- Congratulations, she gives you a bananana and tells you to meet her behind the food 4 less at 3 o clock. Would you boink Banana pone in a deserted Food 4 Less parking lot at 3 o' clock in the morning?
- >you eagerly run over to a bush and dive in it
- >you wait 5 goddamn minutes for Bananana to strut over
- >she *really* liked belly rubs
- >you two rascals are just about to make sandwiches when Rad Ribbon rips open the bush
- >"AHA SO THIS IS WHERE YOU TWO WENT"
- >Red Robbin's eyes are now darting all over the place in anger
- >for some reason she's insanely pissed
- >"BANANA, WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO SEE WHITESNAKE TONIGHT"
- >holy shit Whitesnake? you would be pissed if you were her as well
- >you open up your menu
- >Diplomacy:43
- >It'll do
- "Ribbon!"
- >"WHAT"
- "now hear me out, we both reeaally need to blow off steam, i mean come on, Whitesanke."
- >She is listening intently
- >this might work for once
- >"I say we find a hotel room and fuck like chubby rats all night"
- >Ribbon stares at you
- >"room service is on me"
- >she jumps into your arms
- >"well lets not waste any time shall we?"
- >You and your chubby new fuck buddies kick rocks down to the local Ponetel 6
- >Fueled with enough energy to power manhatten for two weeks, you kick in the door
- >the ponies wiggle out from your grasp and hop onto the bed
- >well one of them does
- >Bana gracefully canters over to the bed and tries to pull herself onto it
- >every time she plops back onto the floor he flank and tummy jiggle slightly, Ribbon just giggles at the sight.
- >meanwhile, you swear your dick was pulling you towards her like an asteroid caught by the earths gravirty
- >you restrain yourself long enough to pick her up by her haunches and lift her onto the bed
- >you rip off your pants and hop into bed
- >you immediately start tonguing it up with your yellow pudgy sweetheart
- >you pin her down (as if she was going anywhere fast) and mash your lips together as your tongues search for each other
- >when they meet she moans into the kiss as she loses herself in your kiss
- >Ribbon just looks on as you two smooch it up
- >bored
- >she pulls you onto you back, breaking your kiss
- >she plants herself on top of you and starts to grind into you
- >"Im tired of sitting on the sidelines, time to get down to business."
- >quick say something sexy
- "I like business... uh... Sex business!"
- >"..."
- >"who's your writer?"
- >Bana comes to your rescue and resumes her smooching
- >your hands fumble for Red's hips as your tongue dances in Banana's mouth
- >she tastes just like her name, though it's hard to focus on flavors with a chubby mare grinding into your groin
- >soon she lifts up a little and you feel your cock begin to lift up, gripped by her magic
- >once it's upright she roughly slams back down onto you
- >you groan into the kiss as she winks hard and lets out a satisfied sigh
- >As Ribbon is about to take little anon on the ride of his life she notices youre still wearing your socks
- >she cocks her head to the side and asks you
- >"are you seriously wearing socks to bed?"
- >you break away from Bana and answer back
- >"yeah. these are my business socks."
- >She looks at you puzzled
- You raise an eyebrow
- >"the socks I wear when im gettin' down to business"
- >You thrust upwards and she moans hard
- >the tune plays in your head and you time your thrusts to the rhythm of the song
- >Banana's mouth just sort of hangs open, not quite sure what's going on
- >pulling a hand away from Red's cutie marks you snap your fingers to get her attention
- >twirling your index finger around she smiles and turns
- >you let out a groan as she unceremoniously plops her ass on your head and begins to grind it back and forth
- >you grab her hips and lap at her nethers like a snake searching for its prey
- >as you expected, she tastes like bananas down here too
- >but the taste is much sweeter here, as if she had a banana split between her legs instead of a vagina
- >she wiggles and writhes in your grasp, she can barely stand the amount of pleasure youre putting her through
- >while push your tongue deeper into her, Red is getting jealous from the lack of attention
- >she makes her presence known by using her magic to give your balls a light squeeze
- >you nearly choke on Banana's juices as you get the message and resume thrusting up into her
- >her throaty moans and hisses of pleasure tell you you're doing a good job
- >Banana on the other hand is simply breathing hard and whispering something unintelligible
- >Their moans of pleasure are driving you wild
- >like a bear orgy
- >you channel your inner bear as you secure Banana to your face like a feed bag and smack at her flank
- >she gasps and moans with every strike and squeeze
- >her flank and belly jiggle in rythym
- >Her whispering becomes just a bit more decipherable
- >you can only make out a few words
- >"m-much better..........banannngh~"
- >fantasizing about bananas, really. while riding your tongue no less
- >you spank her harder, listening to her groan and mumble louder and louder about bananas
- >Red Ribbon slows a little in her grinding before deciding that Banana's just some crazy slut
- >she pounds harder into you, each thrust accompanied by a grunt of force
- >there's a sudden whap on Banana's other flank that makes her howl about how badly she needs a banana pounding her womb
- >Red pulls back the rolled up magazine she's levitated with her magic and goes in for another spank
- >no one man can have all this wut
- >from the look on Ribbons face you fathom that she must think Banana is crazy
- >you realize you never really heard her say anything to you
- >just gestures and her giving you that banana
- >what if thats her idea of a wedding ring or something?
- >what if-
- >Ribbon takes her rolled up magazine and smacks you on the forehead
- >"Hey get back to work!"
- >in your daze you forgot you were in a threesome
- >how do you forget something like that?
- >you put both hands on her ass and squeeze as you hold her up and pound into her as fast as you can
- >you're getting close - a mouthful of crazy babbling bananacunt and Red winking hard on your dick is making it hard to think straight
- >she shudders in your grasp and starts to pant, softly telling you not to stop
- >Banana on the other hand is just saying the word "Bananas" over and over again
- >suddenly she sits up, her full weight on your head
- >you can't breathe and slippery banana juices are pouring down your nose and throat
- >as if that wasn't enough, you feel a tingle then a jab at your prostate a a tendril of Red's magic slides up your ass
- >you never thought that being slowly and unintentionally murdered would be your fetish
- >fight or flight comes into play, rationality takes a back seat as instinct grabs the wheel
- >being pushed down further into the mattress gives you extra potential leverage
- >using your legs, you pick up the lighter Red Ribbon and bounce her on your pelvis
- >your thighs smacking into her haunches pushes her closer and closer to her orgasm as she fights to stay on top of you
- >her magic fizzles just as you push past the point of no return
- >it's only a matter of time now, so there's only one thing to do
- >you roughly fuck her as hard as you can as your dick goes numb and the world gets fuzzy
- >if you didn't have several pounds of shuddering and screaming yellow pegasus on your head you'd be able to watch her belly wobble up and down
- >just as you feel your tunnel vision begin to close, Banana rolls to the side
- >choking on air, you inhale her juices along with a lungful of sweet oxygen
- >then your balls yank tight and Red slams her hips into yours
- >the combination of Red's sweet hips banging into you and the force of your violent coughing bring you to a reality bendingly mind-shattering orgasm
- >Red breaks character and desperately screams your name in ecstasy
- >you slam into her a few more times before collapsing back onto the bed in a pool of sweat, panting heavily
- >As you lay there soaking wet with various mare juices and sweat, Banana nuzzles up against your cheek
- >you swear she just tried to kill you but you cant even be miffed at her
- >you wrap an arm around her and drift off to sleep
- >Red is still spasming from her part of the orgasm
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