Pastebin launched a little side project called HostCabi.net, check it out ;-)Don't like ads? PRO users don't see any ads ;-)
Public Pastes
Guest

Idle days part 5

By: Antioch on Sep 18th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 7.08 KB  |  hits: 133  |  expires: Never
download  |  raw  |  embed  |  report abuse  |  print
Text below is selected. Please press Ctrl+C to copy to your clipboard. (⌘+C on Mac)
  1. >Don’t stop until you reach Twilight’s door
  2. >The both of you barge in and take a breather
  3. >Twilight turns away from her book to face the you in surprise
  4. >Twilight; “Hey! What’s going on and…”
  5. >she stops her inquiring to suppress a snicker
  6. >Twilight; “…Anon, Why are you wearing that?”
  7. I DON’T KNOW!!!
  8. >She chuckles to herself
  9. >“You look ridiculous, Do you always wear that?”
  10. I have no idea how this got on me! Me Pinkie were at my house trying to do some home repairs but we kept jumping forward in time and we couldn’t remember what happened in between the skips!
  11. >Twilight raises an eyebrow in peculiarity
  12. >Twilight: “You can’t be serious…”
  13. I am serious. It was like there was some Malicious, Cruel, Malevolent, Omnipresent, Omnipotent force in the room with a really sadistic sense of humor.
  14. >Pinkie; “He’s telling the truth! I got stuffed under the carpet! And speaking of which; You need to clean your carpet, Mister! It tasted like a dust rag!
  15. >Snap at her on an impulse
  16. Yeah?! Well I bet your carpet tastes like Rainbow Dashes mouth!
  17. >She shuts her eyes halfway and responds smoothly
  18. >Pinkie; “Care to find out?”
  19. >Snap at her again
  20. NO!
  21. >Twilight shakes her head and turns to face her book again
  22. >Shift your eyes around
  23. >Nudge Pinkie
  24. >Quietly whisper in her ear
  25. Later…
  26. >Twilight: “If you’re having such a hard time with your home repairs, maybe you should have professionals do it”
  27. Yeah…Maybe I will. And while their at it, I can have them clean the carpets and maybe unplug the sink and…
  28. >a sudden epiphany interrupts your listing of things that will probably never get done
  29. Uh oh…
  30. >Pinkie: “What’s ‘Uh oh’”
  31. My fox! My pet! I got her from Fluttershy yesterday! She must have ran off while I was taking my dirtnap.
  32. >Pinkie; “Oh, that’s nothing to worry about. I can find her. Twilight, can I borrow a stepping stool, a candlestick and a jar?”
  33. >Twilight: “For what?!”
  34. >Pinkie; “Well duh! Finding Anon’s fox, You silly filly!”
  35. >Twilight; “Shouldn’t you get maybe her name and what she looks like?”
  36. >Pinkie; “Nah, I’ll be fine with just those three things”
  37. >Pinkie starts scavenging through the Library
  38. >Twilight attempts to tell Pinkie how ridiculous she is for trying to find a fox with such items but you interject before she can
  39. Just let her go, Maybe it will keep her busy for an afternoon
  40. >Twilight; “Yeah, I guess so”
  41. >Pinkie heads out the door with the candlestick in the jar, the jar on the stool and the stool balanced on her back
  42. >Pinkie; “See ya later!”
  43. Twilight, Do you have a blanket I can use. I’m kind of cold
  44. >She pulls a blanket out of the laundry basket with her magic and rests it over your shoulders
  45. Thanks, Twi
  46. >“So, what now?”
  47. Well…Since I’m here, I have something to ask you.
  48. >“Yes?”
  49. Can you educate me more on pony culture and history? I think it might help me fit in a little better…
  50. >“But I’m very educated in both and it doesn’t help me fit in at all”
  51. >Clasp your hands together and try to make your request sound a little more personal
  52. Okay then…How about; Can you educate me? I think it might be a nice way to spend time with you
  53. >She smiles softly
  54. >“Alright, I think I like that idea”
  55. >Twilight pulls a rolled scroll down from the shelf with her magic
  56. >“Lesson one…”
  57. >The scroll swings and your head, making a thwap noise on impact
  58. Ow!
  59. >“Don’t coerce the princess into leaving while she’s visiting me!”
  60. >Rub your head
  61. >Shoot a sarcastic grin at Twilight
  62. Shouldn’t that be -The Queen-?
  63. >The scroll smacks your head a second time
  64. Ow!
  65. >“Lesson two; Don’t make snide comments or actions”
  66. But you just did!
  67. >The scrolls smacks your head once more
  68. >“I can do this all day, I do it all day with Spike!”
  69. Enough!
  70. >“Very well, that’s all the lesson for today”
  71. >Twilight goes back to reading her book
  72. Hey, I’m serious! I really want to learn from you. No… I want to learn WITH you
  73. >“Alright then, Come sit by me”
  74. >Sit down next to her
  75. >“Why don’t you and I read together for a bit?”
  76. >Look into her book
  77. >What the hell is all this scribbled gibberish?
  78. >It looks like noodles trying to dance
  79. >Oh yeah, that’s pony writing
  80. Uhh…we may have a problem
  81. >Twilight turns to face you in mild surprise
  82. >“You can’t read?”
  83. >Lower your head in shame
  84. No, not p0ny writing. Can you read out loud.
  85. >“That depends. Are you going to listen?”
  86. Of course
  87. >She starts reading
  88. >Press in close to try and keep up with her
  89. >Watch the pages turn blankly for about 10 minutes
  90. >She pauses at intervals to elaborate on some minor points made in the book
  91. >But you not asking questions makes her a little impatient
  92. >“Anon, have you been listening to what I‘ve been saying?”
  93. Of course I have
  94. >“Then what’s with that vacant stare?”
  95. That’s my focus face
  96. >“Really? Then what was the last thing said?”
  97. You said; “Certain towns may choose to employ more common means of doing things as opposed to magic. A prime example would be P0nyville. P0nyville was founded by earth p0nies, and thus many traditions are still done earth p0ny style such as cleaning up winter. Clearing the snow off the ground is done manually as opposed to using magic, As is planting seeds, melting icy ponds, making bird nests and so on and so forth”
  98. >At first, she looks somewhat caught off guard but then she closes her eyes and smiles
  99. >“You HAVE been listening!”
  100. Of course, you didn’t think I wasn’t going to listen?
  101. >“uhhh, that’s not important. Lets just keep reading”
  102. >Throw an arm over her shoulder and smile
  103. >She smiles back and throws one over your’s
  104. >Read the rest of the way through the chapter
  105. >“Thanks for reading with me, Anon. That was…fun”
  106. Your welcome
  107. >She blushes shyly
  108. >“And now…I have something to ask you”
  109. >lean in eagerly
  110. Yes?
  111. >“Can I have that blanket back? I need to do laundry.”
  112. Oh sure
  113. >Toss the blanket off and give it back to her
  114. >Shudder under the exposure to the air
  115. I Think I’ll go see if Rarity has any of the clothes I ordered from her finished
  116. >“Alright, I’ll see you later Anon”
  117. >head for the door
  118. >“And while your over there, would you mind telling spike to come home. He spent the night there”
  119. Sure thing, I’ll make sure he comes back
  120. >Step outside
  121. >Gaze across P0nyville to Rarity’s shop
  122. >You’re still wearing the coconut bra and grass skirt
  123. >and There’s countless P0nies out today to witness your humiliating getup
  124. >There’s only one way to do this
  125. >Puff out your chest
  126. >Bolster your shoulders
  127. >Aaaaaaand…March!
  128. >Step through P0nyville with everyP0ny along the way turning their head and staring
  129. >Crane your chin skyward and continue your marching, swing your arms proudly as you take your steps
  130. >Behind you is a trail of shrugs and confused murmurs
  131. >Halfway through your voyage to Rarity’s shop, a very good question comes to mind;
  132. Why the hell am I still wearing the bra?
  133. >Grab the left cup rip the piece of your chest
  134. >The strings holding it together snap like spaghetti
  135. >Toss it into a trash can
  136. Ha! This is now slightly less excruciating.
create a new version of this paste RAW Paste Data