Title:           [suspended] Anything goes CYOA *tl;dr*
Author:          Anynomous
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First Edit:      Sunday 11th of May 2014 03:58:52 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Monday 13th of October 2014 10:50:41 AM CDT

*tl;dr* of all previous threads from the anything goes CYOA
 
 
 
thread #1
>woke up in Equestria, hungry
>molested a bunny
>ate some mushrooms
>met Fluttershy investigating the molested bunny
>got offered to sleep in Fluttershy's old hen house
>went to the Ponyville market
>almost arrested for indecent exposure
>saved by explosive mushroom vomit (also Fluttershy)
>HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM
>passed out
>woke up chained to hospital bed
>introduced to Twilight Sparkle by Fluttershy
>moonwalked home, making corny jokes
>went sleeping in the hen house
>got asked by fluttershy to go buy some lettuce and carrots the next day
>received 5 bits to do so
 
 
thread #2
>went to the market and got Fluttershy what she wanted
>followed Twilight back to the library
>built a pretty neat book fortress
>met Spike
>met Pinkie Pie and ate a fucking great cupcake
>got promised more cupcakes for later
>got shown around town by Twilight
>went to a boutique to buy a hat on your own
>found a neat fedora (not trilby), but too expensive
>boutique owner gave you a big discount
>boutique owner is Rarity
 
 
thread #3
>tried giving Rarity thankful dickings
>thankful dickings were vehemently rejected
>went to Sugarcube Corners and actually got a job working the counter, dealing with customers
>went to the library and read about Celestia banishing Luna to the moon
>got scolded by Twilight for trying to give thankful dickings to Rarity
>felt bad and went to apologize to Rarity together with Twilight
>Rarity accepted the sincere apology
 
 
thread #4
>great and successful first day at work, got paid well
>met Pinkie again, made plans to make cupcakes together tomorrow
>went to Rarity's and asked her to make some clothes (will be ready in 2 days)
>went to Twilight and grabbed her ass, while she thought you'd need a hug because of loneliness
>got thrown out
>went home to Fluttershy
>tried to rape Fluttershy
>got hit in the head, Fluttershy ran away
>grabbed your stuff and ran South towards the forest
>kept running until it was too dark and you were too exhausted to keep going
 
 
thread #5
>kept running and found the old Everfree Forest Castle ruins
>stayed in the ruins for a few days, managed to survive
>made smoke signals and encountered Zecora on the 4th day in the forest
>asked her to get you out of the forest and back to Ponyville
>returned to Fluttershy's cottage and apologized
>still hurt, she didn't exactly forgive you, but gave you another chance
>promised her to apologize to Twilight, Pinkie and Mr. Cake
 
 
thread #6
>went to apologize to Twilight, but she is still very upset and not trusting you anymore
>went to Sugarcube Corner and apologized to Mr. Cake (you still have your job)
>went upstairs to apologize to Pinkie
>baked with Pinkie all afternoon and had a wonderful time together
>realized that a cupcake isn't enough to make things up with Twilight
>got consoled by Pinkie
>decided to move out of Fluttershy's old hen house (wrote her a letter)
>went to town hall and signed a cheap rental agreement for a small hut on the East side of Ponyville
>hut is small, but in a good condition, equipped with the basic necessities
>went to sleep in a real bed for the first time since you came to Equestria
 
 
thread #7
>slow but successful day at work
>picked up spare clothes from Rarity's
>read that there's gonna be a "Spring Festival" in the near future
>got attacked by Rainbow Dash on the market for things you did before you left
>tried to calm her down, but had to fight back
>Twilight stepped in and kinda saved your skin (she's still kinda upset)
>went to help random ponies who needed help
>met and helped your neighbor "Rover"
 
 
thread #8
>day off
>went out to help more ponies
>met Cheerilee and helped her
>talked to her for a while and got along well
>wanted to say thank you to Zecora for her help
>went to ask Pinkie if she knew the way (didn't)
>went to Fluttershy together with Pinkie to ask her
>learned a bit more about the upcoming Spring Festival
>FS agreed to take you two to Zecora's place
 
 
thread #9
>went to the Everfree Forest
>gave Zecora the cookies
>got attacked by two timberwolves on the way back
>were just about able to fight them off, no one got hurt
>went to buy some apple pie the next day
>met Applejack and talked briefly
>bought an emergency bag with various tools and utensils
>went to work
 
 
thread #10
>sick with food poisoning
>got carried home by Rover, promised him a cider at the festival as thanks
>went to Sweet Apple Acres to offer Applejack help, who thanked you, but declined
>bought medical supplies back in Ponyville
>met Cheerilee and spent the afternoon with her at a cafe
>went home
 
 
thread #11 - part 1+2
>worked out
>met and helped Spike with a heavy cart
>borrowed some books from Twilight
>decided to buy some presents
>decided to go to Canterlot with Pinkie the next day to get them
 
 
thread #12
>took the train to Canterlot with Pinkie
>bought a very expensive Daring-Do figurine for RD (299 bits)
>visited an acquaintance of Pinkie's, got two gems for Rarity/Spike for free
 
 
thread #13
>somehow managed to get into the Canterlot castle and meet Celestia
>asked Celestia for advice
 
 
thread #14
>got a magical locket for Twilight from Celestia
>got Pinkie a glove and ball to play catch
>went back to Ponyville
>got three spa vouchers (for FS/R) and a free towel
 
 
thread #15
>read up a bit on Princess Luna after seeing her in your dream
>gave the gem to Rarity, which she loved
>gave the vouchers to Fluttershy, which she really liked
>decided to give the 3rd voucher to Cheerilee
 
 
thread #16
>gave Twilight the locket and the gem for Spike
>gave the figurine to Rainbow Dash
>both liked their gifts and you were able to make peace with them
>on the way to the school
 
 
thread #17
>surprised Cherilee with your visit
>offered to help with some preparations and take some work off her hands
>helped out until school was over