- >Sink into a dream quickly
- >find yourself in a snowy field
- >flakes fall from the sky and coat the ground
- >relax in the peaceful tranquil environment
- >and standing next to you, amidst all the peace and tranquility, is Twilight
- >Looking even more Adorable than usual
- >she flicks her mane the side and slowly opens her eyes, smiling easily as they land on you
- >Hug her softly
- >She’s icy cold to the touch
- >rest an arm behind her back and dip her down
- >She continues her soft smile
- >Go in slowly for a kiss
- >Her soft smile changes to sadistic grin
- >She cranks an arm back and smacks you in the face
- OUCH!!!
- >The pain from it pulls you out of your dream and back into the dirt
- >shake your head from the shock
- Why does my own subconscious hate me?
- >Pinkie wakes up
- >“Huh! What? Who said that?”
- Who else could it be?
- >“Oh good morning, Anon!”
- >She pauses for a moment and shakes her hips around
- >“Ooooh…”
- >She smiles mischievously, leans in, and whispers in your ear
- >“Are you thinking what I’m thinking?”
- Huh?
- >Look down
- >Realize both your hands are clenching tight on her flank
- >Feel up her soft, doughy, meaty, plot
- >Smile and whisper into her ear
- Later…
- >Rise to your feet
- >stand up with Pinkie cradled in your arms
- Right now I just want to get that…Wait a minute…Wait a minute!
- >“Something wrong?”
- How are you so light all the sudden?
- >“What do you mean?”
- You fell asleep on top of me! I couldn’t throw you off now matter how hard I tried, it was like you weighed a ton!
- >She smiles and shrugs
- >“Well, I have been told I’m a HEAVY sleeper”
- >Raise an eyebrow at her
- >Is she trying to make a joke or…
- >Whatever
- >Gently let her down
- I just want to get that project taken care of
- >“project?
- Yeah, the hole you punched through my wall
- >“Can I help?”
- Yeah, sure. Lets just get it started already
- >15 minutes later…
- >Stare at the current state of your project
- Huh, That’s a pickle…
- >“Yeah…”
- >There is a second hole of amorphous shape punched clean through the wall
- Did you do that?
- >“Maybe…I don’t remember. Last thing I remember is you saying ‘Lets just get it started already’”
- Yeah me too, that’s the strangest thing. Its like we just jumped forward in time
- >“What now?”
- I guess if I can fill one hole, I can fill two
- >15 minutes later…
- WOAH!!!
- >The entire wall is gone
- How did this happen!?!
- >“I don’t know, All I remember is you saying something about filling both my holes and now here we are”
- Alright, lets just calm down
- >Take a moment to relax
- Okay…lets TRY to get started on solving this problem
- >15 minutes later
- >Look at the wall
- >at least it hasn’t gotten any worse since the last declaration to improve it
- >Feel a draft
- >and a slight chill
- Is it cold in here?
- >Look down at your body
- AAAAAH!!!
- >You’re wearing nothing but a coconut bra and grass skirt
- Pinkie, Did you change my clothes while I wasn‘t paying attention!?!
- >Silence
- Pinkie?
- >Hear a muffled voice coming from behind you
- >Turn around
- >There is a large pinkie shaped lump underneath the carpet
- >Look at it in disbelief
- >Sounds like she’s crying for help
- >Grip onto the carpet and rip her out from underneath
- >She gasps for air and grabs you in shock
- >“WHAT’S HAPPENEING TO US!?!”
- I DON’T KNOW! LETS GET OUT OF HERE!
- >the both of you Charge out of the house in a panic
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