops her ass on your head and begins to grind it back and forth
 
>you grab her hips and lap at her nethers like a snake searching for its prey
>as you expected, she tastes like bananas down here too
>but the taste is much sweeter here, as if she had a banana split between her legs instead of a vagina
>she wiggles and writhes in your grasp, she can barely stand the amount of pleasure youre putting her through
>while push your tongue deeper into her, Red is getting jealous from the lack of attention
 
>she makes her presence known by using her magic to give your balls a light squeeze
>you nearly choke on Banana's juices as you get the message and resume thrusting up into her
>her throaty moans and hisses of pleasure tell you you're doing a good job
>Banana on the other hand is simply breathing hard and whispering something unintelligible
 
>Their moans of pleasure are driving you wild
>like a bear orgy
>you channel your inner bear as you secure Banana to your face like a feed bag and smack at her flank
>she gasps and moans with every strike and squeeze
>her flank and belly jiggle in rythym
>Her whispering becomes just a bit more decipherable
>you can only make out a few words
>"m-much better..........banannngh~"
>fantasizing about bananas, really. while riding your tongue no less
 
>you spank her harder, listening to her groan and mumble louder and louder about bananas
>Red Ribbon slows a little in her grinding before deciding that Banana's just some crazy slut
>she pounds harder into you, each thrust accompanied by a grunt of force
>there's a sudden whap on Banana's other flank that makes her howl about how badly she needs a banana pounding her womb
>Red pulls back the rolled up magazine she's levitated with her magic and goes in for another spank
 
>no one man can have all this wut
>from the look on Ribbons face you fathom that she must think Banana is crazy
>you realize you never really heard her say anything to you
>just gestures and her giving you that banana
>what if thats her idea of a wedding ring or something?
>what if-
>Ribbon takes her rolled up magazine and smacks you on the forehead
>"Hey get back to work!"
>in your daze you forgot you were in a threesome
>how do you forget something like that?
 
>you put both hands on her ass and squeeze as you hold her up and pound into her as fast as you can
>you're getting close - a mouthful of crazy babbling bananacunt and Red winking hard on your dick is making it hard to think straight
>she shudders in your grasp and starts to pant, softly telling you not to stop
>Banana on the other hand is just saying the word "Bananas" over and over again
>suddenly she sits up, her full weight on your head
>you can't breathe and slippery banana juices are pouring down your nose and throat
>as if that wasn't enough, you feel a tingle then a jab at your prostate a a tendril of Red's magic slides up your ass
 
>you never thought that being slowly and unintentionally murdered would be your fetish
>fight or flight comes into play, rationality takes a back seat as instinct grabs the wheel
>being pushed down further into the mattress gives you extra potential leverage
>using your legs, you pick up the lighter Red Ribbon and bounce her on your pelvis
>your thighs smacking into her haunches pushes her closer and closer to her orgasm as she fights to stay on top of you
 
>her magic fizzles just as you push past the point of no return
>it's only a matter of time now, so there's only one thing to do
>you roughly fuck her as hard as you can as your dick goes numb and the world gets fuzzy
>if you didn't have several pounds of shuddering and screaming yellow pegasus on your head you'd be able to watch her belly wobble up and down
>just as you feel your tunnel vision begin to close, Banana rolls to the side
>choking on air, you inhale her juices along with a lungful of sweet oxygen
>then your balls yank tight and Red slams her hips into yours
 
>the combination of Red's sweet hips banging into you and the force of your violent coughing bring you to a reality bendingly mind-shattering orgasm
>Red breaks character and desperately screams your name in ecstasy
>you slam into her a few more times before collapsing back onto the bed in a pool of sweat, panting heavily
>As you lay there soaking wet with various mare juices and sweat, Banana nuzzles up against your cheek
>you swear she just tried to kill you but you cant even be miffed at her
>you wrap an arm around her and drift off to sleep
>Red is still spasming from her part of the orgasm