Title:           Flutterpleb 1: First Edition
Author:          AppleDan
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/5PmJrQJA
First Edit:      Monday 3rd of December 2012 08:42:38 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 3rd of December 2012 08:42:38 PM CDT

>Day "could you be any slower, jesus christ" in Equestria
>you wake up and tumble down the stairs to the kitchen for some breakfast
>you can manage without meat and it's easy to keep your weight down with just veggies and wheat products
>hear a knocking at the door
>open the door
>get on the floor
>It's Speedy Express, the mail stallion
>"Here's ya package anon!"
"Right on time, thanks Speedy."
>you sign your name and take your package to the living room
>you open it up and see your favorite yellow pone
>Flutteryellow
>"I-is logistics your fetish anon?"
>she looks up at you, just bursting with hope
"Actually..."
>her eyes light up and her wings extend
>she jumps the gun
>"Really!? oh Anon im so-
"Wait.... no, no this is all wrong."
>"W-what?"
>No, this box is brown. Normal express mail is white, brown is for 3rd class delivery plebs.
>yellowshy is as confused as ever.
>she mutters something under her breath
>"I knew I should've gotten the express package, oh what was I thinking..."
"And before you ask, no, being this pleb isn't my fetish.
>you point to the door
"Now get out, and don't come back until you learn how to package. Who uses more than two strips of tape for a box of this size, and duct tape? Really?"
>you follow her to the door, being as anal as you can possibly be
>"Oh Anon, im so-"
If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right.
>you slam the door
Fucking Packageshy