Flutterpleb 1: First Edition

>Day "could you be any slower, jesus christ" in Equestria

>you wake up and tumble down the stairs to the kitchen for some breakfast

>you can manage without meat and it's easy to keep your weight down with just veggies and wheat products

>hear a knocking at the door

>open the door

>get on the floor

>It's Speedy Express, the mail stallion

>"Here's ya package anon!"

"Right on time, thanks Speedy."

>you sign your name and take your package to the living room

>you open it up and see your favorite yellow pone

>Flutteryellow

>"I-is logistics your fetish anon?"

>she looks up at you, just bursting with hope

"Actually..."

>her eyes light up and her wings extend

>she jumps the gun

>"Really!? oh Anon im so-

"Wait.... no, no this is all wrong."

>"W-what?"

>No, this box is brown. Normal express mail is white, brown is for 3rd class delivery plebs.

>yellowshy is as confused as ever.

>she mutters something under her breath

>"I knew I should've gotten the express package, oh what was I thinking..."

"And before you ask, no, being this pleb isn't my fetish.

>you point to the door

"Now get out, and don't come back until you learn how to package. Who uses more than two strips of tape for a box of this size, and duct tape? Really?"

>you follow her to the door, being as anal as you can possibly be

>"Oh Anon, im so-"

If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right.

>you slam the door

Fucking Packageshy