High Tide's Minijournal #1

>Today's the day

>Today is the day I start my new life in Equestria.

>I'll be leaving behind a lot, but all things considered everything turned out well.

>I got to keep my schlong, and became a unicorn, too!

>The train was where it all began.

>After hearing all the new names and personas, I couldn't help but wonder what I'd do with my new life.

>My thoughts shifted as I glanced out the window to see my new home by a mighty river.

"High tide..."

>"High Tide, eh? Not the name I would have given you, but it'll do."

>My thoughts are jerked back to reality by the elderly voice of pony standing before me, levitating a checklist and a quill.

>He scratches down my new name before I even realize I had just named myself, and mutters something about sea-ponies before trotting off.

>Glancing at a reflection of myself in a window I only now realize my nautical-themed mane.

>I always was a fan of pirates and fishing, maybe I could make this work.

"Yeah... yeah! Look out, Four Cannon, here comes High Tide, pirate pone!"

>"Pirates aren't a real job!" somepone further down the train cart shouts.

"O-oh... well, I still can fish and captain a boat and do warf-master stuff..."

>Nods and murmurs of approval travel the cabin as I smile to myself, satisfied.

>There's just one problem.

>I haven't the slightest clue how to run a marina.

 

Here's to a successful start, /mlp/.